| Song | Why So Serious |
| Artist | J0KER |
| Album | Why So Serious |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : J0KER |
| [00:00.752] | 作曲 : J0KER |
| [00:01.504] | Alright, this song is for my haters and people who doubt me |
| [00:12.778] | Ayy, why you screaming like a monkey? |
| [00:15.785] | Oh ayy, why you yelling like a puppy? |
| [00:18.791] | Oh Ayy why you shouting like you’re crazy? |
| [00:22.049] | Oh ayy why you crying like a baby? |
| [00:25.303] | Why so serious? Why are you so furious? |
| [00:26.806] | you are dancing like the monkey king, the weirdest |
| [00:28.560] | This game is a puzzle it’s mysterious |
| [00:30.066] | Don’t be curious cuz you’re on the name list |
| [00:31.816] | Don’t pretend you are a scientist |
| [00:33.319] | Shut your mumble mouth go to see a dentist |
| [00:35.072] | He told me you talk like **** |
| [00:36.325] | That’s prolly why you can’t tell which word is |
| [00:38.329] | **** and Fack let’s list some facts |
| [00:39.831] | You got a dragon and tiger for your tats |
| [00:41.584] | Try to go to the gym but you’re still a fat a** |
| [00:43.088] | Tryna be a gansta but you look like brats |
| [00:44.841] | See? You always talk **** |
| [00:46.846] | Promise ****, do ****, even eat ****! |
| [00:47.847] | Oh man, stop! stop eating it! |
| [00:49.351] | You think it’s fun eating ****? |
| [00:51.105] | Can’t help you man, can’t help you anymore |
| [00:53.861] | You lick other’s toes? Oh that’s so poor |
| [00:58.897] | Now you’re being serious |
| [01:00.407] | You look hilarious |
| [01:00.901] | I know, people change |
| [01:01.905] | But that don’t mean you’re victorious |
| [01:03.906] | You’re mumbling kitata pikaka |
| [01:05.158] | Sound like chipmunks laughing hahaha |
| [01:06.911] | And nobody think your jokes are funny |
| [01:08.665] | Cuz I’m the joker the killer the teller the dealer |
| [01:10.167] | To amuse’em to kill’em to tell’em to sell‘em |
| [01:11.921] | Gotta write’em create’em type’em pay’em |
| [01:13.673] | And cops are scared cuz my jokes are now causing mayhem |
| [01:16.679] | You’re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy |
| [01:19.935] | You’re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua |
| [01:23.191] | You’re shouting like you’re crazy, drrrru drrrru |
| [01:26.450] | You’re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo |
| [01:29.456] | Yo cut it out, shush, you are talking too loud |
| [01:30.961] | I could kill you, torture you and take a bow |
| [01:34.154] | You ask me what I’m about |
| [01:34.660] | I would let you take my free ride and go straight to hell |
| [01:36.158] | Sooner or later there’s gonna be a tryout |
| [01:37.661] | Just between you and me it’s gonna be chaos |
| [01:39.164] | You can’t even open your mouth coward |
| [01:40.667] | Just stop stammering close you disgusting mouth |
| [01:42.172] | Cut the crap, please don’t call it rap |
| [01:43.676] | I’m gonna pull out my ak and do one tap |
| [01:45.681] | You’re gonna end up when taking a nap |
| [01:46.940] | And someone’s gonna make you neck snapped! |
| [01:48.691] | Don’t try to be me there’s still a huge gap |
| [01:50.443] | Like running in one direction without a map |
| [01:51.946] | Oh my god, why are you running like a fag? |
| [01:53.452] | It’s gon take you 10 minutes to run one single lap |
| [01:54.954] | You got a body won’t fit and a brain won’t start |
| [01:56.708] | Your balls are shining like two little stars |
| [01:58.210] | Harry Potter got a mark of his scar |
| [01:59.713] | You got **** on your pants when you start to fart |
| [02:01.465] | You look like the before picture |
| [02:02.969] | Oh and the birth control poster |
| [02:04.722] | Your birth certificate is an apology letter |
| [02:06.225] | From durex sent to your mother and father |
| [02:07.732] | Sincerely I don’t wanna comment |
| [02:09.484] | On your face, your appearance |
| [02:10.987] | But the haunted house do |
| [02:12.490] | Offer you a job at instance |
| [02:14.250] | I thought about you the whole day |
| [02:15.997] | When I was in the zoo |
| [02:17.499] | I would like to ask you how old are you |
| [02:19.004] | But I remember you can’t count to two |
| [02:20.509] | You’re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy |
| [02:23.764] | You’re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua |
| [02:27.019] | You’re shouting like you’re crazy, drrrru drrrru |
| [02:30.526] | You’re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo |
| [02:33.532] | God made Earth, God made the universe, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, well, we all made mistakes |
| [02:46.055] | Haha just kidding! |
