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If there really is a big fluffy |
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Jesus in the clouds let him know right now that |
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I take it all back |
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If there really is a muscular, cackling, red devil in the ground, you should tell him save me a shack |
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But since |
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I never saw either at my local |
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Walmart shopping yelling at their kids in front of my optics |
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I've been operating under the premise that neither existed because |
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I base my beliefs in logic |
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But if it's really true would you say when my body is in the ground |
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I'll either float on up or drop right down |
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Then I'm nervous for the verdict |
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As a person |
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I'm imperfect |
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Ive been doing dirt lurking in the gutter with the vermin |
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I don't deserve to go north when |
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I'm gone glim finished rivers swan shaped bongs |
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Some big tittied angels floating over ponds |
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Singing songs more soothing than bed, bath, and beyond |
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No, I deserve my skin scorched, skies made of skulls |
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Sasquatch is made of fire as |
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I fall into a gulch everything black |
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I'd give my left nut and my dick for the chance to go back |
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You and I both know |
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I can't shut my mouth |
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But before you blow my candle out |
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Would you please just listen to me here right now? |
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Before you blow my candle out |
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Cause if I had a second time around, |
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I would turn it all around |
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Man thats what they all say, you're done |
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No, no, no, no, shut the fuck up and listen for once cause |
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I've been sitting on your shoulder |
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As you've grown colder |
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All of these years yelling in your ear |
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But you wouldn't hear |
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You had another plan, too big for little me |
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Let me put it in a rap simile |
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You'll understand, |
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I gave you a fair shake |
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Kind of like a ferris wheel, during a earthquake |
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Get it? like you did it when you had it couldn't get it locked down |
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No don't bother with a frown |
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You were healthy in the mental |
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Potential with the pencil |
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Could've just filled in the stencil |
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But you're tempted by the devil |
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Content to just to settle get a bronze medal |
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You laid your picnic in the wrong meadow |
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Cause now you're trembling and mumbling defending what you've done to him you took the low road, there's a toll booth coming! and guess whose in the booth? man, not |
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I It's the one that the burglars are meeting when they die |
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And the murders and neighborhood circlers guy |
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It's not a piece of cake if you want a piece of the pie |
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So I'll have dinner with the winners |
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While you simmer with the sinners |
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Turn your summers into winters |
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What a bummer you can whimper |
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You could've been a star just a glimmer |
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Now let me blow your candle out and make it dimmer [Chorus:] |
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Ladies and gentlemen of the congregation we are gathered here today to celebrate the loss of a demon, |
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Peter Sparker |
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And may he never live again a scourge on this earth may our children never repeat his mistakes (hallelujah) |
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And may he burn eternally |
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What do you want me to do? you fucking sorry excuse you dug your own hole lying and dude |
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No, no, no, that apology is cute |
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But all will be through |
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I'll blow your candle like the chances you blew |
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Yea, you had some moments in the ratings |
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But then you'd always go skulking in the shade again |
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You disappointed your family shamed friends |
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I got a list heres the order of my list that it's in, it goes your daughter, your mother, your girl, your brother, jeff, cam, matt, your father, sister, and some others |
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So while you wither like |
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Bill your little life will be forgotten while you're rotting wikipedia pages |
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They will be fading |
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While you're waiting |
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For a pardon from this run-on sentence unpunctuated arson while you stand there |
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Bare your closet full of skeletons dancing like the flames on your hair |
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Hey don't be like em all spose you're your own foes make this bed of coals you can go to sleep there [Chorus] |
