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And if one day I should become |
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A singer with a Spanish bum |
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Who sings for women of great virtue |
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I'd sing to them with a guitar |
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I borrowed from a coffee bar |
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Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you |
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My name would be Antonio |
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And all my bridges I would burn |
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And when I gave them some they'd know |
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I'd expect something in return |
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I'd have to get drunk every night |
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And talk about virility |
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With some old grandmother |
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That might be decked out like a christmas tree |
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And though pink elephants I'd see |
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Though I'd be drunk as I could be |
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Still I would sing my song to me |
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About the time they called me "Jacky" |
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If I could be for only an hour |
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If I could be for an hour every day |
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If I could be for just one little hour |
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Cute in a stupid ass way |
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And if I joined the social whirl |
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Became procurer of young girls |
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Then i would have my own bordellos |
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My record would be number one |
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And I'd sell records by the ton |
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All sung by many other fellows |
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My name would then be handsome Jack |
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And I'd sell boats of opium |
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Whisky that came from Twickenham |
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Authentic queers |
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And phony virgins |
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If I had banks on every finger |
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A finger in every country |
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And every country ruled by me |
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I'd still know where I'd want to be |
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Locked up inside my opium den |
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Surrounded by some china men |
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I'd sing the song that I sang then |
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About the time they called me "Jacky" |
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If I could be for only an hour |
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If I could be for an hour every day |
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If I could be for just one little hour |
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Cute in a stupid ass way |
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Now, tell me, wouldn't it be nice |
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That if one day in paradise |
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I'd sing for all the ladies up there |
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And they would sing along with me |
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And we be so happy there to be |
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Cos' down below is really nowhere |
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My name would then be Junipher |
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Then I would know where I was going |
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And then I would become all knowing |
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My beard so very long and flowing |
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If I became deaf, dumb and blind |
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Because I pitied all mankind |
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And broke my heart to make things right |
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I know that every single night |
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When my angelic work was through |
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The angels and the Devil too |
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Would sing my childhood song to me |
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About the time they called me "Jacky" |
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If I could be for only an hour |
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If I could be for an hour every day |
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If I could be for just one little hour |
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Cute in a stupid ass way |
