| Song | 99 Problems |
| Artist | Jay-Z |
| Album | The Hits Collection Volume One [International Version (Explicit)] |
| [00:01.48] | If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son |
| [00:03.89] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [00:05.76]Verse One] | |
| [00:06.21] | I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol |
| [00:08.10] | Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed |
| [00:09.76] | Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes" |
| [00:11.76] | I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those |
| [00:14.64] | If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos |
| [00:17.06] | You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough |
| [00:20.14] | I'm like **** critics you can kiss my whole asshole |
| [00:22.94] | If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward |
| [00:26.01] | I got beef with radio if i don't play they show |
| [00:28.93] | They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO |
| [00:31.41] | Rap mags try and use my black ass |
| [00:33.28] | So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, ****ers |
| [00:35.84] | I don't know what you take me as, |
| [00:38.11] | Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has |
| [00:39.93] | I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb |
| [00:43.89] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [00:45.83] | Hit me |
| [00:46.27]Chorus] | |
| [00:49.76] | 99 problems but the bitch aint one |
| [00:52.09] | If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son |
| [00:54.64] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [00:56.64] | Hit me |
| [00:57.27]Verse Two] | |
| [00:58.68] | The year's '94 and my trunk is raw |
| [01:00.61] | In my rear view mirror is the mother ****in' law |
| [01:02.80] | I got two choices y'all pull over the car or （hmmm） |
| [01:04.85] | Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor |
| [01:07.17] | Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay. |
| [01:09.61] | Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case |
| [01:11.62] | So I...pull over to the side of the road |
| [01:14.22] | I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?" |
| [01:16.99] | Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? |
| [01:19.61] | Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know |
| [01:22.02] | Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? |
| [01:24.59] | "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " |
| [01:26.84] | "Liscense and registration and step out of the car" |
| [01:29.28] | "Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" |
| [01:32.53] | I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit |
| [01:34.95] | "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" |
| [01:38.27] | Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back |
| [01:41.43] | And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that |
| [01:42.83] | "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" |
| [01:45.55] | "Or somebody important or somethin'?" |
| [01:46.85] | Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit |
| [01:49.94] | Enough that you won't illegally search my shit |
| [01:51.87] | "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" |
| [01:56.59] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [01:57.63] | Hit me |
| [01:57.68]Chorus] | |
| [01:57.72] | 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [02:04.39] | if you havin girl problems |
| [02:05.45] | i feel bad for you son |
| [02:06.46] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me |
| [02:07.76] | 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [02:09.53] | if you havin girl problems |
| [02:10.71] | i feel bad for you son |
| [02:12.02] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [02:18.21] | Hit me |
| [02:18.76]Verse Three] | |
| [02:19.23] | Now once upon a time not too long ago |
| [02:21.23] | A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe |
| [02:23.79] | This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy |
| [02:26.66] | But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me |
| [02:29.50] | I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord |
| [02:32.10] | Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform |
| [02:34.48] | You know the type loud as a motor bike |
| [02:36.91] | But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight |
| [02:39.64] | The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin |
| [02:42.44] | He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain |
| [02:45.06] | And there I go trapped in the kit kat again |
| [02:47.34] | Back through the system with the riff raff again |
| [02:49.88] | Fiends on the floor scratchin again |
| [02:51.90] | paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them |
| [02:53.45] | D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again |
| [02:57.05] | Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African |
| [02:58.66] | All because this fool was harrasin' them |
| [03:01.72] | Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin |
| [03:04.79] | But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun |
| [03:07.93] | I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one. |
| [03:09.96] | Hit me |
| [03:10.01]Chorus X3] | |
