| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Nauy |
| [00:00.525] | 作曲 : Nauy |
| [00:01.50] | 编曲：Nauy |
| [00:04.00] | 薇：喂喂喂 昨天我看了那个电影的首映 好好看哦 |
| [00:08.38] | 胜：哪儿就好看嘛 点都不好看 |
| [00:11.03] | 薇：啊 不好看啊 你啥子时候去看的哦 |
| [00:14.92] | 胜：安。。我还没看咧 |
| [00:16.85] | |
| [00:19.20] | 给我一个支点我能翘起整个地球 |
| [00:21.49] | 但是他来杠你好像不需要什么个理由 |
| [00:23.93] | 对于这种人我不想有太多的乞求 |
| [00:26.27] | 他完全看不出来我一直在皱着眉头 |
| [00:28.77] | 山的那边海的那边有群杠铃精 |
| [00:31.16] | 他们活泼不聪明 长相可怕又畸形 |
| [00:33.15] | 现在我要为所有受害者打抱不平 |
| [00:35.75] | 所有隐藏起来的杠精无所遁形 |
| [00:38.36] | 都说林子大了啥子鸟都有 |
| [00:40.45] | 但是它连鸟都不想当了它想当只狗 |
| [00:42.89] | 我说一它说二我说是它就要说否 |
| [00:45.24] | 我说漂亮他要说丑 |
| [00:46.92] | 请你不要再开口 you know |
| [00:48.25] | 就是看不惯 |
| [00:49.11] | 不良风气突然的扩散 |
| [00:50.14] | 做出最正确的决断 |
| [00:51.37] | 就算我是孤军作战 |
| [00:52.69] | 最爱阴阳怪气 |
| [00:53.82] | 哪学的西洋怪癖 |
| [00:55.19] | 快去金堂卖艺 |
| [00:56.15] | 不然等你坐以待毙 |
| [00:57.59] | 我看你这人的思想好像出了问题 |
| [00:59.83] | 我们大家都是活在这边钢筋混凝 |
| [01:02.22] | 看你杠着杠着杠着杠着乐此不疲 |
| [01:04.37] | 我这套combo是不是打的你措手不及 |
| [01:06.88] | 你闭着嘴没有人会把你当成哑巴 |
| [01:09.17] | 你一直吧啦吧啦吧啦反而像个傻瓜 |
| [01:11.67] | 看不出来别人厌恶的眼神还问别人咋啦 |
| [01:14.33] | 我真想一拳把你头给打扁人给打趴 |
| [01:26.36] | 我是阿基米德 想把你腿打成几折 |
| [01:31.15] | 你生气的样子好像只企鹅 |
| [01:34.01] | 就是希望能够别具一格 |
| [01:36.00] | 我是阿基米德 想把你腿打成几折 |
| [01:40.75] | 你生气的样子好像只企鹅 |
| [01:43.61] | 就是希望能够别具一格 |
| [01:55.18] | 我的猜想就是他们都来自东厂 |
| [01:57.37] | 需要得挨上一巴掌 |
| [01:58.46] | 才知道半壶水在响 |
| [01:59.77] | 虽然总有这种人来影响我的心情 |
| [02:01.91] | 他以为自己很精明 |
| [02:03.40] | 就是一只杠精灵 |
| [02:04.57] | 哦哟 你看他的样子是气急败坏 |
| [02:06.87] | 说些话来真的是奇奇怪怪 |
| [02:09.37] | 写首歌送给你你千万不要意外 |
| [02:11.72] | 我是阿基米德你就是那东方不败 |
| [02:14.17] | 不要说我不给你机会 |
| [02:15.34] | 那张嘴想给你撕个稀碎 |
| [02:16.56] | 把你的所有念头给击溃 |
| [02:17.78] | 全部揉碎装进衣柜 你放心 所有杠精 |
| [02:20.28] | 我喂他们黄金棒冰 |
| [02:21.60] | 把他们捶成胖丁 |
| [02:22.57] | 蹲在一旁给我旁听 |
| [02:24.05] | 我是阿基米德你有啥子跟我比的站在那儿等着被洗刷 |
| [02:27.26] | 妈妈救命我要找JC劝你看一下思想品德 |
| [02:29.71] | 你的愚蠢可不是巧合 |
| [02:31.10] | 真想看看是不是你的智商掉进了沼泽 |
| [02:42.92] | 你这么会杠真的该去打麻将 |
| [02:45.31] | 我说明天要降温 |
| [02:46.54] | 它说温度要上升 |
| [02:47.66] | 我说这条路限速只能80 |
| [02:50.11] | 它说老子就是要飙车到人没得 |
| [02:52.50] | 你恶 我想问哈孟婆汤好不好吃 |
| [02:54.86] | 辣不辣 |
| [02:55.78] | 我劝你做人最好还是多点划刷 |
| [02:57.45] | 你要是不杠我们还能喝瓶江小白 |
| [02:59.71] | 我就是想做新一代的阿基米德 |
| [03:02.41] | 有人问我为啥总写些社会现象 |
| [03:04.34] | 因为我独具慧眼早已看透现状 |
| [03:06.84] | 现在脚崴了没有办法再做变相 |
| [03:09.19] | 或许我更应该关心自己的手机电量 |
| [03:11.53] | 我发现一个新的原理叫做杠精原理 |
| [03:14.12] | 这个原理适用所有无知群体 |
| [03:16.47] | 我发表新的论文马上要开盛大典礼 |
| [03:18.91] | 要把所有faker杠精全部打到谷底 |
| [03:21.25] | 不要说我骂的太狠 我看的太准 |
