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Ooh, look at all this.pany.ing round tonight |
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Even Catherine O'Hara's.e by to say hello |
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You really wanna know? |
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Well, I'll tell you, |
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I might have to pour myself another little moonshine... |
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Here we go: |
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It was a sweet and frosty may |
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in the town of Thunder Bay |
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when Dale and Wendy Day went out to Sweetbrush Lake |
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they found a weeping willow, |
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sat down to do the Thunder Bay a go go |
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well the wind was real soft, |
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poor little Wendy just had to break |
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later on that month, Dale went for Pepper lunch |
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at the we're all in this together diner |
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the pea soup was fine, |
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the corncob on time, |
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chili dogs even finer |
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but the real reason was that Wendy was workin' counter |
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those two little kids just couldn't get enough of each other |
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Dale broke out like a man and said |
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Wendy I think I want to take your hand! |
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and make little children |
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and live beyond the sand |
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and with respect to the clouds and the colony of your eyes |
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that day we made love I'm gonna call our little child Amber Jones. |
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Hey supermodel set the rest of us free |
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there ain't no genie in the bottle |
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or in that magazine |
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hey supermodel |
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what's it like being pretty? |
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Now everyone knows |
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that if you're going to run a successful cafe |
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you have to hire the prettiest waitress. |
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Amber, turns out, |
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had been working at the Pepper lunch cafe |
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just like her mother did twenty years earlier |
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and it boils down to this very simple doctrine |
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given to her by Ralph Habbasham, the owner. |
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Ralph says the customer's always right |
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and the customers here are mostly men |
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and though it don't seem from table two to sixteen |
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all men do is dream |
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of falling in love just like women. |
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Now watching from table twenty |
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was a man from New York city |
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who was most impressed with Amber's poses. |
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He said .e over here missy |
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I got's a kinda proposition that is |
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if you're willing to listen. |
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Hey supermodel set the rest of us free |
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there ain't no genie in the bottle |
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or in that magazine |
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hey supermodel |
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Now she was just everywhere, |
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I mean little girls wanted to be like her, |
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little boys wanted to be with her. |
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Even mothers somehow altered their physique |
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just to be a little closer |
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to what Amber represented. |
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One day, Amber who likes the sweetbrush diner |
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where she used to work at |
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really missed those coconut cake cucumbers |
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and made out with a giant flesh missile on the top of her forehead. |
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Poor little Amber couldn't do a thing about it |
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and her poor career went |
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kinda downhill as the people outside her hotel room penthouse |
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cried out, |
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well you know what they cried out. |
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Hey supermodel set the rest of us free |
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there ain't no genie in the bottle |
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or in that magazine |
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hey supermodel |
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what's it like being a teen dream? |
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Shackles, shackles, shackles on my heart. |
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I loved you from the very first day from the start |
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but you left call it theft of the heart |
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bring me back the spark pretty girl, |
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pretty princess that is left |
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bright lights in the glitter, |
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the shine of the night dreamed of the city |
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cuz you dreamed of flight |
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but it's timber |
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watch these trees that are falling |
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pretty little princess with no one to call |
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it's a small town now girl |
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that doesn't seem so small |
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first love, fifth grade, first kiss at the mall |
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with me y'all check it with degree |
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bring it back upon the m.i.c. |
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cuz the man's on his knees |
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small town ways and the g's from the grade |
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bring me back sunny days |
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we's that praise haze |
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y'all tripping through the maze |
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everyday in the mind want the grape from the vine that was mine |
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[04:59.e back y'all to the very first day that we met |
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cuz I must call it theft |
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y'all protection and selection of my memory |
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poet on the mic with degrees saying please |
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princess y'all my supermodel girl |
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bring ya back pretty princess |
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cuz I like to rock your world one time |
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smooth sweet like wine |