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There he goes as usual, my man |
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Breaking my foolish heart |
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I really don?t know what to do about him |
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I?ve told myself I?ve got to do without him |
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There he goes as usual, my man |
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Tearing my heart apart |
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He?s made my life a mess |
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I?ve got to do this I guess |
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Goodbye Joe, from here I kiss you |
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Goodbye Joe, I hope I don?t miss you |
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If you had been on the square |
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And had treated me fair |
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And we?d not had a tiff |
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If you had not said |
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I should go and jump right off |
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The nearest cliff |
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If you had stayed off the make |
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And you never had taken |
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To coming home stiff |
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If I had not smelled perfume |
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With a nasty unfamiliar whiff |
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I'm gonna miss you, baby |
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Things could've been teriff |
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Ah, what?s the diff? |
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If you had not had the cheek |
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To stay out for a week |
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Saying, "Back in a jiff" |
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If you were not such a two-timing guy |
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If you weren't |
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If you hadn't |
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If you didn't |
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If you weren't |
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If you hadn't |
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If you didn't |
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But you have |
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And you were |
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And you went |
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And you did |
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And so goodbye |
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If I had not seen you |
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Take Geraldine on the lake |
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In your flat-bottomed skiff |
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If you were not out with Sue |
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With your arms around her bare midriff |
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If I had not seen you pen sexy letters |
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To Gwen in your own hieroglyph |
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If you had not left me home |
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When had two seats for South Pacif |
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I'm gonna miss you, baby |
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You were too darn prolif |
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Ah, what?s the diff? |
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If you were not such a hound |
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Who when game was around |
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Always picked up the sniff |
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If you were not such a two-timing guy |
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If you weren't |
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If you hadn't |
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If you didn?t |
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If you weren't |
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If you hadn't |
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If you didn?t |
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But you were |
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And you have |
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And you went |
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And you did |
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And so, goodbye |
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If when I asked where you?d been |
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You had not cliffed my chin |
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With a beautiful biff |
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Hey, if I had not always found purple |
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Lipstick on your handkerchief |
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If you had not told me lies |
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And then looked in my eyes |
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With a smile beautif |
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If when I caught you with Kate |
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You had not said, ?It?s of no signif? |
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I'm gonna miss you, baby |
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And I could get specif |
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Ah, what?s the diff? |
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If the best years of my life |
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Weren?t spent as your wife |
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With no marriage certif |
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If you were not such a two-timing guy |
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If you weren't |
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If you hadn't |
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If you didn't |
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If you weren't |
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If you hadn?t |
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If you didn?t |
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But you had |
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And then we coulda |
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And you didn't |
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Though you shoulda |
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If you didn't |
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If you weren't |
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If you hadn't |
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If you didn't |
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But you were |
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And you have |
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And you went |
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And you did |
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And so goodbye |
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See ya later, Joe |
