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So you're big and kinda hairy |
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Like a monkey at the zoo |
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I don't care if you're a monkey |
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With an ass that's red and blue |
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Cause I'm gonna **** you doggy-style |
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The way chihuahua's do |
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But I got one request |
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That I just have to ask of you |
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Turn out the lights |
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Before you suck my dick |
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Someone beat you with an ugly stick |
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I wanna ****, but you make me sick, so |
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Turn out the lights, |
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Turn out the lights |
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So you think that |
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I'm a loser |
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Cause I used to be in |
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JailAnd I got my |
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GED Diploma |
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Last week in the mail |
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Well at least a man can exercise |
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If he gets too fat |
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But I got news for you |
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Your face will always look like that |
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Turn out the lights |
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Before I take a ride |
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You don't seem to have a "good side" |
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Whip out a condom and the astro-glide |
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Turn out the lights |
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Turn out the lights |
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I think I'm gonna hurl |
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Jesus Christ |
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I hope that you're a girl |
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Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls |
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Turn out the lights, |
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Turn out the lights |
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Tell me when it's over |
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Please tell me you don't have |
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VDThank god that it's over, yeah |
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Well we all have indiscretions |
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I think you're my |
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BIGGEST yet |
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Had to roll you in some flour |
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Just to find where you were wet |
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Well this never would've happened |
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If I hadn't lost that bet |
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I wonder if our grand-kids |
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Will ask us how we met |
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Turn out the lights |
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Girl it's way to bright |
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I don't wanna look at your cellulite |
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There ain't nothing on your body that's tight |
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Turn out the lights, |
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Turn out the lights |
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Before you take off your clothes |
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I wanna tie you up with some garden hose |
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Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose |
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Turn out the lights, |
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Turn out the lights |
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Before we do the deed |
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Before I cover your box with my seed |
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I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya ****ing start to bleed, bitch |
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Turn out the lights, |
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Turn out the lights |