| 作词 : Mister Chi Pig, Snfu | |
| He had an itch that wouldn't stop | |
| He caught it from someone who didn't wash | |
| He had a nest for a crotch | |
| He had one big piece of hot property | |
| He's just a kid | |
| The Kwellada kid | |
| He had an itch | |
| Only kwellada could fix | |
| He was afraid to drop his pants | |
| He was embarrassed by the nasty rash | |
| It was in the shape of all of Italy | |
| His penis was his scratching post | |
| He's going back to the town | |
| He's gonna hunt that creature down | |
| He's gonna pull its panties down | |
| And eat those crabs for lunch |
| zuo ci : Mister Chi Pig, Snfu | |
| He had an itch that wouldn' t stop | |
| He caught it from someone who didn' t wash | |
| He had a nest for a crotch | |
| He had one big piece of hot property | |
| He' s just a kid | |
| The Kwellada kid | |
| He had an itch | |
| Only kwellada could fix | |
| He was afraid to drop his pants | |
| He was embarrassed by the nasty rash | |
| It was in the shape of all of Italy | |
| His penis was his scratching post | |
| He' s going back to the town | |
| He' s gonna hunt that creature down | |
| He' s gonna pull its panties down | |
| And eat those crabs for lunch |
| zuò cí : Mister Chi Pig, Snfu | |
| He had an itch that wouldn' t stop | |
| He caught it from someone who didn' t wash | |
| He had a nest for a crotch | |
| He had one big piece of hot property | |
| He' s just a kid | |
| The Kwellada kid | |
| He had an itch | |
| Only kwellada could fix | |
| He was afraid to drop his pants | |
| He was embarrassed by the nasty rash | |
| It was in the shape of all of Italy | |
| His penis was his scratching post | |
| He' s going back to the town | |
| He' s gonna hunt that creature down | |
| He' s gonna pull its panties down | |
| And eat those crabs for lunch |