| [00:15.19] | 我看过一个卡通片讲一个聪明小和尚叫一休桑 |
| [00:20.47] | 他妈妈是个王后却送他去学和尚而不是当皇上 |
| [00:25.55] | 他妈妈非常漂亮头发很长眼睛很亮和我妈妈一样 |
| [00:30.79] | 善良 善良 |
| [00:35.95] | 我妈妈教我说要学会动脑少说多想最重要还要善良 |
| [00:41.23] | 我今天告诉你希望你也可以从70变得天天向上 |
| [00:46.36] | 别生你妈妈的气 怨她没有教你 |
| [00:49.00] | 让大家骂你骂到铺街 还用板砖拍你 |
| [00:52.00] | 别生你妈妈的气 其实她也不是故意 |
| [00:54.43] | 嘿 我不怪你 我当你是兄弟 |
| [00:59.30] | EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK 来.. 老师疼你 |
| [01:14.98] | 每个人都要有个大脑就长在你的帽子里边 你摸摸看 |
| [01:20.34] | 头脑两边一边一个可以听到我说话的 那个叫做“耳朵” |
| [01:25.78] | 说话叫“SPEEK”！乱说就是RUBBISH！ |
| [01:28.23] | 不经过思考 不懂装懂 为了龌龊的目的 |
| [01:30.50] | 不尊重自己 不可理喻 请你给我 SHUT UP！ |
| [01:36.02] | 不要贪图利益 没义气 |
| [01:38.79] | 不要跟风飘在墙头 见风就说雨 |
| [01:41.30] | 不要怕 不要急 通过你自己的努力为你自己争气！ |
| [01:46.55] | 头脑用来思想 耳朵听讲 听懂这些以后 |
| [01:49.80] | 再听笔笔歌唱 |
| [01:51.93] | 头脑用来思想 耳朵听讲 听懂这些以后 |
| [01:55.26] | 再听笔笔歌唱 |
| [01:57.00] | 今天教你的 你不要忘记了 鼻子下面的那个不是只是用来说 |
| [02:07.13] | 今天教过的 你一定学会了 知道就是知道不知道要会思考 |
| [02:18.14] | 还有 要礼貌 要学会尊敬领导 学会服！ 服！服气！ |
| [02:22.85] | 学会服气 服气大佬 服气大佬 |
| [02:27.30] | 就像笔笔见了饼干不起立最起码撒个娇 |
| [02:30.40] | 笔笔见了小柯老师担心自己写歌写的 啊 呃…不是很好 |
| [02:38.28] | 笔笔见了亲 会给个SWEET SMILE |
| [02:40.94] | 笔笔打针 被护士骚扰 多谢蓉蓉姐姐见义勇为的那个拥抱 |
| [02:46.20] | 蓉蓉姐姐真好 不然屁屁不保 （哦？啊？跑题啦？哦，对不起对不起啊，我接着说啊） |
| [02:56.40] | 饼干是我领导 有时叫我小小 |
| [02:59.18] | 最爱喝酸奶 最爱吃煲仔 最爱打饱嗝 然后抬起头再憨憨的一笑 |
| [03:05.00] | 比较疼我不会骂我不会逼我学习怎么对他们说 |
| [03:09.60] | （我最怕这个了，嗯……） |
| [03:13.70] | 哦，对了，对了，今天说的不是这个，是教你们的，等我歇一下就继续啊 |
| [03:24.10] | 呃 ……… |
| [03:34.97] | end |
| [00:15.19] | wo kan guo yi ge ka tong pian jiang yi ge cong ming xiao he shang jiao yi xiu sang |
| [00:20.47] | ta ma ma shi ge wang hou que song ta qu xue he shang er bu shi dang huang shang |
| [00:25.55] | ta ma ma fei chang piao liang tou fa hen chang yan jing hen liang he wo ma ma yi yang |
| [00:30.79] | shan liang shan liang |
| [00:35.95] | wo ma ma jiao wo shuo yao xue hui dong nao shao shuo duo xiang zui zhong yao hai yao shan liang |
| [00:41.23] | wo jin tian gao su ni xi wang ni ye ke yi cong 70 bian de tian tian xiang shang |
| [00:46.36] | bie sheng ni ma ma de qi yuan ta mei you jiao ni |
| [00:49.00] | rang da jia ma ni ma dao pu jie hai yong ban zhuan pai ni |
| [00:52.00] | bie sheng ni ma ma de qi qi shi ta ye bu shi gu yi |
| [00:54.43] | hei wo bu guai ni wo dang ni shi xiong di |
| [00:59.30] | EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK lai.. lao shi teng ni |
| [01:14.98] | mei ge ren dou yao you ge da nao jiu zhang zai ni de mao zi li bian ni mo mo kan |
| [01:20.34] | tou nao liang bian yi bian yi ge ke yi ting dao wo shuo hua de na ge jiao zuo" er duo" |
