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There's a gentleman that's going round |
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Turning the joint upside down |
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Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha |
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He's an old ex-con that's been away |
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Now he's back, no one's safe |
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Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha |
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If you wanna squeal, said the FBI |
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We can make a deal, make it worth your while |
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So he told it all and in return |
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He got a credit card and a Thunderbird |
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And the maximum security |
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Even after plastic surgery |
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So go on and squeal, said the FBI |
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We can make a deal, make it worth your while |
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There's a gentleman that's going round |
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Turning the joint upside down |
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Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha |
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He's an old ex-con that's been away |
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Now he's back, no one's safe |
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Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha |
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After all the talk then they wired him |
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And he took a walk with his crooked friends |
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And they joked about the good old days |
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And he recorded it on a reel of tape |
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He caught the mug who did in the forgery |
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And the babe in charge of larceny |
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So the FBI they rewarded him |
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Because they like a guy who will stab a friend |
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There's a gentleman that's going round |
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Turning the joint upside down |
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Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha |
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He's an old ex-con that's been away |
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Now he's back, no one's safe |
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Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha |
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There's a gentleman that's going round .... |
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If you wanna squeal, said the FBI |
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We can make a deal, make it worth your while |
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So he told it all and in return |
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He got a credit card and a Thunderbird |
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He got a spanking new identity |
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And a condo down in Miami |
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He bought a plane, a boat and jewelry |
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But he couldn't buy any company |
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There's a gentleman that's going round .... |
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There's a gentleman that's going round .... |