| [03:23.60] | 那些杠精太蠢 要是伤到心就请你快滚 |
| [03:26.10] | 我是真的觉得你有点病的不轻 |
| [03:28.54] | 给你一个台阶一个机会让你改过自新 |
| [03:30.88] | 我总是这么大度的情不自禁 |
| [03:33.23] | 你最应该学的叫做沉默是金 |
| [03:35.98] | 我是阿基米德 想把你腿打成几折 |
| [03:40.82] | 你生气的样子好像只企鹅 |
| [03:43.48] | 就是希望能够别具一格 |
| [03:45.62] | 我是阿基米德 想把你腿打成几折 |
| [03:50.31] | 你生气的样子好像只企鹅 |
| [03:52.91] | 就是希望能够别具一格 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Nauy |
| [00:00.525] | zuo qu : Nauy |
| [00:01.50] | bian qu: Nauy |
| [00:04.00] | wei: wei wei wei zuo tian wo kan le na ge dian ying de shou ying hao hao kan o |
| [00:08.38] | sheng: na er jiu hao kan ma dian dou bu hao kan |
| [00:11.03] | wei: a bu hao kan a ni sha zi shi hou qu kan de o |
| [00:14.92] | sheng: an.. wo hai mei kan lie |
| [00:16.85] | |
| [00:19.20] | gei wo yi ge zhi dian wo neng qiao qi zheng ge di qiu |
| [00:21.49] | dan shi ta lai gang ni hao xiang bu xu yao shen me ge li you |
| [00:23.93] | dui yu zhe zhong ren wo bu xiang you tai duo de qi qiu |
| [00:26.27] | ta wan quan kan bu chu lai wo yi zhi zai zhou zhe mei tou |
| [00:28.77] | shan de na bian hai de na bian you qun gang ling jing |
| [00:31.16] | ta men huo po bu cong ming zhang xiang ke pa you ji xing |
| [00:33.15] | xian zai wo yao wei suo you shou hai zhe da bao bu ping |
| [00:35.75] | suo you yin cang qi lai de gang jing wu suo dun xing |
| [00:38.36] | dou shuo lin zi da le sha zi niao dou you |
| [00:40.45] | dan shi ta lian niao dou bu xiang dang le ta xiang dang zhi gou |
| [00:42.89] | wo shuo yi ta shuo er wo shuo shi ta jiu yao shuo fou |
| [00:45.24] | wo shuo piao liang ta yao shuo chou |
| [00:46.92] | qing ni bu yao zai kai kou you know |
| [00:48.25] | jiu shi kan bu guan |
| [00:49.11] | bu liang feng qi tu ran de kuo san |
| [00:50.14] | zuo chu zui zheng que de jue duan |
| [00:51.37] | jiu suan wo shi gu jun zuo zhan |
| [00:52.69] | zui ai yin yang guai qi |
| [00:53.82] | na xue de xi yang guai pi |
| [00:55.19] | kuai qu jin tang mai yi |
| [00:56.15] | bu ran deng ni zuo yi dai bi |
| [00:57.59] | wo kan ni zhe ren de si xiang hao xiang chu le wen ti |
| [00:59.83] | wo men da jia dou shi huo zai zhe bian gang jin hun ning |
| [01:02.22] | kan ni gang zhe gang zhe gang zhe gang zhe le ci bu pi |
| [01:04.37] | wo zhe tao combo shi bu shi da de ni cuo shou bu ji |
| [01:06.88] | ni bi zhe zui mei you ren hui ba ni dang cheng ya ba |
| [01:09.17] | ni yi zhi ba la ba la ba la fan er xiang ge sha gua |
| [01:11.67] | kan bu chu lai bie ren yan wu de yan shen hai wen bie ren za la |
