The Jerry Springer Episode Lyrics
| Song | The Jerry Springer Episode |
| Artist | Soul Position |
| Album | 8,000,000 Stories |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Blueprint, RJD Two | |
| She was ill | |
| With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| She had an attitude | |
| Of monumental magnitude | |
| Couldn't take her anywhere without the broad actin' rude | |
| Even with yo' family she had no gratitude | |
| I took her to my mom's crib she started snappin' on the food! | |
| Goes without sayin' that my moms wasn't feelin' it | |
| Wild out, tried to hit shorty with a skillet | |
| I held moms back, told old girl to leave | |
| But moms already had a handful of weave | |
| Shorty got style so she could bob n weave | |
| Moms dropped the skillet n rolled up her sleeves | |
| Cornered off the kitchen with grace n ease | |
| Hit her with a three piece and brought her knees | |
| There wasn't too much | |
| I could say | |
| Cause I already told shorty "moms don't play" | |
| I know it's kinda hard to believe, | |
| But the worst part is that this popped off on | |
| Christmas | |
| Eve And after all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can't front | |
| She still my boo | |
| After all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can't front | |
| She still my boo | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| She had a attitude | |
| That made her hard to deal with | |
| One night we was at the club on some chill shit | |
| I had a Long | |
| Island gettin' nice and drinkin' | |
| I spotted the next man across the bar peepin' | |
| Thinkin' I don't mind if he scopes out my honey | |
| Cause she wants me to buy her drinks but | |
| I'm outta money | |
| On the reals | |
| Seein' dude kinda made me happy | |
| So I decided to slide and let him play the sugar daddy "Hey boo, I'm about to slide to the bathroom Get some more loot for you But I'll be back soon. And I better not catch you creepin' on me neither Or somebody might be getting slapped with this empty Zima" | |
| I was perpin', just to see how she'd react | |
| But I'll be damned if dude wasn't in my seat when | |
| I came back | |
| I walked up, so only she could see me | |
| With a bottle in my hand like | |
| I was 'bout to sneak 'im | |
| Face ice swellin' and she went for the baby | |
| Cause before | |
| I could say a word, she slapped him in the face! | |
| Talkin' 'bout, "I said I had a man, get outta here. I can't believe you would try to steal my man's chair" | |
| Dude turned around like "you da man?" | |
| I'm like "Hell nah!" | |
| So he socked her in the jaw! | |
| Took of his jacket like he was 'bout to house her | |
| But before they could square off, here come the bouncers! 10 deep, tryin' to squash the action | |
| Meanwhile | |
| I'm in the front row, steady laughin' | |
| Never seen bouncers that raw | |
| They kicked shorty's ass from the bar to the door | |
| By the time they finally tossed her ass outside | |
| I had already pulled around and was waitin' in a ride | |
| She was like, "I thought you was my man, what happened to you?!" | |
| I'm like, "Aw girl, I was tryin' to help but they was holdin' me back boo!" | |
| She was like, "But how you just gonna say you ain't my man?" "I was tryin' to confuse him but you ruined my plan!" | |
| And after all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can't front | |
| She still my boo | |
| After all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can't front | |
| She still my boo | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| She had an attitude | |
| Too stuck up to eat fast food | |
| I wanted Taco | |
| Bell She like, "you cheap as hell" | |
| See I wanted a chalupa but | |
| I knew she would be frontin' | |
| So I told her it was either | |
| Taco Bell, or nothin' | |
| I had the upper hand cause she hadn't ate in hours | |
| But she snatched my twenty dollars, and ran up to the counter, | |
| And by the time | |
| I got inside, she'd already ordered | |
| So I played the background like | |
| I didn't even know her | |
| Next thing | |
| I know she started yellin' 'bout her order | |
| Talkin' to the girl behind the counter, screamin' on her | |
| And when she walked around the corner to get a drink, | |
| The cashier looked at the cook and gave a wink, | |
| Aw, I knew right then and there she was about to take a loss | |
| The cook cleared his throat and gave her taco special sauce | |
| I took her to the side and tried to tell her she got played | |
| Then I realized, she didn't gimme my change! | |
| Hmm. So I decided to be quiet | |
| Sat back n laughed as | |
| I watched the broad bite it "Yeah how that taste, it's alright? Word. It's good? Ok cool, yeah. Glad you like it" | |
| She was ill | |
| With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed |
