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Woke up this morning put on my slippers |
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Walked in the kitchen and died and oh what a feeling! |
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When my soul went through the ceiling |
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And on up into heaven I did ride |
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When I got there they did say |
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John, it happened this way |
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You slipped upon the floor and hit your head |
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And all the angels say just before you passed away |
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These were the very last words that you said |
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Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground |
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No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up and pass me all around |
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Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes |
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And the deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size |
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Give my stomach to Milwaukee if they run out of beer |
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Put my socks in a cedar box just get "em" out of here |
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Venus de Milo can have my arms, look out, I've got your nose |
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Sell my heart to the junkman and give my love to Rose |
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Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground |
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No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up and pass me all around |
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Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes |
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And the deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size |
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Give my feet to the footloose, careless, fancy free |
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Give my knees to the needy don't pull that stuff on me |
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Hand me down my walking cane it's a sin to tell a lie |
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Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye |
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Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground |
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No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up and pass me all around |
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Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes |
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And the deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size |
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