| Earthling | |
| I love the way that you walk | |
| Earthling | |
| I love the way that you walk | |
| With your three little legs draggin' on the ground | |
| Now when you walk | |
| The people talk | |
| Earthling | |
| I love the way that you prance | |
| Earthling | |
| I love the way that you prance | |
| With your two little feet inches off the ground | |
| Oh you're so advanced | |
| You can even dance | |
| I guess I forgot | |
| Been 7000 years since I could walk that way | |
| C'mon show me how to play | |
| Yeah I must 'a forgot | |
| Now I have to know what makes you move the way you do | |
| I wanna examine you | |
| Earthling | |
| I love the way that you talk | |
| Earthling | |
| I love the way that you talk | |
| With just one little mouth you could blow up the world | |
| Now when you talk | |
| The people walk | |
| Yea I guess I forgot | |
| Now I have to know what makes you move the way you do | |
| I wanna examine you | |
| C'mere Earthling | |
| Let me take you aboard for awhile | |
| Let me just have a look | |
| I wanna examine you | |
| Now I put you here | |
| I just wanna see how you're doin' | |
| C'mon now pull 'em down and let me see | |
| Cough. Stick out your tongue and say, "Ah." | |
| Say what's a nice little being like you doin' on a dump like this? |