| Penis severed off with a butcher knife | |
| Only to be sewn on again | |
| A permanent notch on his crotch | |
| Will it ever stiffen again? | |
| He better keep it in his pants this time | |
| Or he might lose it for good | |
| Now he's doing porno films | |
| Does anybody care for sausage? | |
| Throbbing Johnny Bobbitt | |
| Throbbing Johnny lost it | |
| She lopped it off | |
| While it was throbbing | |
| Bobbitt, Bobbitt | |
| She lopped it off | |
| While it was throbbing | |
| Stop it! |