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[ti:The Beer] |
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[ar:Kimya Dawson] |
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[al:My Cute Fiend Sweet Princess] |
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The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of Mad Dog |
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And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off |
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You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye |
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I said "don't you mean pediddle?" and I lit his house on fire |
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He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun |
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I was dressed like Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome |
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He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend |
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I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head |
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Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull |
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I got in my Mazda and I drove to the mall |
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I got a big Johnson shirt and some silicone tits |
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When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit |
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And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine |
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And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines |
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I ate every single one without noticing the mold |
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You said "you're gross my darling", I said "no I'm rock and roll" |
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Even though I'd never ever been in a band |
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I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand |
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And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared |
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Of burning in hell well I was already there |
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And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain |
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And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train |
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And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills |
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We had to sit down on skateboards just to make it down the hill |
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Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar |
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And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car |
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When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor |
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You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64 |
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And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of Jim Beam |
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And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm Sunny D |
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And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out |
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I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth |
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Evan Dando never planned on telling you the truth |
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And your Leonardo ID card is your fountain of youth |
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You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life |
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Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife |
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I guess by now you all know my friend Danny broke his neck |
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He was driving home from Sirens when he got into a wreck |
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First I cried for him and then I cried for me |
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Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be |
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But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands |
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And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand |
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And the silver pink pony kisses me and says |
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You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy |
