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Kit, where you goin'? |
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Sorry, Michael, it's |
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Rick the Ruler, |
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I have to go |
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Lights, camera, action, you're on, |
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Get old Ricky |
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D, what's wrong? |
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The crowd's gone, |
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So help me out |
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Kit cause this thief has to be caught, |
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Radio the chief of police, get a report, |
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Chief of police said "Well, I'm sorry Ricky D cause I really can't help," |
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Ahh drats |
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I think I'll take a long walk, |
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Kit put your scan on all these rappers in |
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New York, "But Michael's callin' me Rick, I got to go, If I get a word you'll definetly be the first to know," |
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Well on that night |
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I felt really up tight, |
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Hello?, "Rick, it's Vance Wright, Throw on your clothes, I found 'em, they're down town," |
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Word?, "Someone's havin' a concert and they're using your crown," |
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What?, you sure its mine? "Yo Rick, I know the shape of it," |
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You know your scratchers?, "Yeah, plus I got tape of it," |
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Get over my house quick, ride your motorcycle, |
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Kit, Ricky |
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Rick, pick up, forget old |
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Michael, Well here came the |
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DJ, trick to say the least, "Yo let me hear the tape," it's a complete masterpiece, |
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Y'all figure this kinda is, but this |
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I bound to overtake, |
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I heard a (honk honk), that's |
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Kit, so lets pray, |
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Here go my rap |
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Kit, Analyze a hit, so |
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Kit what's the scoop? "Slick Rick, this one is it" |
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Well my tummy was growlin while |
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I'se chillin in my seat, |
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We stopped by |
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McDonald's so |
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I could somethin' to eat, |
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Skipped the line, the crowd started to break, |
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Hey yo, let me get a |
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Big Mac and a strawberry shake, |
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Someone snatched me by my neck |
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I thought |
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I must be dead, |
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Injected me with somethin', threw a bag over my head, |
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I felt real weak, word, |
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I couldn't even stand, |
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I fell, next thing |
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I'se being thrust inside a van, |
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Unconscious, who could be this shady?, |
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When I awoke |
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I was in a room with this lady, "So your the boss, Rick Rick with all the clout?", |
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Uh-huh know why'm |
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I tied up and what's this all about?, |
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And this she left the room this was my one chance for hope, |
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I used my watch lighter to burn away the rope, |
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Then I's free, |
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I's free, an alarm was alerted, |
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I made a flying leap through the window and it hurted, |
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Someone threw a knife, who could be this trife, |
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Then I ran and |
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I ran cause |
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I's petro (petrified) for my life, |
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Stranded and raw |
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I saw a phone not far, |
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I radioed in to my supadelic car, |
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Yo, what's with the concert, am |
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I still in it to win it?, "Yes I'm in Manhattan and I'll be there in a minute, And oh, by the way, I re-listened to your hit, hey Rick," |
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What's the scoop?, "Oh man, this one is it!" |
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Tight tight security, man, there was a [?], |
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Came in with some candles and bum rushed the office, |
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Grabbed up the one who liked to front and pretend, |
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No, I don't know who it is, some brother lookin' like a hen, "Let me go, let me go, please," you must be dusted, |
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Hand cuffed this brother cause the thief could not be trusted, |
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Grabbed up my money and my crown that's how |
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I dissed 'em, |
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I went on the mike, and |
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DJ, man, I'm on the system, |
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I warmed up the techniques to show he ain't soft, |
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The crowd was up and this is how it started off, (Who, who, who is the top choice of them all?) |
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Yo Vance, cut, thanks a lot, who wanna die?, |
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We up top, somewhat, forget me not, |
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Class that |
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I have won't last, |
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Soon as I blast, from out the past, dash fast, and hear a last, |
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Vance Wright, no man can bring you this, |
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And Ricky |
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Rick, clean shot, cause |
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I'm the king of this |
