| [00:00.00] | 作词 : 无 |
| [00:00.06] | 作曲 : 秦小站 |
| [00:00.12] | 编曲：秦小站 |
| [00:00.63] | 采样电影人声：回魂夜-周星驰 |
| [00:01.29] | Leon：你一定要这样鬼声鬼气的我是你娘 |
| [00:04.94] | 才可以吗？ |
| [00:06.46] | 鬼：好了吧，不管怎么样我也是个鬼呀。 |
| [00:10.10] | Leon：鬼有什么了不起，鬼就可以嚣张？ |
| [00:11.98] | 鬼：不是我嚣张，我生前被他们害死 |
| [00:15.24] | 今天我要回来报仇。 |
| [00:16.51] | Leon：嘘……这种话一边去说！ |
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| [00:22.91] | Leon：找我啊！ |
| [00:24.69] | 阿群：是啊！ |
| [00:25.76] | Leon：首先我问你 |
| [00:26.61] | 你相不相信这个世界上有飞碟，尼斯湖水怪？ |
| [00:29.03] | 阿群：相信。 |
| [00:29.98] | Leon：可以沟通，我叫Leon。 |
| [00:31.56] | 阿群：阿群！ |
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| [00:33.80] | Leon：你害怕是因为你不相信枪是真的。 |
| [00:35.92] | 这个世界上什么事都可能发生，为什么？ |
| [00:37.98] | 因为你没有想象力。 |
| [00:39.00] | 爱因斯坦说过，想象力比任何知识更重要， |
| [00:41.25] | 想象力可以把不可能变成可能。就问你怕不怕！ |
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| [00:45.95] | Leon：我手上是一坨屎! |
| [00:47.90] | 谁敢过来碰它一下？ |
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| [01:07.62] | Leon：你的手没事吧？ |
| [01:10.02] | 阿群：夹住了没事！ |
| [01:12.26] | Leon：可以拿出来吗？ |
| [01:13.32] | 阿群：可以！ |
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| [01:18.57] | 阿群：手放在你那里会不会妨碍你？ |
| [01:22.93] | Leon：不会，喜欢你可以再放回去！ |
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| [02:01.62] | Leon：你用锯子从我的天灵盖一下子锯下去 |
| [02:03.23] | 他就永不超生！ |
| [02:04.65] | 阿群：那你不是也会死吗？ |
| [02:05.79] | Leon：没有关系我不入地狱谁入地狱！ |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:00.06] | zuo qu : qin xiao zhan |
| [00:00.12] | bian qu: qin xiao zhan |
| [00:00.63] | cai yang dian ying ren sheng: hui hun ye zhou xing chi |
| [00:01.29] | Leon: ni yi ding yao zhe yang gui sheng gui qi de wo shi ni niang |
| [00:04.94] | cai ke yi ma? |
| [00:06.46] | gui: hao le ba, bu guan zen me yang wo ye shi ge gui ya. |
| [00:10.10] | Leon: gui you shen me liao bu qi, gui jiu ke yi xiao zhang? |
| [00:11.98] | gui: bu shi wo xiao zhang, wo sheng qian bei ta men hai si |
| [00:15.24] | jin tian wo yao hui lai bao chou. |
| [00:16.51] | Leon: xu zhe zhong hua yi bian qu shuo! |
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| [00:22.91] | Leon: zhao wo a! |
| [00:24.69] | a qun: shi a! |
| [00:25.76] | Leon: shou xian wo wen ni |
| [00:26.61] | ni xiang bu xiang xin zhe ge shi jie shang you fei die, ni si hu shui guai? |
| [00:29.03] | a qun: xiang xin. |
| [00:29.98] | Leon: ke yi gou tong, wo jiao Leon. |
| [00:31.56] | a qun: a qun! |
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| [00:33.80] | Leon: ni hai pa shi yin wei ni bu xiang xin qiang shi zhen de. |
| [00:35.92] | zhe ge shi jie shang shen me shi dou ke neng fa sheng, wei shi me? |
| [00:37.98] | yin wei ni mei you xiang xiang li. |
| [00:39.00] | ai yin si tan shuo guo, xiang xiang li bi ren he zhi shi geng zhong yao, |
| [00:41.25] | xiang xiang li ke yi ba bu ke neng bian cheng ke neng. jiu wen ni pa bu pa! |
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| [00:45.95] | Leon: wo shou shang shi yi tuo shi! |
| [00:47.90] | shui gan guo lai peng ta yi xia? |