| zuo qu : Blueprint, RJD Two | |
| She was ill | |
| With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| She had an attitude | |
| Of monumental magnitude | |
| Couldn' t take her anywhere without the broad actin' rude | |
| Even with yo' family she had no gratitude | |
| I took her to my mom' s crib she started snappin' on the food! | |
| Goes without sayin' that my moms wasn' t feelin' it | |
| Wild out, tried to hit shorty with a skillet | |
| I held moms back, told old girl to leave | |
| But moms already had a handful of weave | |
| Shorty got style so she could bob n weave | |
| Moms dropped the skillet n rolled up her sleeves | |
| Cornered off the kitchen with grace n ease | |
| Hit her with a three piece and brought her knees | |
| There wasn' t too much | |
| I could say | |
| Cause I already told shorty " moms don' t play" | |
| I know it' s kinda hard to believe, | |
| But the worst part is that this popped off on | |
| Christmas | |
| Eve And after all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can' t front | |
| She still my boo | |
| After all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can' t front | |
| She still my boo | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| She had a attitude | |
| That made her hard to deal with | |
| One night we was at the club on some chill shit | |
| I had a Long | |
| Island gettin' nice and drinkin' | |
| I spotted the next man across the bar peepin' | |
| Thinkin' I don' t mind if he scopes out my honey | |
| Cause she wants me to buy her drinks but | |
| I' m outta money | |
| On the reals | |
| Seein' dude kinda made me happy | |
| So I decided to slide and let him play the sugar daddy " Hey boo, I' m about to slide to the bathroom Get some more loot for you But I' ll be back soon. And I better not catch you creepin' on me neither Or somebody might be getting slapped with this empty Zima" | |
| I was perpin', just to see how she' d react | |
| But I' ll be damned if dude wasn' t in my seat when | |
| I came back | |
| I walked up, so only she could see me | |
| With a bottle in my hand like | |
| I was ' bout to sneak ' im | |
| Face ice swellin' and she went for the baby | |
| Cause before | |
| I could say a word, she slapped him in the face! | |
| Talkin' ' bout, " I said I had a man, get outta here. I can' t believe you would try to steal my man' s chair" | |
| Dude turned around like " you da man?" | |
| I' m like " Hell nah!" | |
| So he socked her in the jaw! | |
| Took of his jacket like he was ' bout to house her | |
| But before they could square off, here come the bouncers! 10 deep, tryin' to squash the action | |
| Meanwhile | |
| I' m in the front row, steady laughin' | |
| Never seen bouncers that raw | |
| They kicked shorty' s ass from the bar to the door | |
| By the time they finally tossed her ass outside | |
| I had already pulled around and was waitin' in a ride | |
| She was like, " I thought you was my man, what happened to you?!" | |
| I' m like, " Aw girl, I was tryin' to help but they was holdin' me back boo!" | |
| She was like, " But how you just gonna say you ain' t my man?" " I was tryin' to confuse him but you ruined my plan!" | |
| And after all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can' t front | |
| She still my boo | |
| After all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can' t front | |
| She still my boo | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| She had an attitude | |
| Too stuck up to eat fast food | |
| I wanted Taco | |
| Bell She like, " you cheap as hell" | |
| See I wanted a chalupa but | |
| I knew she would be frontin' | |
| So I told her it was either | |
| Taco Bell, or nothin' | |
| I had the upper hand cause she hadn' t ate in hours | |
| But she snatched my twenty dollars, and ran up to the counter, | |
| And by the time | |
| I got inside, she' d already ordered | |
| So I played the background like | |
| I didn' t even know her | |
| Next thing | |
| I know she started yellin' ' bout her order | |
| Talkin' to the girl behind the counter, screamin' on her | |
| And when she walked around the corner to get a drink, | |
| The cashier looked at the cook and gave a wink, | |
| Aw, I knew right then and there she was about to take a loss | |
| The cook cleared his throat and gave her taco special sauce | |
| I took her to the side and tried to tell her she got played | |
| Then I realized, she didn' t gimme my change! | |
| Hmm. So I decided to be quiet | |
| Sat back n laughed as | |
| I watched the broad bite it " Yeah how that taste, it' s alright? Word. It' s good? Ok cool, yeah. Glad you like it" | |
| She was ill | |
| With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed |
| zuò qǔ : Blueprint, RJD Two | |
| She was ill | |
| With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| She had an attitude | |
