| [00:04.855][LYDIA:] |
Way back when |
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I was just ten |
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Simple and sweet |
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Everywhere fellas would stare |
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Out on the street |
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And I felt used |
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Kinda confused |
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I would refuse to look in their eyes |
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But now I really love creepy old guys! |
| [00:27.062][ALL:] |
We all do! |
| [00:28.356][BARBARA:] |
Gum disease |
| [00:29.668][DELIA:] |
Skin like grilled cheese |
| [00:31.239][LYDIA:] |
Saggy old asses! |
| [00:33.085][DELIA:] |
Saggy old asses! |
| [00:34.111][LYDIA:] |
It's cute and vile- |
| [00:35.407][DELIA & BARBARA:] |
"Hey baby, smile!" |
| [00:36.959][LYDIA:] |
To each girl that passes! |
| [00:39.776][LYDIA:] |
They make me blush! |
| [00:41.065][BARBARA:] |
Can't get enough! |
| [00:42.627][LYDIA:] Now one of 'em loves me, wants to be mine! [BARBARA AND DELIA:] |
That's right! |
| [00:46.272][LYDIA:] |
Marrying my own creepy old guy! |
| [00:50.213][BETELGEUSE:] |
I'm a creepy old guy! |
| [00:51.254][LYDIA:] |
My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy |
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I'm so happy I could cry! |
| [00:57.530][BARBARA & DELIA:] |
Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy! |
| [01:02.776][LYDIA:] |
My creepy old groom! |
| [01:04.104][BARBARA:] |
Creepy old groom! |
| [01:06.435][BARBARA & LYDIA:] |
Play that wedding tune |
| [01:08.780][LYDIA:] |
Hey folks, step aside! |
| [01:10.625][BETELGEUSE:] |
I am older, but I'm glad I waited! |
| [01:14.222][LYDIA:] |
'Cuz here comes the bride! |
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I am marrying my creepy old guy |
| [01:21.555][THE OTHERS:] |
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy |
| [01:25.757][LYDIA:] |
My creepy old guy! |
| [01:27.322][THE OTHERS:] |
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy! |
| [01:32.016][LYDIA:] |
Fix his hair, get him prepared |
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For Armageddon |
| [01:37.420][BARBARA:] |
Sure, the groom crawled out of a tomb- |
| [01:40.259][DELIA:] |
But hey, hey, it's a wedding! |
| [01:43.132][LYDIA:] |
So dim the lights |
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Pick up some rice |
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Say something nice! |
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It's my day to shine |
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I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy! |
| [01:53.525][BETELGEUSE:] |
It's showtime! |
| [01:54.819][BARBARA & DELIA:] |
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy |
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She's marrying a creepy old guy! |
| [02:01.320][CHARLES:] |
Have you guys seen "Lolita"? |
| [02:03.411] |
This is just like that, but fine! |
| [02:06.302][THE OTHERS:] |
Creepy old dude, creepy old dude |
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Our faith has been renewed |
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Now love is alive! |
| [02:18.429][LYDIA:] |
Wave your baby girl goodbye |
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I am walking down the aisle |
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I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by |
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I know that on the outside he's disgusting |
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And even on the inside, he's disgusting |
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But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right (Making it right, making it right!) |
| [02:43.204][LYDIA:] |
With my family by my side |
| [02:48.870][BETELGEUSE:] |
(Oh, this is fun I don't usually dance but oh well. A dance break on an album! Amazing!) |
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|
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O-M-G |
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Dressed to a "T" |
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Fancy and formal |
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I found me a wife |
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L'chaim! To life! |
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This is so normal! |
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I was ignored, but now, I'm adored! |
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'Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied |
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Give it up for my underage bride! |
| [03:35.441][THE OTHERS:] |
Here comes the bride, here comes the bride |
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God be glorified! |
| [03:41.704][ALL (INCLUDING BETELGEUSE AND LYDIA):] |
I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright |
| [03:47.361][LYDIA:] |
My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy |
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Doesn't he deserve a chance at life? |
| [03:54.666][BETELGEUSE:] |
Oh yeah, that's right! (Yeah, that's right!) |
| [03:58.343][LYDIA:] |
Let's make him alive! |
| [04:02.273] |
I am marrying my creepy old guy! |
| [04:06.156][THE OTHERS:] |
Guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy! |
| [04:14.048][BETELGEUSE:] |
I have chills! |
| [04:15.330][ALL:] |
Yeah! |