| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 聂禹 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 聂禹 |
| [00:20.55] | 编曲：聂禹 |
| [00:38.55] | 大热天的正午两点 |
| [00:41.41] | 一条咸鱼走在街上 |
| [00:45.14] | 双手插在裤兜 |
| [00:48.16] | 得意的吊儿郎当 |
| [00:49.98] | |
| [00:51.18] | 津津有味儿的嚼着块盐 |
| [00:53.63] | 有五仁月饼那么大 |
| [00:57.12] | 遇见熟人都问他 |
| [00:59.44] | 哥们儿你不齁得慌嘛？ |
| [01:01.62] | |
| [01:03.09] | 人有人的爱 萝卜青菜 |
| [01:05.60] | 石油大王 洛克菲勒你们认识吗 |
| [01:08.93] | 诶 就是那么巧 诶 我的偶像 |
| [01:11.30] | 他没事儿喜欢嚼点咸的 |
| [01:13.84] | |
| [01:15.16] | 翻身立命 |
| [01:17.22] | 你不打打台面那行嘛 |
| [01:20.89] | 皮带 盐巴 |
| [01:23.38] | 你看我 那叫一个高端 |
| [01:26.02] | |
| [01:27.16] | 头发坚挺 眼神悠闲 |
| [01:30.11] | 飞黄腾达 健身吃盐 |
| [01:33.04] | 唾沫淹死谁的质疑 |
| [01:36.08] | 一语到底包装设计 |
| [01:38.33] | |
| [01:39.10] | 戴副眼镜 嘴唇厚皮 |
| [01:41.85] | 洋洋洒洒 胸口夹笔 |
| [01:45.00] | 他们不懂 创业豪气 |
| [01:48.11] | 老实听着 聊天吹皮 |
| [01:51.15] | 只管外形 初中文凭 |
| [01:54.09] | 老婆孩子 自己找戏 |
| [01:58.64] | |
| [02:02.78] | 渡鸦从头顶飞过 |
| [02:05.51] | 口若悬河就又到了晚上 |
| [02:08.59] | 朋友问最近几个项目怎么样了 |
| [02:11.44] | 像他的装扮 金光闪闪的黄了 |
| [02:13.99] | |
| [02:14.82] | 当年立过的所有旗（Flag） |
| [02:17.37] | 现在全都宣告失败 |
| [02:20.50] | 这都还一天天的借了个车 |
| [02:23.41] | 特么 出去唬几个姑娘 |
| [02:27.19] | 看到越来越没人搭理丫的 |
| [02:28.61] | 又开始说认识那谁谁谁 |
| [02:31.49] | 诶 上能掏粪 下能抄袭 |
| [02:34.50] | 走个关系 倒个生意 |
| [02:37.10] | |
| [02:38.03] | 以后你们就都知道了 |
| [02:40.58] | 你们这些目光短浅的小老百姓 |
| [02:43.87] | 他自言自语 他始终坚信 |
| [02:46.49] | 但现在大家都等到快四十了好吗朋友 |
| [02:49.90] | |
| [02:51.09] | 真假迷离 |
| [02:55.83] | 现实梦境 |
| [02:59.94] | （说来也巧 当天晚上他就做了个梦） |
| [03:02.12] | |
| [03:02.75] | Fbi说他碱性过重 |
| [03:04.94] | 体内发现了外星物质 |
| [03:08.11] | 弄到美国去盖了个章在脑门儿上 |
| [03:10.71] | 从此以后就可以接收宇宙来的信号 |
| [03:14.09] | 白天看得见鬼 晚上瞄得到飞碟 |
| [03:18.49] | 透得出孕妇怀的是男是女 |
| [03:21.52] | 结果发现家里儿子不是自己的（哎） |
| [03:25.03] | 那叫一个混乱 |
| [03:31.96] | 诶 混乱！ |
| [03:34.59] | |
| [04:02.19] | 头发坚挺 眼神悠闲 |
| [04:04.99] | 飞黄腾达 健身吃盐 |
| [04:08.15] | 唾沫淹死谁的质疑 |
| [04:11.25] | 一语到底包装设计 |
| [04:14.12] | 摄影弹琴 香水高级 |
| [04:17.04] | 混堂锅盔 吃着家里 |
| [04:19.80] | |
| [04:20.16] | 戴副眼镜 嘴唇厚皮 |
| [04:23.07] | 洋洋洒洒 胸口夹笔 |
| [04:26.05] | 他们不懂 创业豪气 |
| [04:29.03] | 老实听着 聊天吹皮 |
| [04:32.14] | 只管外形 初中文凭 |
| [04:35.11] | 老婆孩子 自己找戏 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : nie yu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : nie yu |
| [00:20.55] | bian qu: nie yu |
| [00:38.55] | da re tian de zheng wu liang dian |
| [00:41.41] | yi tiao xian yu zou zai jie shang |
| [00:45.14] | shuang shou cha zai ku dou |