| [01:25.78] | shuo hua jiao" SPEEK"! luan shuo jiu shi RUBBISH! |
| [01:28.23] | bu jing guo si kao bu dong zhuang dong wei le wo chuo de mu di |
| [01:30.50] | bu zun zhong zi ji bu ke li yu qing ni gei wo SHUT UP! |
| [01:36.02] | bu yao tan tu li yi mei yi qi |
| [01:38.79] | bu yao gen feng piao zai qiang tou jian feng jiu shuo yu |
| [01:41.30] | bu yao pa bu yao ji tong guo ni zi ji de nu li wei ni zi ji zheng qi! |
| [01:46.55] | tou nao yong lai si xiang er duo ting jiang ting dong zhei xie yi hou |
| [01:49.80] | zai ting bi bi ge chang |
| [01:51.93] | tou nao yong lai si xiang er duo ting jiang ting dong zhei xie yi hou |
| [01:55.26] | zai ting bi bi ge chang |
| [01:57.00] | jin tian jiao ni de ni bu yao wang ji le bi zi xia mian di na ge bu shi zhi shi yong lai shuo |
| [02:07.13] | jin tian jiao guo de ni yi ding xue hui le zhi dao jiu shi zhi dao bu zhi dao yao hui si kao |
| [02:18.14] | hai you yao li mao yao xue hui zun jing ling dao xue hui fu! fu! fu qi! |
| [02:22.85] | xue hui fu qi fu qi da lao fu qi da lao |
| [02:27.30] | jiu xiang bi bi jian le bing gan bu qi li zui qi ma sa ge jiao |
| [02:30.40] | bi bi jian le xiao ke lao shi dan xin zi ji xie ge xie de a e bu shi hen hao |
| [02:38.28] | bi bi jian le qin hui gei ge SWEET SMILE |
| [02:40.94] | bi bi da zhen bei hu shi sao rao duo xie rong rong jie jie jian yi yong wei de na ge yong bao |
| [02:46.20] | rong rong jie jie zhen hao bu ran pi pi bu bao o? a? pao ti la? o, dui bu qi dui bu qi a, wo jie zhe shuo a |
| [02:56.40] | bing gan shi wo ling dao you shi jiao wo xiao xiao |
| [02:59.18] | zui ai he suan nai zui ai chi bao zi zui ai da bao ge ran hou tai qi tou zai han han de yi xiao |
| [03:05.00] | bi jiao teng wo bu hui ma wo bu hui bi wo xue xi zen me dui ta men shuo |
| [03:09.60] | wo zui pa zhe ge le, |
| [03:13.70] | o, dui le, dui le, jin tian shuo de bu shi zhe ge, shi jiao ni men de, deng wo xie yi xia jiu ji xu a |
| [03:24.10] | e |
| [03:34.97] | end |
| [00:15.19] | wǒ kàn guò yí gè kǎ tōng piàn jiǎng yí gè cōng míng xiǎo hé shàng jiào yī xiū sāng |
| [00:20.47] | tā mā mā shì gè wáng hòu què sòng tā qù xué hé shàng ér bú shì dāng huáng shàng |
| [00:25.55] | tā mā mā fēi cháng piào liàng tóu fà hěn cháng yǎn jīng hěn liàng hé wǒ mā mā yí yàng |
| [00:30.79] | shàn liáng shàn liáng |
| [00:35.95] | wǒ mā mā jiào wǒ shuō yào xué huì dòng nǎo shǎo shuō duō xiǎng zuì zhòng yào hái yào shàn liáng |
| [00:41.23] | wǒ jīn tiān gào sù nǐ xī wàng nǐ yě kě yǐ cóng 70 biàn de tiān tiān xiàng shàng |
