Wax The Booty Lyrics
| Song | Wax The Booty |
| Artist | Kid Rock |
| Album | Grits Sandwiches For Breakfast |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Seen a fly skinny on the avenue | |
| My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew | |
| Could not believe my eyes so | |
| I lifted up my shades | |
| And this girl is starin' at me as if she wanted to get laid | |
| Next the girl started steppin' and she crossed the street | |
| She walked to me and at that my knees got weak | |
| But then I snapped to realize that it was my duty | |
| To get this freak and co-wax the booty | |
| Wax that booty, co-wax the booty | |
| Freaky, freaky, freak with the nice size booty | |
| Wax that booty, co-wax the booty | |
| I gotta freak, freak, so | |
| I am gonna wax her booty | |
| Now headin' for the crib | |
| I was recitin' some rhymes | |
| When the freak cut in and started tellin' of the times | |
| She wanted to rock me and these were no lies | |
| And that's when | |
| I contracted the rise in my | |
| LevisStepped into my crib she said the rise impressed her | |
| So then without delay | |
| I began to undress her | |
| Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her, "Are you with me?" | |
| She said, "Yes", so | |
| I grabbed them titties | |
| Next was the test to see if she was high rank | |
| I dropped her panties and was slippin', | |
| I asked do you stank | |
| She said, “ | |
| No” and noted to me that her shower soap is | |
| GucciSo I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie | |
| Headed for her coochie, grease it down real good | |
| Headed for her coochie, dang that's good | |
| Now when I got to her coochie, | |
| I looked close to see | |
| If this girl had any types of signs of | |
| VDShe did not, so | |
| I said to myself, "Oh goody" | |
| And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy | |
| Started rockin' this freak with my hands on her butt | |
| You should have seen in her booty, | |
| I was tearin' it up | |
| Next I whispered in her ear, "Baby, please turn over" | |
| And rocked doggie style while | |
| I was callin' her | |
| RoverStill tearin' it up, on her face was a grin | |
| Holdin' on to her waist, pumpin' harder than sin | |
| But she was lovin' it all with her back in a arch | |
| I busted my nut and she started to bark | |
| Now if you think the story is over, just listen to this | |
| I thought my mission was complete so | |
| I gave her a kiss | |
| Then I was searchin' for a towel to clean off my dickie' | |
| Cuz it was kinda wet, all bloody and sticky | |
| And to talk about gross, here's somethin' sicker than sick | |
| The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick | |
| I started trippin' 'cause this was somethin' | |
| I've never seen | |
| The girl was more than a freak, she was a sexual fiend | |
| And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get | |
| She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it | |
| Oh, now this girl was much more to me than a freak | |
| In my opinion she was plain nasty | |
| But nevertheless | |
| I completed my duty | |
| I got this freak and co-waxed the booty | |
| Wax that booty, co-wax the booty | |
| I got the freak and | |
| I waxed her booty | |
| I love the booty, you love the booty | |
| Hey, freak come here and let me wax your booty | |
| Too short don't stop, too short don't stop | |
| Too short don't stop the beat | |
| Hey yo, short dog, can | |
| I get a bitch? | |
| Now if you like the booty, come on fellas show it | |
| This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it? | |
| And if the ladies, if you are tired of a man on your fanny | |
| Then **** you go home and watch the tube with granny' | |
| Cause this is booty night nonstop | |
| With the number one wax and me, | |
| Kid RockSo lets get hyped 'cause if | |
| I see you calm | |
| I am gonna think you're waxin' with | |
| Rosie Palm | |
| I mean really how could you be so dumb | |
| Just look at all the girls that are dyin' to get some | |
| Man, just don't be a wussy | |
| And I'll guarantee you could get a piece of pussy | |
| But to get it you have to realize, don't brag to the freak | |
| About your dick size, man, that's not the way to win it' | |
| Cause it is not the length of your wand, its the magic in it | |
| Wax that booty, co-wax the booty | |
| Freaky, freaky, freak with the nice size booty | |
| Wax that booty, co-wax the booty | |
| I got freaks and | |
| I wax those booties |
| Seen a fly skinny on the avenue | |
| My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew | |
| Could not believe my eyes so | |
| I lifted up my shades | |
| And this girl is starin' at me as if she wanted to get laid | |
| Next the girl started steppin' and she crossed the street | |
| She walked to me and at that my knees got weak | |
| But then I snapped to realize that it was my duty | |
| To get this freak and cowax the booty | |
| Wax that booty, cowax the booty | |
| Freaky, freaky, freak with the nice size booty | |
| Wax that booty, cowax the booty | |
| I gotta freak, freak, so | |
| I am gonna wax her booty | |
| Now headin' for the crib | |
| I was recitin' some rhymes | |
| When the freak cut in and started tellin' of the times | |
| She wanted to rock me and these were no lies | |
| And that' s when | |
| I contracted the rise in my | |
| LevisStepped into my crib she said the rise impressed her | |
| So then without delay | |
| I began to undress her | |
| Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her, " Are you with me?" | |
| She said, " Yes", so | |
| I grabbed them titties | |
| Next was the test to see if she was high rank | |
| I dropped her panties and was slippin', | |
| I asked do you stank | |
| She said, " | |
| No" and noted to me that her shower soap is | |
| GucciSo I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie | |
| Headed for her coochie, grease it down real good | |
| Headed for her coochie, dang that' s good | |
| Now when I got to her coochie, | |
| I looked close to see | |
| If this girl had any types of signs of | |
| VDShe did not, so | |
| I said to myself, " Oh goody" | |
| And I grabbed my dick and costuck in her puddy | |
| Started rockin' this freak with my hands on her butt | |
| You should have seen in her booty, | |
| I was tearin' it up | |
| Next I whispered in her ear, " Baby, please turn over" | |
| And rocked doggie style while | |
| I was callin' her | |
| RoverStill tearin' it up, on her face was a grin | |
| Holdin' on to her waist, pumpin' harder than sin | |
| But she was lovin' it all with her back in a arch | |
| I busted my nut and she started to bark | |
| Now if you think the story is over, just listen to this | |
| I thought my mission was complete so | |
| I gave her a kiss | |
| Then I was searchin' for a towel to clean off my dickie' | |
| Cuz it was kinda wet, all bloody and sticky | |
| And to talk about gross, here' s somethin' sicker than sick | |
| The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick | |
| I started trippin' ' cause this was somethin' | |
| I' ve never seen | |
| The girl was more than a freak, she was a sexual fiend | |
| And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get | |
| She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it | |
| Oh, now this girl was much more to me than a freak | |
| In my opinion she was plain nasty | |
| But nevertheless | |
| I completed my duty | |
| I got this freak and cowaxed the booty | |
| Wax that booty, cowax the booty | |
| I got the freak and | |
| I waxed her booty | |
| I love the booty, you love the booty | |
| Hey, freak come here and let me wax your booty | |
| Too short don' t stop, too short don' t stop | |
| Too short don' t stop the beat | |
| Hey yo, short dog, can | |
| I get a bitch? | |
| Now if you like the booty, come on fellas show it | |
| This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it? | |
| And if the ladies, if you are tired of a man on your fanny | |
| Then you go home and watch the tube with granny' | |
| Cause this is booty night nonstop | |
| With the number one wax and me, | |
| Kid RockSo lets get hyped ' cause if | |
| I see you calm | |
| I am gonna think you' re waxin' with | |
| Rosie Palm | |
| I mean really how could you be so dumb | |
| Just look at all the girls that are dyin' to get some | |
| Man, just don' t be a wussy | |
| And I' ll guarantee you could get a piece of pussy | |
| But to get it you have to realize, don' t brag to the freak | |
| About your dick size, man, that' s not the way to win it' | |
| Cause it is not the length of your wand, its the magic in it | |
| Wax that booty, cowax the booty | |
| Freaky, freaky, freak with the nice size booty | |
| Wax that booty, cowax the booty | |
| I got freaks and | |
