| Song | BFD |
| Artist | Kathy Mattea |
| Album | The Innocent Years |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| It ain't his fault that she went A.W.O.L | |
| 'Cause he tried everything from A to Z | |
| Now it's J&B, M&M's and KFC | |
| Tryin' hard to make himself believe | |
| It ain't no B.F.D he's got his C.M.T | |
| No S E X but that's okay | |
| At least he ain't no S.O.B like that Ph.D | |
| That took his EX and ran off to L.A. | |
| She liked C.N.N made fun of his T.N.N | |
| Always called it E I E I O | |
| Now their love is RIP but at least he's F R E E | |
| And he ain't cryin' on his P I L L O | |
| It ain't no B.F.D, he's got his C.M.T | |
| No S.E.X but that's okay | |
| At least he ain't no S.O.B like that P.h.D | |
| That took his EX and ran off to L.A. | |
| One night he ordered pizza | |
| For some R&R with the N.F.L | |
| When a delivery girl named Lisa | |
| Stole his heart when she rang his bell | |
| Now they're in L U V and it's X T C | |
| No S E X yet but that's A okay | |
| Feels just like a VIP with all of her T.L.C | |
| And A.S.A.P, she'll be his fiancée | |
| And that's a B.F.D in a real good way |
| It ain' t his fault that she went A. W. O. L | |
| ' Cause he tried everything from A to Z | |
| Now it' s J B, M M' s and KFC | |
| Tryin' hard to make himself believe | |
| It ain' t no B. F. D he' s got his C. M. T | |
| No S E X but that' s okay | |
| At least he ain' t no S. O. B like that Ph. D | |
| That took his EX and ran off to L. A. | |
| She liked C. N. N made fun of his T. N. N | |
| Always called it E I E I O | |
| Now their love is RIP but at least he' s F R E E | |
| And he ain' t cryin' on his P I L L O | |
| It ain' t no B. F. D, he' s got his C. M. T | |
| No S. E. X but that' s okay | |
| At least he ain' t no S. O. B like that P. h. D | |
| That took his EX and ran off to L. A. | |
| One night he ordered pizza | |
| For some R R with the N. F. L | |
| When a delivery girl named Lisa | |
| Stole his heart when she rang his bell | |
| Now they' re in L U V and it' s X T C | |
| No S E X yet but that' s A okay | |
| Feels just like a VIP with all of her T. L. C | |
| And A. S. A. P, she' ll be his fianc e | |
| And that' s a B. F. D in a real good way |
| It ain' t his fault that she went A. W. O. L | |
| ' Cause he tried everything from A to Z | |
| Now it' s J B, M M' s and KFC | |
| Tryin' hard to make himself believe | |
| It ain' t no B. F. D he' s got his C. M. T | |
| No S E X but that' s okay | |
| At least he ain' t no S. O. B like that Ph. D | |
| That took his EX and ran off to L. A. | |
| She liked C. N. N made fun of his T. N. N | |
| Always called it E I E I O | |
| Now their love is RIP but at least he' s F R E E | |
| And he ain' t cryin' on his P I L L O | |
| It ain' t no B. F. D, he' s got his C. M. T | |
| No S. E. X but that' s okay | |
| At least he ain' t no S. O. B like that P. h. D | |
| That took his EX and ran off to L. A. | |
| One night he ordered pizza | |
| For some R R with the N. F. L | |
| When a delivery girl named Lisa | |
| Stole his heart when she rang his bell | |
| Now they' re in L U V and it' s X T C | |
| No S E X yet but that' s A okay | |
| Feels just like a VIP with all of her T. L. C | |
| And A. S. A. P, she' ll be his fianc e | |
| And that' s a B. F. D in a real good way |