| [00:46.36] | bié shēng nǐ mā mā de qì yuàn tā méi yǒu jiào nǐ |
| [00:49.00] | ràng dà jiā mà nǐ mà dào pù jiē hái yòng bǎn zhuān pāi nǐ |
| [00:52.00] | bié shēng nǐ mā mā de qì qí shí tā yě bú shì gù yì |
| [00:54.43] | hēi wǒ bù guài nǐ wǒ dāng nǐ shì xiōng dì |
| [00:59.30] | EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK lái.. lǎo shī téng nǐ |
| [01:14.98] | měi ge rén dōu yào yǒu gè dà nǎo jiù zhǎng zài nǐ de mào zi lǐ biān nǐ mō mō kàn |
| [01:20.34] | tóu nǎo liǎng biān yī biān yí gè kě yǐ tīng dào wǒ shuō huà de nà gè jiào zuò" ěr duǒ" |
| [01:25.78] | shuō huà jiào" SPEEK"! luàn shuō jiù shì RUBBISH! |
| [01:28.23] | bù jīng guò sī kǎo bù dǒng zhuāng dǒng wèi le wò chuò de mù dì |
| [01:30.50] | bù zūn zhòng zì jǐ bù kě lǐ yù qǐng nǐ gěi wǒ SHUT UP! |
| [01:36.02] | bú yào tān tú lì yì méi yì qì |
| [01:38.79] | bú yào gēn fēng piāo zài qiáng tóu jiàn fēng jiù shuō yǔ |
| [01:41.30] | bú yào pà bú yào jí tōng guò nǐ zì jǐ de nǔ lì wèi nǐ zì jǐ zhēng qì! |
| [01:46.55] | tóu nǎo yòng lái sī xiǎng ěr duǒ tīng jiǎng tīng dǒng zhèi xiē yǐ hòu |
| [01:49.80] | zài tīng bǐ bǐ gē chàng |
| [01:51.93] | tóu nǎo yòng lái sī xiǎng ěr duǒ tīng jiǎng tīng dǒng zhèi xiē yǐ hòu |
| [01:55.26] | zài tīng bǐ bǐ gē chàng |
| [01:57.00] | jīn tiān jiào nǐ de nǐ bú yào wàng jì le bí zi xià miàn dí nà gè bú shì zhǐ shì yòng lái shuō |
| [02:07.13] | jīn tiān jiào guò de nǐ yí dìng xué huì le zhī dào jiù shì zhī dào bù zhī dào yào huì sī kǎo |
| [02:18.14] | hái yǒu yào lǐ mào yào xué huì zūn jìng lǐng dǎo xué huì fú! fú! fú qì! |
| [02:22.85] | xué huì fú qì fú qì dà lǎo fú qì dà lǎo |
| [02:27.30] | jiù xiàng bǐ bǐ jiàn le bǐng gān bù qǐ lì zuì qǐ mǎ sā gè jiāo |
| [02:30.40] | bǐ bǐ jiàn le xiǎo kē lǎo shī dān xīn zì jǐ xiě gē xiě de a è bú shì hěn hǎo |
| [02:38.28] | bǐ bǐ jiàn le qīn huì gěi gè SWEET SMILE |
| [02:40.94] | bǐ bǐ dǎ zhēn bèi hù shì sāo rǎo duō xiè róng róng jiě jie jiàn yì yǒng wéi de nà gè yōng bào |
| [02:46.20] | róng róng jiě jie zhēn hǎo bù rán pì pì bù bǎo ó? a? pǎo tí la? ó, duì bù qǐ duì bù qǐ a, wǒ jiē zhe shuō a |
| [02:56.40] | bǐng gān shì wǒ lǐng dǎo yǒu shí jiào wǒ xiǎo xiǎo |
| [02:59.18] | zuì ài hē suān nǎi zuì ài chī bāo zǐ zuì ài dǎ bǎo gé rán hòu tái qǐ tóu zài hān hān de yī xiào |
| [03:05.00] | bǐ jiào téng wǒ bú huì mà wǒ bú huì bī wǒ xué xí zěn me duì tā men shuō |
| [03:09.60] | wǒ zuì pà zhè gè le, |
| [03:13.70] | ó, duì le, duì le, jīn tiān shuō de bú shì zhè gè, shì jiào nǐ men de, děng wǒ xiē yī xià jiù jì xù a |
| [03:24.10] | è |
| [03:34.97] | end |
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