| [02:47.559] | Why so serious? |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : J0KER |
| [00:00.752] | zuò qǔ : J0KER |
| [00:01.504] | Alright, this song is for my haters and people who doubt me |
| [00:12.778] | Ayy, why you screaming like a monkey? |
| [00:15.785] | Oh ayy, why you yelling like a puppy? |
| [00:18.791] | Oh Ayy why you shouting like you' re crazy? |
| [00:22.049] | Oh ayy why you crying like a baby? |
| [00:25.303] | Why so serious? Why are you so furious? |
| [00:26.806] | you are dancing like the monkey king, the weirdest |
| [00:28.560] | This game is a puzzle it' s mysterious |
| [00:30.066] | Don' t be curious cuz you' re on the name list |
| [00:31.816] | Don' t pretend you are a scientist |
| [00:33.319] | Shut your mumble mouth go to see a dentist |
| [00:35.072] | He told me you talk like |
| [00:36.325] | That' s prolly why you can' t tell which word is |
| [00:38.329] | and Fack let' s list some facts |
| [00:39.831] | You got a dragon and tiger for your tats |
| [00:41.584] | Try to go to the gym but you' re still a fat a |
| [00:43.088] | Tryna be a gansta but you look like brats |
| [00:44.841] | See? You always talk |
| [00:46.846] | Promise , do , even eat ! |
| [00:47.847] | Oh man, stop! stop eating it! |
| [00:49.351] | You think it' s fun eating ? |
| [00:51.105] | Can' t help you man, can' t help you anymore |
| [00:53.861] | You lick other' s toes? Oh that' s so poor |
| [00:58.897] | Now you' re being serious |
| [01:00.407] | You look hilarious |
| [01:00.901] | I know, people change |
| [01:01.905] | But that don' t mean you' re victorious |
| [01:03.906] | You' re mumbling kitata pikaka |
| [01:05.158] | Sound like chipmunks laughing hahaha |
| [01:06.911] | And nobody think your jokes are funny |
| [01:08.665] | Cuz I' m the joker the killer the teller the dealer |
| [01:10.167] | To amuse' em to kill' em to tell' em to sell' em |
| [01:11.921] | Gotta write' em create' em type' em pay' em |
| [01:13.673] | And cops are scared cuz my jokes are now causing mayhem |
| [01:16.679] | You' re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy |
| [01:19.935] | You' re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua |
| [01:23.191] | You' re shouting like you' re crazy, drrrru drrrru |
| [01:26.450] | You' re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo |
| [01:29.456] | Yo cut it out, shush, you are talking too loud |
| [01:30.961] | I could kill you, torture you and take a bow |
| [01:34.154] | You ask me what I' m about |
| [01:34.660] | I would let you take my free ride and go straight to hell |
| [01:36.158] | Sooner or later there' s gonna be a tryout |
| [01:37.661] | Just between you and me it' s gonna be chaos |
| [01:39.164] | You can' t even open your mouth coward |
| [01:40.667] | Just stop stammering close you disgusting mouth |
| [01:42.172] | Cut the crap, please don' t call it rap |
| [01:43.676] | I' m gonna pull out my ak and do one tap |
| [01:45.681] | You' re gonna end up when taking a nap |
| [01:46.940] | And someone' s gonna make you neck snapped! |
| [01:48.691] | Don' t try to be me there' s still a huge gap |
| [01:50.443] | Like running in one direction without a map |
| [01:51.946] | Oh my god, why are you running like a fag? |
| [01:53.452] | It' s gon take you 10 minutes to run one single lap |
| [01:54.954] | You got a body won' t fit and a brain won' t start |
| [01:56.708] | Your balls are shining like two little stars |
| [01:58.210] | Harry Potter got a mark of his scar |
| [01:59.713] | You got on your pants when you start to fart |
| [02:01.465] | You look like the before picture |
| [02:02.969] | Oh and the birth control poster |
| [02:04.722] | Your birth certificate is an apology letter |
| [02:06.225] | From durex sent to your mother and father |
| [02:07.732] | Sincerely I don' t wanna comment |
| [02:09.484] | On your face, your appearance |
| [02:10.987] | But the haunted house do |
| [02:12.490] | Offer you a job at instance |
| [02:14.250] | I thought about you the whole day |
| [02:15.997] | When I was in the zoo |
| [02:17.499] | I would like to ask you how old are you |
| [02:19.004] | But I remember you can' t count to two |
| [02:20.509] | You' re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy |
| [02:23.764] | You' re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua |
| [02:27.019] | You' re shouting like you' re crazy, drrrru drrrru |
| [02:30.526] | You' re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo |
| [02:33.532] | God made Earth, God made the universe, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, well, we all made mistakes |
| [02:46.055] | Haha just kidding! |
| [02:47.559] | Why so serious? |