Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan Lyrics
| Song | Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan |
| Artist | Barry Louis Polisar |
| Album | Naughty Songs for Boys and Girls |
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| 作曲 : Barry Louis Polisar | |
| Never cook your sister in a frying pan | |
| Or boil her in water and take her by the hand | |
| And throw her off a cliff or try to make her fall | |
| 'Cause these things aren't very nice at all | |
| You might not like her but don't knock her off her bike; | |
| Fighting is normal, but normal ain't right | |
| Don't put her in a bucket and drop her down a well | |
| Or put her in the oven and try to sell | |
| Her to the nice old man who lives down the street | |
| Don't hit her with your hand or kick her with your feet | |
| Don't tie her to a tree and leave her in the woods | |
| For the bears and the snakes and you never should | |
| Lock her in the closet or throw her in the snow | |
| Or flush her down the toilet or steal her clothes | |
| If you do these things then what you do | |
| Is not becomming to a boy like you | |
| You better be careful when she's nice and small | |
| Don't beat her with a bat or hit her with a ball | |
| Don't put her in a barrel and roll her down the road | |
| 'Cause it all goes against the gentleman's code | |
| Besides, she might grow up and be bigger, too | |
| And turn around and do it all to you |
| zuo qu : Barry Louis Polisar | |
| Never cook your sister in a frying pan | |
| Or boil her in water and take her by the hand | |
| And throw her off a cliff or try to make her fall | |
| ' Cause these things aren' t very nice at all | |
| You might not like her but don' t knock her off her bike | |
| Fighting is normal, but normal ain' t right | |
| Don' t put her in a bucket and drop her down a well | |
| Or put her in the oven and try to sell | |
| Her to the nice old man who lives down the street | |
| Don' t hit her with your hand or kick her with your feet | |
| Don' t tie her to a tree and leave her in the woods | |
| For the bears and the snakes and you never should | |
| Lock her in the closet or throw her in the snow | |
| Or flush her down the toilet or steal her clothes | |
| If you do these things then what you do | |
| Is not becomming to a boy like you | |
| You better be careful when she' s nice and small | |
| Don' t beat her with a bat or hit her with a ball | |
| Don' t put her in a barrel and roll her down the road | |
| ' Cause it all goes against the gentleman' s code | |
| Besides, she might grow up and be bigger, too | |
| And turn around and do it all to you |
| zuò qǔ : Barry Louis Polisar | |
| Never cook your sister in a frying pan | |
| Or boil her in water and take her by the hand | |
| And throw her off a cliff or try to make her fall | |
| ' Cause these things aren' t very nice at all | |
| You might not like her but don' t knock her off her bike | |
| Fighting is normal, but normal ain' t right | |
| Don' t put her in a bucket and drop her down a well | |
| Or put her in the oven and try to sell | |
| Her to the nice old man who lives down the street | |
| Don' t hit her with your hand or kick her with your feet | |
| Don' t tie her to a tree and leave her in the woods | |
| For the bears and the snakes and you never should | |
| Lock her in the closet or throw her in the snow | |
| Or flush her down the toilet or steal her clothes | |
| If you do these things then what you do | |
| Is not becomming to a boy like you | |
| You better be careful when she' s nice and small | |
| Don' t beat her with a bat or hit her with a ball | |
| Don' t put her in a barrel and roll her down the road | |
| ' Cause it all goes against the gentleman' s code | |
| Besides, she might grow up and be bigger, too | |
| And turn around and do it all to you |
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