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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) |
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My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady |
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Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) |
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My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady |
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Ahem.. excuse me! |
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Can I have the attention of the class |
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for one second? |
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[Eminem] |
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Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) |
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Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) |
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Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) |
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Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) |
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My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight |
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but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) |
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And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" |
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Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" |
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Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else |
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Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt |
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Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off |
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And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross |
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I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass |
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faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast |
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C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) |
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I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! |
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[Eminem] |
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My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high |
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The only problem was my English teacher was a guy |
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I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler |
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and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) |
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Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up |
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Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) |
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Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians |
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Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" |
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Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to |
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I just found out my mom does more dope than I do |
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I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper |
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Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) |
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You know you blew up when the women rush your stands |
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and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) |
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This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) |
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[Eminem] |
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Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) |
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Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! |
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I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die |
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I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive |
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Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide |
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I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) |
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All my life I was very deprived |
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I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide |
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Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) |
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I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) |
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When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits |
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HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!) |
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I lay awake and strap myself in the bed |
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Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) |
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I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) |
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And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) |
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Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had |
