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His first date. |
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He wasn't quite sure what to do, and what to say. |
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- ...see for yourself! That's her! |
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- Where? |
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- Sitting right in front of us! That's Sharon! |
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- Oh... wow! |
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The most important thing is the first thing you say! |
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- Hello! |
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- What do you want? |
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- I feel I might lay an egg any moment! |
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- I beg your pardon? |
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- What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a bar like this? |
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- Beat it, jerk! |
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- Now don't sugar-coat it. Just what is it you're trying to say? |
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- Oh, grow up! |
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- You're falling in love with me! |
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- You're falling in love with me! |
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- No time for this nonsense! |
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- Why do men always assume that a woman alone at a bar is just waiting to be picked up? |
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How would you like to spank somebody? |
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- I beg your pardon? |
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- I do love, love, love you. |
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- I know, but I do wish you weren't so... ugly. |
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- Would you like to come over to my apartment and listen to some albums? |
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- What is the matter with you?! |