| Of monumental magnitude | |
| Couldn' t take her anywhere without the broad actin' rude | |
| Even with yo' family she had no gratitude | |
| I took her to my mom' s crib she started snappin' on the food! | |
| Goes without sayin' that my moms wasn' t feelin' it | |
| Wild out, tried to hit shorty with a skillet | |
| I held moms back, told old girl to leave | |
| But moms already had a handful of weave | |
| Shorty got style so she could bob n weave | |
| Moms dropped the skillet n rolled up her sleeves | |
| Cornered off the kitchen with grace n ease | |
| Hit her with a three piece and brought her knees | |
| There wasn' t too much | |
| I could say | |
| Cause I already told shorty " moms don' t play" | |
| I know it' s kinda hard to believe, | |
| But the worst part is that this popped off on | |
| Christmas | |
| Eve And after all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can' t front | |
| She still my boo | |
| After all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can' t front | |
| She still my boo | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| She had a attitude | |
| That made her hard to deal with | |
| One night we was at the club on some chill shit | |
| I had a Long | |
| Island gettin' nice and drinkin' | |
| I spotted the next man across the bar peepin' | |
| Thinkin' I don' t mind if he scopes out my honey | |
| Cause she wants me to buy her drinks but | |
| I' m outta money | |
| On the reals | |
| Seein' dude kinda made me happy | |
| So I decided to slide and let him play the sugar daddy " Hey boo, I' m about to slide to the bathroom Get some more loot for you But I' ll be back soon. And I better not catch you creepin' on me neither Or somebody might be getting slapped with this empty Zima" | |
| I was perpin', just to see how she' d react | |
| But I' ll be damned if dude wasn' t in my seat when | |
| I came back | |
| I walked up, so only she could see me | |
| With a bottle in my hand like | |
| I was ' bout to sneak ' im | |
| Face ice swellin' and she went for the baby | |
| Cause before | |
| I could say a word, she slapped him in the face! | |
| Talkin' ' bout, " I said I had a man, get outta here. I can' t believe you would try to steal my man' s chair" | |
| Dude turned around like " you da man?" | |
| I' m like " Hell nah!" | |
| So he socked her in the jaw! | |
| Took of his jacket like he was ' bout to house her | |
| But before they could square off, here come the bouncers! 10 deep, tryin' to squash the action | |
| Meanwhile | |
| I' m in the front row, steady laughin' | |
| Never seen bouncers that raw | |
| They kicked shorty' s ass from the bar to the door | |
| By the time they finally tossed her ass outside | |
| I had already pulled around and was waitin' in a ride | |
| She was like, " I thought you was my man, what happened to you?!" | |
| I' m like, " Aw girl, I was tryin' to help but they was holdin' me back boo!" | |
| She was like, " But how you just gonna say you ain' t my man?" " I was tryin' to confuse him but you ruined my plan!" | |
| And after all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can' t front | |
| She still my boo | |
| After all the drama me and shorty been through, | |
| I can' t front | |
| She still my boo | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| She had an attitude | |
| Too stuck up to eat fast food | |
| I wanted Taco | |
| Bell She like, " you cheap as hell" | |
| See I wanted a chalupa but | |
| I knew she would be frontin' | |
| So I told her it was either | |
| Taco Bell, or nothin' | |
| I had the upper hand cause she hadn' t ate in hours | |
| But she snatched my twenty dollars, and ran up to the counter, | |
| And by the time | |
| I got inside, she' d already ordered | |
| So I played the background like | |
| I didn' t even know her | |
| Next thing | |
| I know she started yellin' ' bout her order | |
| Talkin' to the girl behind the counter, screamin' on her | |
| And when she walked around the corner to get a drink, | |
| The cashier looked at the cook and gave a wink, | |
| Aw, I knew right then and there she was about to take a loss | |
| The cook cleared his throat and gave her taco special sauce | |
| I took her to the side and tried to tell her she got played | |
| Then I realized, she didn' t gimme my change! | |
| Hmm. So I decided to be quiet | |
| Sat back n laughed as | |
| I watched the broad bite it " Yeah how that taste, it' s alright? Word. It' s good? Ok cool, yeah. Glad you like it" | |
| She was ill | |
| With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed | |
| Ill With looks that fit the bill | |
| Lips like | |
| Mary J Eyes like | |
| Lauren Hill | |
| Body like | |
| Big Les Backyard and thick legs | |
| But the only time we got along was in the bed |
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