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The movie wasn't really doing so hot |
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Said the new producer to the old big shot |
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Its dying on the edge of the great midwest |
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Sabu must tour or forever rest. |
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Hey look ma |
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Here comes the elephant boy |
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Bundled all up in his corduroy |
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Headed down south towards illinois |
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From the jungles of east st. paul. |
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His manager sat in the office alone |
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Staring at the numbers on the telephone |
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Wondering how a man could send a child actor |
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To visit in the land of the wind chill factor. |
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Sabu was sad the whole tour stunk |
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The airlines lost the elephant's trunk |
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The roadie got the rabies and the scabies and the flu |
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They was low on morale but they was high on. |