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Hey Mr. Auden have you heard the news? |
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Seems they found a cure for your Roman wall blues |
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Says on the tablets that they sent back home |
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They got dates, wine and olives direct from Rome |
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They got baths and medicines I've been told |
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To cure your lice and care for your cold |
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And if your eyes are sore for rain or mist |
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You can always sign up to the old sick list |
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Downtown Corbridge on a Saturday night |
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Find a local lassie to treat you right |
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So hey Mr. Auden let me put you straight |
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Did a little digging, bring you up to date |
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Well a backwater it may be |
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But you got to brush up on that history |
