| Song | No Reason |
| Artist | Leslie Kritzer |
| Artist | Sophia Anne Caruso |
| Album | Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
| [00:02.269] | DELIA: The universe, |
| [00:03.764] | is more than just space with no end |
| [00:06.263] | LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! |
| [00:07.769] | Just think of the universe as a female best friend |
| [00:11.288] | And you can be like |
| [00:12.807] | "Hey, universe, what's happenin', girl?" |
| [00:16.301] | And she'll be like |
| [00:17.297] | "Oh, nothin'... just running the world." |
| [00:21.305] | And you'll be like, "what?" |
| [00:22.809] | And the universe will be like "I know! |
| [00:26.802] | You're on the right track, girl |
| [00:28.059] | I got your back, girl |
| [00:29.551] | I'm helping you grow” |
| [00:31.306][00:30.781] | |
| [00:31.804] | Think positive |
| [00:33.059] | Act positive |
| [00:34.553] | You are a child of the earth! |
| [00:39.305] | Life-coaching! Nailing it! |
| [00:41.557][00:40.783] | |
| [00:42.054] | Time to take command |
| [00:43.298] | You dictate the hand |
| [00:44.556] | The universe deals |
| [00:46.298] | Look! |
| [00:46.807] | Science makes no sense |
| [00:48.299] | Who needs evidence? |
| [00:49.556] | Go with your feels |
| [00:51.049] | I'm like a radio |
| [00:53.301] | Tuned to the stars |
| [00:56.808] | I found my frequency |
| [00:58.052] | Crystals speak to me |
| [00:59.315][00:58.796] | |
| [00:59.812] | LYDIA: What are they saying? |
| [01:00.808][01:00.301] | |
| [01:01.057] | DELIA: Buy more crystals! |
| [01:02.314] | Everything, everything happens for a reason |
| [01:06.057] | Be a beacon of light in the world |
| [01:08.310] | Put a little "alright" in the world |
| [01:11.556] | There are spiritual guides above |
| [01:13.310] | Look up and see 'em |
| [01:16.309] | Perception is reality |
| [01:18.810] | Just listen to the melody the universe sings |
| [01:23.810] | 'Cause everything, everything happens for a reason |
| [01:27.567][01:27.347] | |
| [01:28.066] | LYDIA: Gee, I hate to break it to you. |
| [01:29.558] | The universe is just the contents of time, |
| [01:31.809] | matter and space |
| [01:33.066][01:33.095] | |
| [01:33.315] | DELIA: Yeah. |
| [01:34.062] | LYDIA: Ninety-one billion light-years across |
| [01:35.816] | And the earth's a small place |
| [01:37.557][01:37.597] | |
| [01:37.850] | Where good people die |
| [01:38.833][01:38.855] | |
| [01:38.833] | DELIA: No— |
| [01:39.332][01:40.100] | |
| [01:39.581] | LYDIA: Yeah. |
| [01:40.090] | In famine and wars |
| [01:42.839] | The pacific islands are sinking |
| [01:44.582] | But negative thinking is hardly the cause |
| [01:47.580] | You think life is all unicorns and rainbows |
| [01:50.589] | 'cause you're bored |
| [01:52.380][01:52.655] | |
| [01:52.877] | And positivity is a luxury that few can afford |
| [01:57.879] | We're gonna die |
| [01:58.873] | Yes, you and I |
| [02:00.629] | In meaninglessness and alone |
| [02:05.130][02:05.689] | |
| [02:06.872] | DELIA: No no no! No! |
| [02:10.406] | One day you may wake up alone |
| [02:13.406] | LYDIA: Okay? |
| [02:15.409] | DELIA: 'cause your husband and his boyfriend |
| [02:16.652] | bought a boat |
| [02:17.150] | and then they sailed away to Rome |
| [02:18.655][02:17.660] | |
| [02:19.153] | LYDIA: That's specific. |
| [02:20.147] | DELIA: So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair |
| [02:22.650] | Talkin' to the walls 'cause there's no one there |
| [02:24.651] | And you have to buy a cat |
| [02:26.158][02:26.417] | |
| [02:26.404] | 'cause that's your last chance to have a family |
| [02:29.154] | Take it from me! |
| [02:32.402] | That your aging ass will have to believe that — |
| [02:35.151][02:35.412] | |
| [02:37.403] | Everything, everything happens for a reason |
| [02:41.656] | Put some more fun in the world |
| [02:43.649] | A little "i am still young!!!" In the world |
| [02:47.155] | Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em |
| [02:50.155][02:50.432] | |
| [02:50.651] | LYDIA: Is this still about me? |
| [02:52.174] | DELIA: 'cause everything, everything happens— |
| [02:53.912] | LYDIA: Sounds like terrible things can happen |
| [02:55.914] | Because the universe is random |
