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I woke up this morning |
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I had a scone and a large house blend |
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Then a little conversation |
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With my squirrel and chipmunk friends |
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I said I'm sick and tired of winter |
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And I wish that it was spring |
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Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing |
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And he sang: |
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Ooh child, what you think, the cold winter's gonna last forever? |
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Ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together |
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Outside |
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'Cause it's the First of May |
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First of May |
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Outdoor fucking starts today |
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So bring your favorite lady |
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Or at least your favorite lay |
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Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe |
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Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto |
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Grass below you, sky above |
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Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called |
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Fucking outside |
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I thanked him for the information |
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I cried a little when he flew away |
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Watched an episode of "The People's Court" |
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And I tried to plan my day |
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Called up my old lady |
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She wasn't home so I called my girl |
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Asked her if she'd like to join me as I entertain the world |
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I said: |
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Ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off |
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Ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off |
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Outside |
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'Cause it's the First of May |
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First of May |
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Outdoor fucking starts today |
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So bring your favorite lady |
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Or at least your favorite lay |
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Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe |
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Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto |
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Grass below you, sky above |
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Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called |
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Fucking outside |
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So we went to the park together |
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We were walking in the midday sun |
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Met all kinds of people |
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And we fucked everyone |
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Fucked a lady who sells ice cream |
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Fucked a man with a tan shar pei |
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Everyone who needed fucking, well, |
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They got fucked today |
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So come on, |
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Ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you |
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Ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you |
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Outside |
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'Cause it's the First of May |
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First of May |
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Outdoor fucking starts today |
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So bring your favorite lady |
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Or at least your favorite lay |
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Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe |
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Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto |
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Grass below you, sky above |
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Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called |
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Fucking outside |
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Fucking outside |
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Fucking outside |