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i had my face paint on when it all went down 82 chevrolet crawlin round made a left turn swerve to the right lookin in the mirror blue lights stop my car what the fuck i do? i finished my brew and said fuck you he got all upset and pulled his gun out i hate cops wouldnt mind takin one out |
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Hes pattin' me down, |
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I put him in a headlock. |
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DDT'ed him on the sidewalk. |
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Threw his dead body in the trunk. |
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Went to the party and got crunk. |
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Let the bumps bump. |
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I met a fat chick. |
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We pullin' out, she about to snack on dick. |
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When, again, |
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I'm pulled over. |
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Undercover pig in a dark green |
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Nova. (Chorus) (Violent J) |
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Over. Pull me over. (Shaggy) |
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Im the one. (Violent J) |
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Over. Pull me over. (Shaggy) |
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Im the one. |
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Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop. (Violent J) |
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Over. Pull me over. (Shaggy) |
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Im the one. |
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I'm tryin' to walk a straight line. |
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But I'm blew back. |
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An this bitch cop been knew that. |
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He said he takin' me in, |
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I said fuck that. |
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You see dis dick in my hands, she finn to suck that. |
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And you fuckin' everything up. |
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With all this bullshit talkin' bout hand cuffs. |
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What the fuck? |
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I kicked him in the nuts. |
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Grabbed his own pistol and blew out his guts. |
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Jumped back in the |
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Chevy and mashed it down. |
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A terrified fat bitch and a wicked clown. |
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We went across town to get a pizza. |
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The whole time duckin' the policia. |
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Its a beautiful night |
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I must say. |
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This bitch only stay two blocks away. |
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I made a left hand turn from the right lane. |
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And the same shit happend again. (Violent J) |
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Over. Pull me over. (Shaggy) |
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Im the one. (Violent J) |
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Over. Pull me over. (Shaggy) |
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Im the one. |
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Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop. (Violent J) |
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Over. Pull me over. (Shaggy) |
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Im the one. |
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Licence and registration? |
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Please. I stole dis bitch, |
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I aint even got keys. |
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I got a fuckin' screwdriver in the dash. |
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I pulled it out showed him and stabbed his ass. |
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I peeled off fast as hell. |
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Past two more cop cars. |
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Fuck Jail. |
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We shootin' it out. |
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I thought they told ya. |
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I say fuck you and |
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I aint pullin' over. |
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Fat chick screamin', |
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I'm all through the trees. |
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Pushin' 85 at least. |
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I lost them both but ran into a road block. |
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And this bitch won't reload the glock. |
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Pulled a U turn and whipped down a side street. |
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Don't matter, they got me on the high beams. |
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I jumped out of the car while it was rollin'. |
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Ran into the darkness and heard it exploadin. (Violent J) |
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Over. Pull me over. (Shaggy) |
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Im the one. (Violent J) |
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Over. Pull me over. (Shaggy) |
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Im the one. |
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Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop. (Violent J) |
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Over. Pull me over. (Shaggy) |
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Im the one. (Cop) |
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Wanna tell us whats goin' on here? |
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Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop. (Cop) |
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What do you mean your just drivin' home? |
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You wanna tell us what that smell is? |
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What do I smell there? |