| [01:14.33] | wo zhen xiang yi quan ba ni tou gei da bian ren gei da pa |
| [01:26.36] | wo shi a ji mi de xiang ba ni tui da cheng ji zhe |
| [01:31.15] | ni sheng qi de yang zi hao xiang zhi qi e |
| [01:34.01] | jiu shi xi wang neng gou bie ju yi ge |
| [01:36.00] | wo shi a ji mi de xiang ba ni tui da cheng ji zhe |
| [01:40.75] | ni sheng qi de yang zi hao xiang zhi qi e |
| [01:43.61] | jiu shi xi wang neng gou bie ju yi ge |
| [01:55.18] | wo de cai xiang jiu shi ta men dou lai zi dong chang |
| [01:57.37] | xu yao de ai shang yi ba zhang |
| [01:58.46] | cai zhi dao ban hu shui zai xiang |
| [01:59.77] | sui ran zong you zhe zhong ren lai ying xiang wo de xin qing |
| [02:01.91] | ta yi wei zi ji hen jing ming |
| [02:03.40] | jiu shi yi zhi gang jing ling |
| [02:04.57] | o yo ni kan ta de yang zi shi qi ji bai huai |
| [02:06.87] | shuo xie hua lai zhen de shi qi qi guai guai |
| [02:09.37] | xie shou ge song gei ni ni qian wan bu yao yi wai |
| [02:11.72] | wo shi a ji mi de ni jiu shi na dong fang bu bai |
| [02:14.17] | bu yao shuo wo bu gei ni ji hui |
| [02:15.34] | na zhang zui xiang gei ni si ge xi sui |
| [02:16.56] | ba ni de suo you nian tou gei ji kui |
| [02:17.78] | quan bu rou sui zhuang jin yi gui ni fang xin suo you gang jing |
| [02:20.28] | wo wei ta men huang jin bang bing |
| [02:21.60] | ba ta men chui cheng pang ding |
| [02:22.57] | dun zai yi pang gei wo pang ting |
| [02:24.05] | wo shi a ji mi de ni you sha zi gen wo bi de zhan zai na r deng zhe bei xi shua |
| [02:27.26] | ma ma jiu ming wo yao zhao JC quan ni kan yi xia si xiang pin de |
| [02:29.71] | ni de yu chun ke bu shi qiao he |
| [02:31.10] | zhen xiang kan kan shi bu shi ni de zhi shang diao jin le zhao ze |
| [02:42.92] | ni zhe me hui gang zhen de gai qu da ma jiang |
| [02:45.31] | wo shuo ming tian yao jiang wen |
| [02:46.54] | ta shuo wen du yao shang sheng |
| [02:47.66] | wo shuo zhe tiao lu xian su zhi neng 80 |
| [02:50.11] | ta shuo lao zi jiu shi yao biao che dao ren mei de |
| [02:52.50] | ni e wo xiang wen ha meng po tang hao bu hao chi |
| [02:54.86] | la bu la |
| [02:55.78] | wo quan ni zuo ren zui hao huan shi duo dian hua shua |
| [02:57.45] | ni yao shi bu gang wo men hai neng he ping jiang xiao bai |
| [02:59.71] | wo jiu shi xiang zuo xin yi dai de a ji mi de |
| [03:02.41] | you ren wen wo wei sha zong xie xie she hui xian xiang |
| [03:04.34] | yin wei wo du ju hui yan zao yi kan tou xian zhuang |