| I wax those booties |
| Seen a fly skinny on the avenue | |
| My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew | |
| Could not believe my eyes so | |
| I lifted up my shades | |
| And this girl is starin' at me as if she wanted to get laid | |
| Next the girl started steppin' and she crossed the street | |
| She walked to me and at that my knees got weak | |
| But then I snapped to realize that it was my duty | |
| To get this freak and cowax the booty | |
| Wax that booty, cowax the booty | |
| Freaky, freaky, freak with the nice size booty | |
| Wax that booty, cowax the booty | |
| I gotta freak, freak, so | |
| I am gonna wax her booty | |
| Now headin' for the crib | |
| I was recitin' some rhymes | |
| When the freak cut in and started tellin' of the times | |
| She wanted to rock me and these were no lies | |
| And that' s when | |
| I contracted the rise in my | |
| LevisStepped into my crib she said the rise impressed her | |
| So then without delay | |
| I began to undress her | |
| Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her, " Are you with me?" | |
| She said, " Yes", so | |
| I grabbed them titties | |
| Next was the test to see if she was high rank | |
| I dropped her panties and was slippin', | |
| I asked do you stank | |
| She said, " | |
| No" and noted to me that her shower soap is | |
| GucciSo I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie | |
| Headed for her coochie, grease it down real good | |
| Headed for her coochie, dang that' s good | |
| Now when I got to her coochie, | |
| I looked close to see | |
| If this girl had any types of signs of | |
| VDShe did not, so | |
| I said to myself, " Oh goody" | |
| And I grabbed my dick and costuck in her puddy | |
| Started rockin' this freak with my hands on her butt | |
| You should have seen in her booty, | |
| I was tearin' it up | |
| Next I whispered in her ear, " Baby, please turn over" | |
| And rocked doggie style while | |
| I was callin' her | |
| RoverStill tearin' it up, on her face was a grin | |
| Holdin' on to her waist, pumpin' harder than sin | |
| But she was lovin' it all with her back in a arch | |
| I busted my nut and she started to bark | |
| Now if you think the story is over, just listen to this | |
| I thought my mission was complete so | |
| I gave her a kiss | |
| Then I was searchin' for a towel to clean off my dickie' | |
| Cuz it was kinda wet, all bloody and sticky | |
| And to talk about gross, here' s somethin' sicker than sick | |
| The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick | |
| I started trippin' ' cause this was somethin' | |
| I' ve never seen | |
| The girl was more than a freak, she was a sexual fiend | |
| And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get | |
| She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it | |
| Oh, now this girl was much more to me than a freak | |
| In my opinion she was plain nasty | |
| But nevertheless | |
| I completed my duty | |
| I got this freak and cowaxed the booty | |
| Wax that booty, cowax the booty | |
| I got the freak and | |
| I waxed her booty | |
| I love the booty, you love the booty | |
| Hey, freak come here and let me wax your booty | |
| Too short don' t stop, too short don' t stop | |
| Too short don' t stop the beat | |
| Hey yo, short dog, can | |
| I get a bitch? | |
| Now if you like the booty, come on fellas show it | |
| This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it? | |
| And if the ladies, if you are tired of a man on your fanny | |
| Then you go home and watch the tube with granny' | |
| Cause this is booty night nonstop | |
| With the number one wax and me, | |
| Kid RockSo lets get hyped ' cause if | |
| I see you calm | |
| I am gonna think you' re waxin' with | |
| Rosie Palm | |
| I mean really how could you be so dumb | |
| Just look at all the girls that are dyin' to get some | |
| Man, just don' t be a wussy | |
| And I' ll guarantee you could get a piece of pussy | |
| But to get it you have to realize, don' t brag to the freak | |
| About your dick size, man, that' s not the way to win it' | |
| Cause it is not the length of your wand, its the magic in it | |
| Wax that booty, cowax the booty | |
| Freaky, freaky, freak with the nice size booty | |
| Wax that booty, cowax the booty | |
| I got freaks and | |
| I wax those booties |
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