| [00:48.16] | de yi de diao er lang dang |
| [00:49.98] | |
| [00:51.18] | jin jin you wei r de jue zhe kuai yan |
| [00:53.63] | you wu ren yue bing na me da |
| [00:57.12] | yu jian shu ren dou wen ta |
| [00:59.44] | ge men r ni bu hou de huang ma? |
| [01:01.62] | |
| [01:03.09] | ren you ren de ai luo bo qing cai |
| [01:05.60] | shi you dai wang luo ke fei le ni men ren shi ma |
| [01:08.93] | ei jiu shi na me qiao ei wo de ou xiang |
| [01:11.30] | ta mei shi er xi huan jue dian xian de |
| [01:13.84] | |
| [01:15.16] | fan shen li ming |
| [01:17.22] | ni bu da da tai mian na xing ma |
| [01:20.89] | pi dai yan ba |
| [01:23.38] | ni kan wo na jiao yi ge gao duan |
| [01:26.02] | |
| [01:27.16] | tou fa jian ting yan shen you xian |
| [01:30.11] | fei huang teng da jian shen chi yan |
| [01:33.04] | tuo mo yan si shui de zhi yi |
| [01:36.08] | yi yu dao di bao zhuang she ji |
| [01:38.33] | |
| [01:39.10] | dai fu yan jing zui chun hou pi |
| [01:41.85] | yang yang sa sa xiong kou jia bi |
| [01:45.00] | ta men bu dong chuang ye hao qi |
| [01:48.11] | lao shi ting zhe liao tian chui pi |
| [01:51.15] | zhi guan wai xing chu zhong wen ping |
| [01:54.09] | lao po hai zi zi ji zhao xi |
| [01:58.64] | |
| [02:02.78] | du ya cong tou ding fei guo |
| [02:05.51] | kou ruo xuan he jiu you dao le wan shang |
| [02:08.59] | peng you wen zui jin ji ge xiang mu zen me yang le |
| [02:11.44] | xiang ta de zhuang ban jin guang shan shan de huang le |
| [02:13.99] | |
| [02:14.82] | dang nian li guo de suo you qi Flag |
| [02:17.37] | xian zai quan dou xuan gao shi bai |
| [02:20.50] | zhe dou hai yi tian tian de jie le ge che |
| [02:23.41] | te me chu qu hu ji ge gu niang |
| [02:27.19] | kan dao yue lai yue mei ren da li ya de |
| [02:28.61] | you kai shi shuo ren shi na shui shui shui |
| [02:31.49] | ei shang neng tao fen xia neng chao xi |
| [02:34.50] | zou ge guan xi dao ge sheng yi |
| [02:37.10] | |
| [02:38.03] | yi hou ni men jiu dou zhi dao le |
| [02:40.58] | ni men zhei xie mu guang duan qian de xiao lao bai xing |
| [02:43.87] | ta zi yan zi yu ta shi zhong jian xin |
| [02:46.49] | dan xian zai da jia dou deng dao kuai si shi le hao ma peng you |
| [02:49.90] | |
| [02:51.09] | zhen jia mi li |
| [02:55.83] | xian shi meng jing |
| [02:59.94] | shuo lai ye qiao dang tian wan shang ta jiu zuo le ge meng |
| [03:02.12] | |
| [03:02.75] | Fbi shuo ta jian xing guo zhong |
| [03:04.94] | ti nei fa xian le wai xing wu zhi |