| [03:06.84] | xian zai jiao wai le mei you ban fa zai zuo bian xiang |
| [03:09.19] | huo xu wo geng ying gai guan xin zi ji de shou ji dian liang |
| [03:11.53] | wo fa xian yi ge xin de yuan li jiao zuo gang jing yuan li |
| [03:14.12] | zhe ge yuan li shi yong suo you wu zhi qun ti |
| [03:16.47] | wo fa biao xin de lun wen ma shang yao kai sheng da dian li |
| [03:18.91] | yao ba suo you faker gang jing quan bu da dao gu di |
| [03:21.25] | bu yao shuo wo ma de tai hen wo kan de tai zhun |
| [03:23.60] | nei xie gang jing tai chun yao shi shang dao xin jiu qing ni kuai gun |
| [03:26.10] | wo shi zhen de jue de ni you dian bing de bu qing |
| [03:28.54] | gei ni yi ge tai jie yi ge ji hui rang ni gai guo zi xin |
| [03:30.88] | wo zong shi zhe me da du de qing bu zi jin |
| [03:33.23] | ni zui ying gai xue de jiao zuo chen mo shi jin |
| [03:35.98] | wo shi a ji mi de xiang ba ni tui da cheng ji zhe |
| [03:40.82] | ni sheng qi de yang zi hao xiang zhi qi e |
| [03:43.48] | jiu shi xi wang neng gou bie ju yi ge |
| [03:45.62] | wo shi a ji mi de xiang ba ni tui da cheng ji zhe |
| [03:50.31] | ni sheng qi de yang zi hao xiang zhi qi e |
| [03:52.91] | jiu shi xi wang neng gou bie ju yi ge |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Nauy |
| [00:00.525] | zuò qǔ : Nauy |
| [00:01.50] | biān qǔ: Nauy |
| [00:04.00] | wēi: wèi wèi wèi zuó tiān wǒ kàn le nà gè diàn yǐng de shǒu yìng hǎo hǎo kàn ó |
| [00:08.38] | shèng: nǎ ér jiù hǎo kàn ma diǎn dōu bù hǎo kàn |
| [00:11.03] | wēi: a bù hǎo kàn a nǐ shà zǐ shí hòu qù kàn de ó |
| [00:14.92] | shèng: ān.. wǒ hái méi kàn liě |
| [00:16.85] | |
| [00:19.20] | gěi wǒ yí gè zhī diǎn wǒ néng qiào qǐ zhěng gè dì qiú |
| [00:21.49] | dàn shì tā lái gāng nǐ hǎo xiàng bù xū yào shén me gè lǐ yóu |
| [00:23.93] | duì yú zhè zhǒng rén wǒ bù xiǎng yǒu tài duō de qǐ qiú |
| [00:26.27] | tā wán quán kàn bu chū lái wǒ yī zhí zài zhòu zhe méi tóu |
| [00:28.77] | shān de nà biān hǎi de nà biān yǒu qún gàng líng jīng |
| [00:31.16] | tā men huó pō bù cōng míng zhǎng xiàng kě pà yòu jī xíng |
| [00:33.15] | xiàn zài wǒ yào wèi suǒ yǒu shòu hài zhě dǎ bào bù píng |
| [00:35.75] | suǒ yǒu yǐn cáng qǐ lái de gāng jīng wú suǒ dùn xíng |
| [00:38.36] | dōu shuō lín zi dà le shà zi niǎo dōu yǒu |
| [00:40.45] | dàn shì tā lián niǎo dōu bù xiǎng dāng le tā xiǎng dāng zhǐ gǒu |
| [00:42.89] | wǒ shuō yī tā shuō èr wǒ shuō shì tā jiù yào shuō fǒu |
| [00:45.24] | wǒ shuō piào liàng tā yào shuō chǒu |
| [00:46.92] | qǐng nǐ bú yào zài kāi kǒu you know |
