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Macainsh |
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Thursday is pay-day so I thought I'd have some fun |
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Go down to the hotel and find me some action |
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They say that's where it happens |
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They say that's where it's at |
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But when I paid the doorman I knew I'd smelt a rat |
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The band playing in the corner may be Clapton, Beck or Jimi |
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No one seemed to care much someone said it sounded tinny |
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Well so much for the good time then the rat began to smell |
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I knew I'd hit the middle of Hotel Hell |
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I headed for the men's room feeling like a long lost pup |
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But it was overcrowded with guys all throwing up |
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So I crossed my legs and went back to the bar |
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Someone trapped my shoulder |
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Hey they just ripped off your car |
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So much for the good time so much for the fun |
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So much for my Chevy I shoulda brought my gun |
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Hotel Hotel Hell stand aside everybody I'm gonna rebel |
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Hotel Hotel Hell if you think the beer is rotten |
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You should see the clientele |
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When I got back you know my car had been smashed |
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I went back inside to get my paycheck cashed |
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Some girl came up to me and said |
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How about a chat |
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Like to read some poetry or maybe paint my flat |
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She said I like your body but gee I hate your face |
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When it gets dark enough come over to my place |
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So much for the good time see you later Jezabel |
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Show me to the door I gotta leave this Hotel Hell |
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I saw Frankenstein, Gargantua and Eskimo Hell |
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Down at this place they call Hotel Hell |
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Someone stole my trousers and tore off my lapel |
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At this place out in the suburbs called Hotel Hell |
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When Thursday comes around you know I'm staying home |
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Yes I've learnt my lesson there's no way I'm gonna roam |
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From the room above the laundromat on the dirty side of town |
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When the fridge is always full and the beers not watered down |
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Where they never lock their cars or punch each other heads |
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Spike your drinks with mandies or try to sell you reds |
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Where Clapton, Beck and Jimi are jamming in the sun |
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And the girls are very friendly I think I'll get me one |
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You know I've had a good time drinking my moselle |
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Forget about this place they call Hotel Hell |
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Hotel Hotel Hell bad place to visit and a rotten place to dwell |
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Hotel Hotel Hell ain't nothing like there ain't no parallel |