| WAKE UP! Miss toadstool, | |
| It is I, your one and only king, | |
| Bowser Koopa i'm a turtle as you see, a little slow and a little green. | |
| But on the whole | |
| I'd say, "Super duper." | |
| Princess Toadstool, | |
| I know you're frightened. (ooh ooh) | |
| But if you knew just why you're here... | |
| Your fear would just be heightened! | |
| So lets just say, | |
| Ignorance is bliss. | |
| Oh well, I hate to be a bummer... | |
| I brought you here to bring me plumbers. | |
| You know those brothers oh what's their names? | |
| Oh yes! Mario, and | |
| Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queezy. | |
| I'd like to take that monkey wrench. | |
| I'd play my own game. | |
| Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided. (ooh ooh) | |
| I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good | |
| Mario bait! | |
| I can't wait. | |
| Ignorance is bliss. | |
| With my magic books | |
| I'll shower those clumsy lizards with my power until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel. | |
| My only problem with these spells is that | |
| I know not what they tell so every hex leaves me perplexed and all | |
| I want are those plumbing fools. | |
| Princess toadstool, you're not so clever (ooh ooh) | |
| All your words are alphabet soup, but a picture tells it better. | |
| I'll say it again! | |
| Ignorance is bliss | |
| Haven't you heard? | |
| A picture's worth a thousand words | |
| You call yourself a princess, but you're a brainiac in a dress | |
| I can't believe you waste time with these books. | |
| You remind me of my kid sister. | |
| She read so much she got a blister. | |
| A big one! | |
| I mean big! | |
| On her brain! | |
| What a shnook! | |
| I'd like to get my hands. | |
| Just one time with a monkey wrench | |
| I'd fix their plumbing | |
| Princess Toadstool, | |
| I know you're frightened. (so misguided) | |
| If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened. | |
| Princess Toadstool, | |
| Your not so clever. (picture says it better) | |
| All your words are alphabet soup. | |
| A picture tells it better. | |
| For the last time! | |
| On second thought | |
| I think I've made my point. |
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