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Song 你怎么不上天呢
Artist 牛油果
Album 翻唱合集

Lyrics

[00:00.200] 原唱：Mr.Miss
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[00:00.950] 翻唱：牛油果
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[00:01.881] DJ女：各位听众朋友们大家好
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[00:04.881] DJ男：今天的节目又跟大家见面了
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[00:08.077] DJ女：怎样给朝夕相处的恋人
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[00:10.261] 一份惊喜、一份感动？
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[00:13.203] 我想最好的礼物
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[00:14.953] 就是那些藏在你心里
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[00:17.401] 平日羞于表达的真心话
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[00:20.339] DJ男：真诚是恋爱中最珍贵的美德
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[00:24.340] 可以帮助我们
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[00:25.533] 加深彼此间的体谅、理解与信任
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[00:30.784] DJ男&女：爱，要勇敢地
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[00:33.231] 说——出——来——！
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[00:39.665] Music
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[00:43.915] 你这么丑了
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[00:46.165] 还要求这么多
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[00:48.665] 你怎么不上天呢
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[00:52.845] 你撩别的女的
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[00:55.095] 以为我不晓得
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[00:57.595] 你怎么不上天呢
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[01:01.848] 宝贝没关系我来助你一臂之力
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[01:06.595] 扶摇直上九万里
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[01:09.094] 出门左转不送你
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[01:11.095] 这些年你的内裤都是我洗的
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[01:15.595] 你怎么不上天呢
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[01:20.095] 看把你给厉害的！
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[01:24.775] Music
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[01:29.209] 包给你买得
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[01:31.209] 整个家都堆满了
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[01:33.888] 你怎么不上天呢
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[01:37.077] 一天到晚你
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[01:38.327] 翻我的短信
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[01:40.327] 连我妈都不放过
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[01:43.078] 你怎么不上天呢
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[01:47.032] 宝贝没关系我来助你一臂之力
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[01:52.033] 扶摇直上九万里
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[01:54.283] 反正你最了不起
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[01:56.533] 每次要亲热
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[01:58.283] 你都说你太困了
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[02:01.036] 看电视的时候
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[02:03.282] 你的精神不还好得很么
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[02:05.532] 看把你给厉害的！
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[02:10.033] Music
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[02:14.973] 来电听众女：你说他不洗衣服就算了吧
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[02:16.417] 他还不换衣服他还不洗澡他还不刷牙他还非得亲我
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[02:18.668] 你说这日子还有法过吗？！！！
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[02:23.667] Music
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[02:24.358] 来电听众男：她打我她她她……
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[02:25.800] 竟然打我……她怎么打我呢
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[02:28.049] 她打我
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[02:29.549] Scat
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[02:37.498] 这句话在我心里憋好多年了
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[02:41.692] 你怎么不上天呢
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[02:45.942] 多少次想把你掐死
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[02:48.192] （把你掐死）
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[02:50.192] 可是我没下得了手
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[02:52.942] （下不了手）
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[02:54.692] 所以我
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[02:55.385] 还
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[02:56.385] 是
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[02:57.635] 爱
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[02:58.635] 你
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[02:59.885] 的！

