[00:00.000] | 作词 : 张海风 |
[00:10.194] | 无处不在还事儿特别多 |
[00:12.953] | 吃块蛋糕也得平均分割 |
[00:16.143] | 做题做的人肚子好饿 |
[00:20.533] | 错错错小明的错 |
[00:23.536] | 他家人年龄太混乱了 |
[00:26.297] | 简单的岁数从不好好说 |
[00:29.585] | 加来减去也不嫌啰嗦 |
[00:32.320] | 头绕晕了 |
[00:35.239] | 小明去上学书忘了 |
[00:38.624] | 他姐小红后边追着 |
[00:41.713] | 为什么不坐公交却骑自行车 |
[00:47.183] | 小明的邮票被撕了 |
[00:50.533] | 他妹小蓝偷偷干的 |
[00:53.491] | 撕完怎么还要逼我替她学几何 |
[00:58.929] | 小明家浴缸水龙头开着 |
[01:02.400] | 要把水放得满满的 |
[01:05.405] | 为什么下水管开着 |
[01:08.196] | 他家的水费比我家多 |
[01:10.809] | 错错错小明的错 |
[01:14.22] | 无处不在还事儿特别多 |
[01:16.857] | 吃块蛋糕也得平均分割 |
[01:20.23] | 做题做的人肚子好饿 |
[01:22.698] | 错错错小明的错 |
[01:25.931] | 他家人年龄太混乱了 |
[01:28.679] | 简单的岁数从不好好说 |
[01:31.985] | 加来减去也不嫌啰嗦 |
[01:34.573] | 头绕晕了 |
[01:37.896] | 小明的铅球落地了 |
[01:44.135] | 居然又变成一题了 |
[01:46.951] | 体育老师你在哪里快救救我 |
[01:52.499] | 小明养殖场鸡和兔都多 |
[01:56.28] | 怎么还要一笼养着 |
[01:58.895] | 头和脚都非常不同 |
[02:01.769] | 你到底想要我数什么 |
[02:04.293] | 错错错小明的错 |
[02:07.585] | 无处不在还事儿特别多 |
[02:10.503] | 吃块蛋糕也得平均分割 |
[02:13.537] | 做题做的人肚子好饿 |
[02:16.326] | 错错错小明的错 |
[02:19.444] | 他家人年龄太混乱了 |
[02:22.163] | 简单的岁数从不好好说 |
[02:25.531] | 加来减去也不嫌啰嗦 |
[02:28.191] | 头绕晕了 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : zhang hai feng |
[00:10.194] | wu chu bu zai hai shi er te bie duo |
[00:12.953] | chi kuai dan gao ye de ping jun fen ge |
[00:16.143] | zuo ti zuo de ren du zi hao e |
[00:20.533] | cuo cuo cuo xiao ming de cuo |
[00:23.536] | ta jia ren nian ling tai hun luan le |
[00:26.297] | jian dan de sui shu cong bu hao hao shuo |
[00:29.585] | jia lai jian qu ye bu xian luo suo |
[00:32.320] | tou rao yun le |
[00:35.239] | xiao ming qu shang xue shu wang le |
[00:38.624] | ta jie xiao hong hou bian zhui zhe |
[00:41.713] | wei shi me bu zuo gong jiao que qi zi xing che |
[00:47.183] | xiao ming de you piao bei si le |
[00:50.533] | ta mei xiao lan tou tou gan de |
[00:53.491] | si wan zen me hai yao bi wo ti ta xue ji he |
[00:58.929] | xiao ming jia yu gang shui long tou kai zhe |
[01:02.400] | yao ba shui fang de man man de |
[01:05.405] | wei shi me xia shui guan kai zhe |
[01:08.196] | ta jia de shui fei bi wo jia duo |
[01:10.809] | cuo cuo cuo xiao ming de cuo |
[01:14.22] | wu chu bu zai hai shi er te bie duo |
[01:16.857] | chi kuai dan gao ye de ping jun fen ge |
[01:20.23] | zuo ti zuo de ren du zi hao e |
[01:22.698] | cuo cuo cuo xiao ming de cuo |
[01:25.931] | ta jia ren nian ling tai hun luan le |
[01:28.679] | jian dan de sui shu cong bu hao hao shuo |
[01:31.985] | jia lai jian qu ye bu xian luo suo |
[01:34.573] | tou rao yun le |
[01:37.896] | xiao ming de qian qiu luo di le |
[01:44.135] | ju ran you bian cheng yi ti le |
[01:46.951] | ti yu lao shi ni zai na li kuai jiu jiu wo |
[01:52.499] | xiao ming yang zhi chang ji he tu dou duo |
