In The Future

Song In The Future
Artist Steel Panther
Album Balls Out

Lyrics

[00:02.08] .
[00:02.83] ..
[00:04.89] .
[00:15.28] It is the future... year 6969.
[00:18.08]
[00:21.48] Somewhere out in Megaspace.
[00:25.35] The Pelozees of the Lesbodyke Nebula,
[00:28.29] in order to continue breeding
[00:30.54] after removal from the universe
[00:32.47] their last remaining enemy, men,
[00:35.23] created the PIL
[00:38.52] Penile Impregnation Lingabot.
[00:42.78] Rezark SP - a prototype PIL,
[00:45.96] accidentally launched into chrono-space
[00:48.78] during the hyperfiber wars,
[00:50.73] has programmed a self replicating evo-loop
[00:55.10] and drifts for a kilo-year,
[00:58.04] alone and sentient in a tele-operative
[01:02.54] trajectory above Planet Three-S:
[01:05.37] formerly known as Earth.
[01:09.12] Lowering his astrogate to Planet Three-S,
[01:12.87] Rezark SP, the last surviving chrononaut,
[01:17.93] has a bad case of bluballsium
[01:21.01] and one thing on his hydro-mind: pussy!
[01:24.70] .