| [00:48.25] | jiù shì kàn bù guàn |
| [00:49.11] | bù liáng fēng qì tū rán de kuò sàn |
| [00:50.14] | zuò chū zuì zhèng què de jué duàn |
| [00:51.37] | jiù suàn wǒ shì gū jūn zuò zhàn |
| [00:52.69] | zuì ài yīn yáng guài qì |
| [00:53.82] | nǎ xué de xī yáng guài pǐ |
| [00:55.19] | kuài qù jīn táng mài yì |
| [00:56.15] | bù rán děng nǐ zuò yǐ dài bì |
| [00:57.59] | wǒ kàn nǐ zhè rén de sī xiǎng hǎo xiàng chū le wèn tí |
| [00:59.83] | wǒ men dà jiā dōu shì huó zài zhè biān gāng jīn hùn níng |
| [01:02.22] | kàn nǐ gāng zhe gāng zhe gāng zhe gāng zhe lè cǐ bù pí |
| [01:04.37] | wǒ zhè tào combo shì bú shì dǎ de nǐ cuò shǒu bù jí |
| [01:06.88] | nǐ bì zhe zuǐ méi yǒu rén huì bǎ nǐ dàng chéng yǎ bā |
| [01:09.17] | nǐ yī zhí ba la ba la ba la fǎn ér xiàng gè shǎ guā |
| [01:11.67] | kàn bu chū lái bié rén yàn wù de yǎn shén hái wèn bié rén zǎ la |
| [01:14.33] | wǒ zhēn xiǎng yī quán bǎ nǐ tóu gěi dǎ biǎn rén gěi dǎ pā |
| [01:26.36] | wǒ shì ā jī mǐ dé xiǎng bǎ nǐ tuǐ dǎ chéng jǐ zhé |
| [01:31.15] | nǐ shēng qì de yàng zi hǎo xiàng zhǐ qǐ é |
| [01:34.01] | jiù shì xī wàng néng gòu bié jù yī gé |
| [01:36.00] | wǒ shì ā jī mǐ dé xiǎng bǎ nǐ tuǐ dǎ chéng jǐ zhé |
| [01:40.75] | nǐ shēng qì de yàng zi hǎo xiàng zhǐ qǐ é |
| [01:43.61] | jiù shì xī wàng néng gòu bié jù yī gé |
| [01:55.18] | wǒ de cāi xiǎng jiù shì tā men dōu lái zì dōng chǎng |
| [01:57.37] | xū yào de āi shàng yī bā zhǎng |
| [01:58.46] | cái zhī dào bàn hú shuǐ zài xiǎng |
| [01:59.77] | suī rán zǒng yǒu zhè zhǒng rén lái yǐng xiǎng wǒ de xīn qíng |
| [02:01.91] | tā yǐ wéi zì jǐ hěn jīng míng |
| [02:03.40] | jiù shì yì zhī gāng jīng líng |
| [02:04.57] | ó yō nǐ kàn tā de yàng zi shì qì jí bài huài |
| [02:06.87] | shuō xiē huà lái zhēn de shì qí qí guài guài |
| [02:09.37] | xiě shǒu gē sòng gěi nǐ nǐ qiān wàn bú yào yì wài |
| [02:11.72] | wǒ shì ā jī mǐ dé nǐ jiù shì nà dōng fāng bù bài |
| [02:14.17] | bú yào shuō wǒ bù gěi nǐ jī huì |
| [02:15.34] | nà zhāng zuǐ xiǎng gěi nǐ sī gè xī suì |
| [02:16.56] | bǎ nǐ de suǒ yǒu niàn tou gěi jī kuì |
| [02:17.78] | quán bù róu suì zhuāng jìn yī guì nǐ fàng xīn suǒ yǒu gāng jīng |
| [02:20.28] | wǒ wèi tā men huáng jīn bàng bīng |
| [02:21.60] | bǎ tā men chuí chéng pàng dīng |
| [02:22.57] | dūn zài yī páng gěi wǒ páng tīng |
| [02:24.05] | wǒ shì ā jī mǐ dé nǐ yǒu shà zi gēn wǒ bǐ de zhàn zài na r děng zhe bèi xǐ shuā |
| [02:27.26] | mā mā jiù mìng wǒ yào zhǎo JC quàn nǐ kàn yī xià sī xiǎng pǐn dé |
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