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La-di-da-di... |
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La-di-da-di... |
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La-di, da-di! |
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Yo peep this |
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La-di-da-di, we like to party |
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We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody |
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We're, just some men that's on the mic |
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And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT |
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For all of y'all, keep y'all in health |
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Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself |
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Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning |
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Which we create, cause that's our mission |
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So listen close, to what we say |
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Because this type of shit happens everyday |
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I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning |
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I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and |
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Went to the bathroom to wash up |
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Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said |
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Mirror mirror on the wall |
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Who is the top choice of them all |
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there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted |
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the mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard!" |
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Well that true, that why we never had no beef |
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THen I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth |
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Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail |
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and then I grabbed the file for my finger nails |
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I'm true to the style on my behalf |
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I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath |
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Clean, dry, was my, body and hair |
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I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear |
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For all the girls I might take home |
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I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne |
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Fresh dress, like a million bucks, |
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put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks. |
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Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no |
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Went back in I forgot my Kangol |
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Then I dilly, DALLY, I ran through the ALLEY |
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I bumped into this homegirl named SALLY from the VALLEY |
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This was a girl playing hard to get |
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So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset |
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She said uh, "It's all because of you |
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I'm feeling sad and blue |
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You went away |
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and now my life is filled with rainy days |
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I love you so |
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How much you'll never know |
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Cause you took your love away from me" |
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Now what was I to do |
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She was crying over me and she was feeling blue |
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I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes |
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Here comes your mother with those two little guys" |
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Her mean mother steps and says to me "Hi!" |
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Hit Sally in the face and punched her in the eye |
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Kicked her in the belly, and stepped on her feet |
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Slammed the child on the hard concrete |
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The bitch was strong, the kids was gone |
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Something was wrong I said what was going on? |
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I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her |
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She said, "If I can't have you she can't either" |
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She grabbed me closely by my socks |
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So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox |
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But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick |
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She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said |
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"Why don't you give me some play? |
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And we can go cruising in my old jag |
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And if you give me that OK |
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I'll give you all my love today |
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Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see |
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Somehow your words just hypnotize me |
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And I just love your jazzy ways |
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So MC Rick my love is here to stay" |
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And on and on and on she kept on |
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The bitch been around before my mother's born |
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I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss |
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I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss" |
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She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying |
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I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop lying!" |
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I said, "I am -- go ask my mother |
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And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!" |
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To the heart tick tock you don't stop |
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To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it! |
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Hit it ! |