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| [01:07.62] | Leon: ni de shou mei shi ba? |
| [01:10.02] | a qun: jia zhu le mei shi! |
| [01:12.26] | Leon: ke yi na chu lai ma? |
| [01:13.32] | a qun: ke yi! |
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| [01:18.57] | a qun: shou fang zai ni na li hui bu hui fang ai ni? |
| [01:22.93] | Leon: bu hui, xi huan ni ke yi zai fang hui qu! |
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| [02:01.62] | Leon: ni yong ju zi cong wo de tian ling gai yi xia zi ju xia qu |
| [02:03.23] | ta jiu yong bu chao sheng! |
| [02:04.65] | a qun: na ni bu shi ye hui si ma? |
| [02:05.79] | Leon: mei you guan xi wo bu ru di yu shui ru di yu! |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:00.06] | zuò qǔ : qín xiǎo zhàn |
| [00:00.12] | biān qǔ: qín xiǎo zhàn |
| [00:00.63] | cǎi yàng diàn yǐng rén shēng: huí hún yè zhōu xīng chí |
| [00:01.29] | Leon: nǐ yí dìng yào zhè yàng guǐ shēng guǐ qì de wǒ shì nǐ niáng |
| [00:04.94] | cái kě yǐ ma? |
| [00:06.46] | guǐ: hǎo le ba, bù guǎn zěn me yàng wǒ yě shì gè guǐ ya. |
| [00:10.10] | Leon: guǐ yǒu shén me liǎo bù qǐ, guǐ jiù kě yǐ xiāo zhāng? |
| [00:11.98] | guǐ: bú shì wǒ xiāo zhāng, wǒ shēng qián bèi tā men hài sǐ |
| [00:15.24] | jīn tiān wǒ yào huí lái bào chóu. |
| [00:16.51] | Leon: xū zhè zhǒng huà yī biān qù shuō! |
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| [00:22.91] | Leon: zhǎo wǒ a! |
| [00:24.69] | ā qún: shì a! |
| [00:25.76] | Leon: shǒu xiān wǒ wèn nǐ |
| [00:26.61] | nǐ xiāng bù xiāng xìn zhè gè shì jiè shang yǒu fēi dié, ní sī hú shuǐ guài? |
| [00:29.03] | ā qún: xiāng xìn. |
| [00:29.98] | Leon: kě yǐ gōu tōng, wǒ jiào Leon. |
| [00:31.56] | ā qún: ā qún! |
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| [00:33.80] | Leon: nǐ hài pà shì yīn wèi nǐ bù xiāng xìn qiāng shì zhēn de. |
| [00:35.92] | zhè gè shì jiè shang shén me shì dōu kě néng fā shēng, wèi shí me? |
| [00:37.98] | yīn wèi nǐ méi yǒu xiǎng xiàng lì. |
| [00:39.00] | ài yīn sī tǎn shuō guò, xiǎng xiàng lì bǐ rèn hé zhī shí gèng zhòng yào, |
| [00:41.25] | xiǎng xiàng lì kě yǐ bǎ bù kě néng biàn chéng kě néng. jiù wèn nǐ pà bù pà! |
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| [00:45.95] | Leon: wǒ shǒu shàng shì yī tuó shǐ! |
| [00:47.90] | shuí gǎn guò lái pèng tā yī xià? |
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| [01:07.62] | Leon: nǐ de shǒu méi shì ba? |
| [01:10.02] | ā qún: jiā zhù le méi shì! |
| [01:12.26] | Leon: kě yǐ ná chū lái ma? |
| [01:13.32] | ā qún: kě yǐ! |
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| [01:18.57] | ā qún: shǒu fàng zài nǐ nà lǐ huì bú huì fáng ài nǐ? |
| [01:22.93] | Leon: bú huì, xǐ huān nǐ kě yǐ zài fàng huí qù! |
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| [02:01.62] | Leon: nǐ yòng jù zǐ cóng wǒ de tiān líng gài yī xià zǐ jù xià qù |
| [02:03.23] | tā jiù yǒng bù chāo shēng! |
| [02:04.65] | ā qún: nà nǐ bú shì yě huì sǐ ma? |
| [02:05.79] | Leon: méi yǒu guān xi wǒ bù rù dì yù shuí rù dì yù! |
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