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If you don't golf, that's okay |
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You can be a tiger anyway |
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Lie through your teeth when things get tough |
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Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough! |
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
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Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood |
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Get real rich and you will find |
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All the hot chicks will want to grind |
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
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Grip that shaft like you know you should |
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Get a platinum card it will be all good |
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The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods |
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Remember this when you're having fun |
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Three holes are better than a hole in one! |
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If the word gets out don't be afraid |
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When a 9 iron's headed for your escalade |
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
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Filling all the divets in the neighborhood |
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Don't think about those 3 foot putts |
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And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts |
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
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Text messages are never good |
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Nail the girl at the driving range, |
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Your life will change just like Tiger Woods |
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Have your best friend book all your flights |
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Tell your wife that you're golfing nights |
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Get a call girl and maybe just chill |
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Be willing to part with a 100 mil |
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Bang a new porn star everyday |
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Tell your sponsors it'll be okay |
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Surprise them all with an invitation |
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To a viewing of your first double penetration |
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods |
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Poking all the holes in the neighborhood |
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Tell your wife how it's gonna be |
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Your driver is community property |
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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods, |
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Brett Favre did it, so you know you could! |
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Become the king of your neighborhood, |
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Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods! |
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Just like Tiger Woods! |
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