| [03:08.11] | nong dao mei guo qu gai le ge zhang zai nao men er shang |
| [03:10.71] | cong ci yi hou jiu ke yi jie shou yu zhou lai de xin hao |
| [03:14.09] | bai tian kan de jian gui wan shang miao de dao fei die |
| [03:18.49] | tou de chu yun fu huai de shi nan shi nv |
| [03:21.52] | jie guo fa xian jia li er zi bu shi zi ji de ai |
| [03:25.03] | na jiao yi ge hun luan |
| [03:31.96] | ei hun luan! |
| [03:34.59] | |
| [04:02.19] | tou fa jian ting yan shen you xian |
| [04:04.99] | fei huang teng da jian shen chi yan |
| [04:08.15] | tuo mo yan si shui de zhi yi |
| [04:11.25] | yi yu dao di bao zhuang she ji |
| [04:14.12] | she ying tan qin xiang shui gao ji |
| [04:17.04] | hun tang guo kui chi zhe jia li |
| [04:19.80] | |
| [04:20.16] | dai fu yan jing zui chun hou pi |
| [04:23.07] | yang yang sa sa xiong kou jia bi |
| [04:26.05] | ta men bu dong chuang ye hao qi |
| [04:29.03] | lao shi ting zhe liao tian chui pi |
| [04:32.14] | zhi guan wai xing chu zhong wen ping |
| [04:35.11] | lao po hai zi zi ji zhao xi |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : niè yǔ |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : niè yǔ |
| [00:20.55] | biān qǔ: niè yǔ |
| [00:38.55] | dà rè tiān de zhèng wǔ liǎng diǎn |
| [00:41.41] | yī tiáo xián yú zǒu zài jiē shàng |
| [00:45.14] | shuāng shǒu chā zài kù dōu |
| [00:48.16] | dé yì de diào ér láng dāng |
| [00:49.98] | |
| [00:51.18] | jīn jīn yǒu wèi r de jué zhe kuài yán |
| [00:53.63] | yǒu wǔ rén yuè bǐng nà me dà |
| [00:57.12] | yù jiàn shú rén dōu wèn tā |
| [00:59.44] | gē men r nǐ bù hōu dé huāng ma? |
| [01:01.62] | |
| [01:03.09] | rén yǒu rén de ài luó bo qīng cài |
| [01:05.60] | shí yóu dài wáng luò kè fēi lè nǐ men rèn shi ma |
| [01:08.93] | éi jiù shì nà me qiǎo éi wǒ de ǒu xiàng |
| [01:11.30] | tā méi shì ér xǐ huān jué diǎn xián de |
| [01:13.84] | |
| [01:15.16] | fān shēn lì mìng |
| [01:17.22] | nǐ bù dǎ dǎ tái miàn nà xíng ma |
| [01:20.89] | pí dài yán bā |
| [01:23.38] | nǐ kàn wǒ nà jiào yí gè gāo duān |
| [01:26.02] | |
| [01:27.16] | tóu fà jiān tǐng yǎn shén yōu xián |
| [01:30.11] | fēi huáng téng dá jiàn shēn chī yán |
| [01:33.04] | tuò mò yān sǐ shuí de zhì yí |
| [01:36.08] | yī yǔ dào dǐ bāo zhuāng shè jì |
| [01:38.33] | |
| [01:39.10] | dài fù yǎn jìng zuǐ chún hòu pí |
| [01:41.85] | yáng yáng sǎ sǎ xiōng kǒu jiā bǐ |
| [01:45.00] | tā men bù dǒng chuàng yè háo qì |
| [01:48.11] | lǎo shí tīng zhe liáo tiān chuī pí |
