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When I was only three, |
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my mom said to me, |
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"Don't go to school with a skanky ho, |
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or you're gonna get VD" |
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When I was seventeen, |
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I boned a kooky ***** |
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A couple days later, my ***** swelled up, |
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And my crotch began to itch |
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But thats when I totally knew, |
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What God wanted me to do, |
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Whoooaa! |
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Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! |
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***** all night, and party all day! |
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Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! |
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***** all night and party...All day |
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(Check it out) |
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Now I'm in a *****in' band, |
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and I'm banging every nun |
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I don't care if she's a trailer ho, |
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and she's got big freakin eyes. |
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I get up in the afternoon, |
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'cuz I ain't got a stupid job |
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I drink some beer and I watch cartoons, |
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while the slut polishes my knob |
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Smoke and drink in school, |
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Thats what I was born to do, |
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Whoooaaa! |
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Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! |
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***** all night, and party all day! |
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Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! |
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***** all night and party...All day |
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Now God's looking down on me, |
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saying, "Hey man, way to pay!" (?) |
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Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! |
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***** all night, and party all day! |
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Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! |
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***** all night and party...All day |
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***** ***** ***** yeah, |
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***** yeah! |
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...***** yeah, dude. |