| [02:59.163] | DELIA: Yes, but- random for a reason! |
| [03:02.920] | LYDIA: No reason! |
| [00:02.269] | DELIA: The universe, |
| [00:03.764] | is more than just space with no end |
| [00:06.263] | LALALALALA! |
| [00:07.769] | Just think of the universe as a female best friend |
| [00:11.288] | And you can be like |
| [00:12.807] | " Hey, universe, what' s happenin', girl?" |
| [00:16.301] | And she' ll be like |
| [00:17.297] | " Oh, nothin'... just running the world." |
| [00:21.305] | And you' ll be like, " what?" |
| [00:22.809] | And the universe will be like " I know! |
| [00:26.802] | You' re on the right track, girl |
| [00:28.059] | I got your back, girl |
| [00:29.551] | I' m helping you grow" |
| [00:31.306][00:30.781] | |
| [00:31.804] | Think positive |
| [00:33.059] | Act positive |
| [00:34.553] | You are a child of the earth! |
| [00:39.305] | Lifecoaching! Nailing it! |
| [00:41.557][00:40.783] | |
| [00:42.054] | Time to take command |
| [00:43.298] | You dictate the hand |
| [00:44.556] | The universe deals |
| [00:46.298] | Look! |
| [00:46.807] | Science makes no sense |
| [00:48.299] | Who needs evidence? |
| [00:49.556] | Go with your feels |
| [00:51.049] | I' m like a radio |
| [00:53.301] | Tuned to the stars |
| [00:56.808] | I found my frequency |
| [00:58.052] | Crystals speak to me |
| [00:59.315][00:58.796] | |
| [00:59.812] | LYDIA: What are they saying? |
| [01:00.808][01:00.301] | |
| [01:01.057] | DELIA: Buy more crystals! |
| [01:02.314] | Everything, everything happens for a reason |
| [01:06.057] | Be a beacon of light in the world |
| [01:08.310] | Put a little " alright" in the world |
| [01:11.556] | There are spiritual guides above |
| [01:13.310] | Look up and see ' em |
| [01:16.309] | Perception is reality |
| [01:18.810] | Just listen to the melody the universe sings |
| [01:23.810] | ' Cause everything, everything happens for a reason |
| [01:27.567][01:27.347] | |
| [01:28.066] | LYDIA: Gee, I hate to break it to you. |
| [01:29.558] | The universe is just the contents of time, |
| [01:31.809] | matter and space |
| [01:33.066][01:33.095] | |
| [01:33.315] | DELIA: Yeah. |
| [01:34.062] | LYDIA: Ninetyone billion lightyears across |
| [01:35.816] | And the earth' s a small place |
| [01:37.557][01:37.597] | |
| [01:37.850] | Where good people die |
| [01:38.833][01:38.855] | |
| [01:38.833] | DELIA: No |
| [01:39.332][01:40.100] | |
| [01:39.581] | LYDIA: Yeah. |
| [01:40.090] | In famine and wars |
| [01:42.839] | The pacific islands are sinking |
| [01:44.582] | But negative thinking is hardly the cause |
| [01:47.580] | You think life is all unicorns and rainbows |
| [01:50.589] | ' cause you' re bored |
| [01:52.380][01:52.655] | |
| [01:52.877] | And positivity is a luxury that few can afford |
| [01:57.879] | We' re gonna die |
| [01:58.873] | Yes, you and I |
| [02:00.629] | In meaninglessness and alone |
| [02:05.130][02:05.689] | |
| [02:06.872] | DELIA: No no no! No! |
| [02:10.406] | One day you may wake up alone |
| [02:13.406] | LYDIA: Okay? |
| [02:15.409] | DELIA: ' cause your husband and his boyfriend |
| [02:16.652] | bought a boat |
| [02:17.150] | and then they sailed away to Rome |
| [02:18.655][02:17.660] | |
| [02:19.153] | LYDIA: That' s specific. |
| [02:20.147] | DELIA: So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair |
| [02:22.650] | Talkin' to the walls ' cause there' s no one there |
| [02:24.651] | And you have to buy a cat |
| [02:26.158][02:26.417] | |
| [02:26.404] | ' cause that' s your last chance to have a family |
| [02:29.154] | Take it from me! |
| [02:32.402] | That your aging ass will have to believe that |
| [02:35.151][02:35.412] | |
| [02:37.403] | Everything, everything happens for a reason |
| [02:41.656] | Put some more fun in the world |
| [02:43.649] | A little " i am still young!!!" In the world |
| [02:47.155] | Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze ' em |
| [02:50.155][02:50.432] | |
| [02:50.651] | LYDIA: Is this still about me? |
| [02:52.174] | DELIA: ' cause everything, everything happens |
| [02:53.912] | LYDIA: Sounds like terrible things can happen |
| [02:55.914] | Because the universe is random |
| [02:59.163] | DELIA: Yes, but random for a reason! |
| [03:02.920] | LYDIA: No reason! |