| [01:51.15] | zhǐ guǎn wài xíng chū zhōng wén píng |
| [01:54.09] | lǎo pó hái zi zì jǐ zhǎo xì |
| [01:58.64] | |
| [02:02.78] | dù yā cóng tóu dǐng fēi guò |
| [02:05.51] | kǒu ruò xuán hé jiù yòu dào le wǎn shàng |
| [02:08.59] | péng yǒu wèn zuì jìn jǐ gè xiàng mù zěn me yàng le |
| [02:11.44] | xiàng tā de zhuāng bàn jīn guāng shǎn shǎn de huáng le |
| [02:13.99] | |
| [02:14.82] | dāng nián lì guò de suǒ yǒu qí Flag |
| [02:17.37] | xiàn zài quán dōu xuān gào shī bài |
| [02:20.50] | zhè dōu hái yì tiān tiān de jiè le gè chē |
| [02:23.41] | tè me chū qù hǔ jǐ gè gū niáng |
| [02:27.19] | kàn dào yuè lái yuè méi rén dā lǐ yā de |
| [02:28.61] | yòu kāi shǐ shuō rèn shi nà shuí shuí shuí |
| [02:31.49] | éi shàng néng tāo fèn xià néng chāo xí |
| [02:34.50] | zǒu gè guān xì dào gè shēng yì |
| [02:37.10] | |
| [02:38.03] | yǐ hòu nǐ men jiù dōu zhī dào le |
| [02:40.58] | nǐ men zhèi xiē mù guāng duǎn qiǎn de xiǎo lǎo bǎi xìng |
| [02:43.87] | tā zì yán zì yǔ tā shǐ zhōng jiān xìn |
| [02:46.49] | dàn xiàn zài dà jiā dōu děng dào kuài sì shí le hǎo ma péng yǒu |
| [02:49.90] | |
| [02:51.09] | zhēn jiǎ mí lí |
| [02:55.83] | xiàn shí mèng jìng |
| [02:59.94] | shuō lái yě qiǎo dàng tiān wǎn shàng tā jiù zuò le gè mèng |
| [03:02.12] | |
| [03:02.75] | Fbi shuō tā jiǎn xìng guò zhòng |
| [03:04.94] | tǐ nèi fā xiàn le wài xīng wù zhì |
| [03:08.11] | nòng dào měi guó qù gài le gè zhāng zài nǎo mén ér shàng |
| [03:10.71] | cóng cǐ yǐ hòu jiù kě yǐ jiē shōu yǔ zhòu lái de xìn hào |
| [03:14.09] | bái tiān kàn de jiàn guǐ wǎn shàng miáo dé dào fēi dié |
| [03:18.49] | tòu dé chū yùn fù huái de shì nán shì nǚ |
| [03:21.52] | jié guǒ fā xiàn jiā lǐ ér zi bú shì zì jǐ de āi |
| [03:25.03] | nà jiào yí gè hùn luàn |
| [03:31.96] | éi hùn luàn! |
| [03:34.59] | |
| [04:02.19] | tóu fà jiān tǐng yǎn shén yōu xián |
| [04:04.99] | fēi huáng téng dá jiàn shēn chī yán |
| [04:08.15] | tuò mò yān sǐ shuí de zhì yí |
| [04:11.25] | yī yǔ dào dǐ bāo zhuāng shè jì |
| [04:14.12] | shè yǐng tán qín xiāng shuǐ gāo jí |
| [04:17.04] | hùn táng guō kuī chī zhe jiā lǐ |
| [04:19.80] | |
| [04:20.16] | dài fù yǎn jìng zuǐ chún hòu pí |
| [04:23.07] | yáng yáng sǎ sǎ xiōng kǒu jiā bǐ |
| [04:26.05] | tā men bù dǒng chuàng yè háo qì |
| [04:29.03] | lǎo shí tīng zhe liáo tiān chuī pí |
| [04:32.14] | zhǐ guǎn wài xíng chū zhōng wén píng |
| [04:35.11] | lǎo pó hái zi zì jǐ zhǎo xì |
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