| [03:34.16] | |
| [03:43.18] | You're crazy for this one Rick |
| [03:44.47] | It's your boy |
| [00:01.48] | If you' re havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son |
| [00:03.89] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [00:05.76]Verse One] | |
| [00:06.21] | I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol |
| [00:08.10] | Foes that wanna make sure my casket' s closed |
| [00:09.76] | Rap critics they say he' s " Money Cash Hoes" |
| [00:11.76] | I' m from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those |
| [00:14.64] | If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos |
| [00:17.06] | You' d be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough |
| [00:20.14] | I' m like critics you can kiss my whole asshole |
| [00:22.94] | If you don' t like my lyrics you can press fast forward |
| [00:26.01] | I got beef with radio if i don' t play they show |
| [00:28.93] | They don' t play my hits i don' t give a shit SO |
| [00:31.41] | Rap mags try and use my black ass |
| [00:33.28] | So advertisers can give ' em more cash for ads, ers |
| [00:35.84] | I don' t know what you take me as, |
| [00:38.11] | Or understand the intelligence that JayZ has |
| [00:39.93] | I' m from rags to ritches niggas I ain' t dumb |
| [00:43.89] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [00:45.83] | Hit me |
| [00:46.27]Chorus] | |
| [00:49.76] | 99 problems but the bitch aint one |
| [00:52.09] | If you' re havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son |
| [00:54.64] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [00:56.64] | Hit me |
| [00:57.27]Verse Two] | |
| [00:58.68] | The year' s ' 94 and my trunk is raw |
| [01:00.61] | In my rear view mirror is the mother in' law |
| [01:02.80] | I got two choices y' all pull over the car or hmmm |
| [01:04.85] | Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor |
| [01:07.17] | Now I ain' t tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay. |
| [01:09.61] | Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case |
| [01:11.62] | So I... pull over to the side of the road |
| [01:14.22] | I heard " Son do you know why I' m stoppin' you for?" |
| [01:16.99] | Cause I' m young and I' m black and my hats real low? |
| [01:19.61] | Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don' t know |
| [01:22.02] | Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? |
| [01:24.59] | " Well you was doin fiftyfive in a fiftyfo' " |
| [01:26.84] | " Liscense and registration and step out of the car" |
| [01:29.28] | " Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" |
| [01:32.53] | I ain' t steppin out of shit all my paper' s legit |
| [01:34.95] | " Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" |
| [01:38.27] | Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back |
| [01:41.43] | And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that |
| [01:42.83] | " Aren' t you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" |
| [01:45.55] | " Or somebody important or somethin'?" |
| [01:46.85] | Nah, I ain' t pass the bar but i know a little bit |
| [01:49.94] | Enough that you won' t illegally search my shit |
| [01:51.87] | " We' ll see how smart you are when the K9 come" |
| [01:56.59] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [01:57.63] | Hit me |
| [01:57.68]Chorus] | |
| [01:57.72] | 99 Problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [02:04.39] | if you havin girl problems |
| [02:05.45] | i feel bad for you son |
| [02:06.46] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one hit me |
| [02:07.76] | 99 Problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [02:09.53] | if you havin girl problems |
| [02:10.71] | i feel bad for you son |
| [02:12.02] | I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [02:18.21] | Hit me |
| [02:18.76]Verse Three] | |
| [02:19.23] | Now once upon a time not too long ago |
| [02:21.23] | A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe |
| [02:23.79] | This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy |
| [02:26.66] | But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me |
| [02:29.50] | I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord |
| [02:32.10] | Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform |
| [02:34.48] | You know the type loud as a motor bike |
| [02:36.91] | But wouldn' t bust a grape in a fruit fight |
| [02:39.64] | The only thing that' s gonna happen is I' ma get to clappin |
| [02:42.44] | He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain |
| [02:45.06] | And there I go trapped in the kit kat again |
| [02:47.34] | Back through the system with the riff raff again |
| [02:49.88] | Fiends on the floor scratchin again |
| [02:51.90] | paparazzi' s with they cameras snappin them |
| [02:53.45] | D. A. tried to give the nigga shaft again |
| [02:57.05] | Halfamil for bail cause I' m African |
| [02:58.66] | All because this fool was harrasin' them |
| [03:01.72] | Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin |
| [03:04.79] | But ain' t nothin sweet ' bout how I hold my gun |
| [03:07.93] | I got 99 problems being a bitch ain' t one. |
| [03:09.96] | Hit me |
| [03:10.01]Chorus X3] | |
| [03:34.16] | |
| [03:43.18] | You' re crazy for this one Rick |
| [03:44.47] | It' s your boy |