| Song | Dr. Kitch |
| Artist | Judge Dread |
| Album | Big Seven: The Best Of Judge Dread |
| 作曲 : Judge Dread | |
| I am not a qualified physician | |
| And I do not want to give this injection | |
| (x2) | |
| Dorothy's begging for trouble | |
| She is insisting I give her this needle | |
| Darling one thing I want you to know | |
| Don't blame me for where the needle goes | |
| I push it in, she pulls it out | |
| I push it back, she starts to shout: | |
| "Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, | |
| I can't stand the sight of your needle." | |
| She lied down in such a position | |
| It was difficult to give this injection | |
| She starts holding on to the needle | |
| Making me so uncomfortable | |
| I said 'darling, can't you be steady, | |
| I'm going to have it in very shortly' | |
| She said 'Dr. Kitch I am sorry, | |
| But the sight of the needle frightens me' | |
| I push it in, she pulls it out | |
| I push it back, she starts to shout: | |
| "Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, | |
| I can't stand the sight of your needle." | |
| She still wouldn't lie down quietly | |
| Constantly moving her body | |
| So I slap her in the face with vexation | |
| And go on giving the injection | |
| She screams 'Doctor stop it, I can't stand the pain, | |
| I don't think your inside the right vein' | |
| I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told, | |
| The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!' | |
| I push it in, she pulls it out | |
| I push it back, she starts to shout: | |
| "Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, | |
| I can't stand the sight of your needle." | |
| I pull it from the hole and start again | |
| I have the needle now in the right vein | |
| The needle's just in half an inch | |
| The stupid young lady start to flinch | |
| Suddenly she calls 'Doc it's working! | |
| I can feel the pennicilin going in' | |
| I said 'You silly fool, look what you do | |
| The needle's gonna break inside of you!' | |
| I push it in, she pulls it out | |
| I push it back, she starts to shout: | |
| "Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, | |
| I can't stand the sight of your needle." | |
| I am a qualified physician | |
| And I will give this injection | |
| (x2) |
| zuò qǔ : Judge Dread | |
| I am not a qualified physician | |
| And I do not want to give this injection | |
| x2 | |
| Dorothy' s begging for trouble | |
| She is insisting I give her this needle | |
| Darling one thing I want you to know | |
| Don' t blame me for where the needle goes | |
| I push it in, she pulls it out | |
| I push it back, she starts to shout: | |
| " Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, | |
| I can' t stand the sight of your needle." | |
| She lied down in such a position | |
| It was difficult to give this injection | |
| She starts holding on to the needle | |
| Making me so uncomfortable | |
| I said ' darling, can' t you be steady, | |
| I' m going to have it in very shortly' | |
| She said ' Dr. Kitch I am sorry, | |
| But the sight of the needle frightens me' | |
| I push it in, she pulls it out | |
| I push it back, she starts to shout: | |
| " Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, | |
| I can' t stand the sight of your needle." | |
| She still wouldn' t lie down quietly | |
| Constantly moving her body | |
| So I slap her in the face with vexation | |
| And go on giving the injection | |
| She screams ' Doctor stop it, I can' t stand the pain, | |
| I don' t think your inside the right vein' | |
| I said ' You little fool you wouldn' t be told, | |
| The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!' | |
| I push it in, she pulls it out | |
| I push it back, she starts to shout: | |
| " Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, | |
| I can' t stand the sight of your needle." | |
| I pull it from the hole and start again | |
| I have the needle now in the right vein | |
| The needle' s just in half an inch | |
| The stupid young lady start to flinch | |
| Suddenly she calls ' Doc it' s working! | |
| I can feel the pennicilin going in' | |
| I said ' You silly fool, look what you do | |
| The needle' s gonna break inside of you!' | |
| I push it in, she pulls it out | |
| I push it back, she starts to shout: | |
| " Dr. Kitch, you are terrible, | |
| I can' t stand the sight of your needle." | |
| I am a qualified physician | |
| And I will give this injection | |
| x2 |