| Song | G.I. Joe Gets Angry With Human Kind |
| Artist | SNFU |
| Album | Better Than A Stick In The Eye |
| 作词 : Snfu | |
| This one's about how my G.I. Joe came to life | |
| And he kicked in my bedroom door last night | |
| He grabbed me by my genitals | |
| Mad at the fact that he had none of his own | |
| G.I. Joe hates humans | |
| Yet he longs to be one | |
| He envies our power to reproduce | |
| I know, I know cuz he tried to kill me | |
| Daybreak forced him back into his toy box | |
| Where I hurriedly slapped on a padlock | |
| With matches and gasoline, I sent him to Hasbro Hell |
| zuò cí : Snfu | |
| This one' s about how my G. I. Joe came to life | |
| And he kicked in my bedroom door last night | |
| He grabbed me by my genitals | |
| Mad at the fact that he had none of his own | |
| G. I. Joe hates humans | |
| Yet he longs to be one | |
| He envies our power to reproduce | |
| I know, I know cuz he tried to kill me | |
| Daybreak forced him back into his toy box | |
| Where I hurriedly slapped on a padlock | |
| With matches and gasoline, I sent him to Hasbro Hell |