[01:56.28] | zen me hai yao yi long yang zhe |
[01:58.895] | tou he jiao dou fei chang bu tong |
[02:01.769] | ni dao di xiang yao wo shu shen me |
[02:04.293] | cuo cuo cuo xiao ming de cuo |
[02:07.585] | wu chu bu zai hai shi er te bie duo |
[02:10.503] | chi kuai dan gao ye de ping jun fen ge |
[02:13.537] | zuo ti zuo de ren du zi hao e |
[02:16.326] | cuo cuo cuo xiao ming de cuo |
[02:19.444] | ta jia ren nian ling tai hun luan le |
[02:22.163] | jian dan de sui shu cong bu hao hao shuo |
[02:25.531] | jia lai jian qu ye bu xian luo suo |
[02:28.191] | tou rao yun le |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : zhāng hǎi fēng |
[00:10.194] | wú chǔ bù zài hái shì ér tè bié duō |
[00:12.953] | chī kuài dàn gāo yě de píng jūn fēn gē |
[00:16.143] | zuò tí zuò de rén dǔ zi hǎo è |
[00:20.533] | cuò cuò cuò xiǎo míng de cuò |
[00:23.536] | tā jiā rén nián líng tài hùn luàn le |
[00:26.297] | jiǎn dān de suì shù cóng bù hǎo hǎo shuō |
[00:29.585] | jiā lái jiǎn qù yě bù xián luō suo |
[00:32.320] | tóu rào yūn le |
[00:35.239] | xiǎo míng qù shàng xué shū wàng le |
[00:38.624] | tā jiě xiǎo hóng hòu biān zhuī zhe |
[00:41.713] | wèi shí me bù zuò gōng jiāo què qí zì xíng chē |
[00:47.183] | xiǎo míng de yóu piào bèi sī le |
[00:50.533] | tā mèi xiǎo lán tōu tōu gàn de |
[00:53.491] | sī wán zěn me hái yào bī wǒ tì tā xué jǐ hé |
[00:58.929] | xiǎo míng jiā yù gāng shuǐ lóng tóu kāi zhe |
[01:02.400] | yào bǎ shuǐ fàng dé mǎn mǎn de |
[01:05.405] | wèi shí me xià shuǐ guǎn kāi zhe |
[01:08.196] | tā jiā de shuǐ fèi bǐ wǒ jiā duō |
[01:10.809] | cuò cuò cuò xiǎo míng de cuò |
[01:14.22] | wú chǔ bù zài hái shì ér tè bié duō |
[01:16.857] | chī kuài dàn gāo yě de píng jūn fēn gē |
[01:20.23] | zuò tí zuò de rén dǔ zi hǎo è |
[01:22.698] | cuò cuò cuò xiǎo míng de cuò |
[01:25.931] | tā jiā rén nián líng tài hùn luàn le |
[01:28.679] | jiǎn dān de suì shù cóng bù hǎo hǎo shuō |
[01:31.985] | jiā lái jiǎn qù yě bù xián luō suo |
[01:34.573] | tóu rào yūn le |
[01:37.896] | xiǎo míng de qiān qiú luò dì le |
[01:44.135] | jū rán yòu biàn chéng yī tí le |
[01:46.951] | tǐ yù lǎo shī nǐ zài nǎ lǐ kuài jiù jiù wǒ |
[01:52.499] | xiǎo míng yǎng zhí chǎng jī hé tù dōu duō |
[01:56.28] | zěn me hái yào yī lóng yǎng zhe |
[01:58.895] | tóu hé jiǎo dōu fēi cháng bù tóng |
[02:01.769] | nǐ dào dǐ xiǎng yào wǒ shù shén me |
[02:04.293] | cuò cuò cuò xiǎo míng de cuò |
[02:07.585] | wú chǔ bù zài hái shì ér tè bié duō |
[02:10.503] | chī kuài dàn gāo yě de píng jūn fēn gē |
[02:13.537] | zuò tí zuò de rén dǔ zi hǎo è |
[02:16.326] | cuò cuò cuò xiǎo míng de cuò |
[02:19.444] | tā jiā rén nián líng tài hùn luàn le |
[02:22.163] | jiǎn dān de suì shù cóng bù hǎo hǎo shuō |
[02:25.531] | jiā lái jiǎn qù yě bù xián luō suo |
[02:28.191] | tóu rào yūn le |