Pinyin

[00:00.200] yuán chàng: Mr. Miss
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[00:00.950] fān chàng: niú yóu guǒ
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[00:01.881] DJ nǚ: gè wèi tīng zhòng péng yǒu men dà jiā hǎo
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[00:04.881] DJ nán: jīn tiān de jié mù yòu gēn dà jiā jiàn miàn le
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[00:08.077] DJ nǚ: zěn yàng gěi zhāo xī xiāng chǔ de liàn rén
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[00:10.261] yī fèn jīng xǐ yī fèn gǎn dòng?
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[00:13.203] wǒ xiǎng zuì hǎo de lǐ wù
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[00:14.953] jiù shì nèi xiē cáng zài nǐ xīn lǐ
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[00:17.401] píng rì xiū yú biǎo dá dí zhēn xīn huà
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[00:20.339] DJ nán: zhēn chéng shì liàn ài zhōng zuì zhēn guì de měi dé
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[00:24.340] kě yǐ bāng zhù wǒ men
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[00:25.533] jiā shēn bǐ cǐ jiān de tǐ liàng lǐ jiě yǔ xìn rèn
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[00:30.784] DJ nán nǚ: ài, yào yǒng gǎn dì
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[00:33.231] shuō chū lái!
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[00:39.665] Music
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[00:43.915] nǐ zhè me chǒu le
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[00:46.165] hái yāo qiú zhè me duō
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[00:48.665] nǐ zěn me bù shàng tiān ne
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[00:52.845] nǐ liāo bié de nǚ de
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[00:55.095] yǐ wéi wǒ bù xiǎo de
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[00:57.595] nǐ zěn me bù shàng tiān ne
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[01:01.848] bǎo bèi méi guān xì wǒ lái zhù nǐ yī bì zhī lì
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[01:06.595] fú yáo zhí shàng jiǔ wàn lǐ
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[01:09.094] chū mén zuǒ zhuǎn bù sòng nǐ
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[01:11.095] zhèi xiē nián nǐ de nèi kù dōu shì wǒ xǐ de
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[01:15.595] nǐ zěn me bù shàng tiān ne
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[01:20.095] kàn bǎ nǐ gěi lì hài de!
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[01:24.775] Music
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[01:29.209] bāo gěi nǐ mǎi dé
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[01:31.209] zhěng gè jiā dōu duī mǎn le
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[01:33.888] nǐ zěn me bù shàng tiān ne
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[01:37.077] yì tiān dào wǎn nǐ
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[01:38.327] fān wǒ de duǎn xìn
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[01:40.327] lián wǒ mā dōu bù fàng guò
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[01:43.078] nǐ zěn me bù shàng tiān ne
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[01:47.032] bǎo bèi méi guān xì wǒ lái zhù nǐ yī bì zhī lì
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[01:52.033] fú yáo zhí shàng jiǔ wàn lǐ
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[01:54.283] fǎn zhèng nǐ zuì liǎo bù qǐ
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[01:56.533] měi cì yào qīn rè
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[01:58.283] nǐ dōu shuō nǐ tài kùn le
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[02:01.036] kàn diàn shì de shí hòu
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[02:03.282] nǐ de jīng shén bù hái hǎo de hěn me
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[02:05.532] kàn bǎ nǐ gěi lì hài de!
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[02:10.033] Music
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[02:14.973] lái diàn tīng zhòng nǚ: nǐ shuō tā bù xǐ yī fú jiù suàn le ba
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[02:16.417] tā hái bù huàn yī fú tā hái bù xǐ zǎo tā hái bù shuā yá tā hái fēi děi qīn wǒ
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[02:18.668] nǐ shuō zhè rì zi hái yǒu fǎ guò ma?!!!
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[02:23.667] Music
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[02:24.358] lái diàn tīng zhòng nán: tā dǎ wǒ tā tā tā
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[02:25.800] jìng rán dǎ wǒ tā zěn me dǎ wǒ ne
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[02:28.049] tā dǎ wǒ
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[02:29.549] Scat
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[02:37.498] zhè jù huà zài wǒ xīn lǐ biē hǎo duō nián le
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[02:41.692] nǐ zěn me bù shàng tiān ne
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[02:45.942] duō shǎo cì xiǎng bǎ nǐ qiā sǐ
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[02:48.192] bǎ nǐ qiā sǐ
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[02:50.192] kě shì wǒ méi xià de le shǒu
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[02:52.942] xià bù liǎo shǒu
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[02:54.692] suǒ yǐ wǒ
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[02:55.385] hái
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[02:56.385] shì
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[02:57.635] ài
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[02:58.635] nǐ
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[02:59.885] de!