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99 Problems Lyrics

Song 99 Problems
Artist Jay-Z
Album The Hits Collection Volume One [International Version (Explicit)]
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[00:01.48] If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:03.89] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:05.76]Verse One]
[00:06.21] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.10] Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
[00:09.76] Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
[00:11.76] I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
[00:14.64] If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
[00:17.06] You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
[00:20.14] I'm like **** critics you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:22.94] If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:26.01] I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
[00:28.93] They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
[00:31.41] Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:33.28] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, ****ers
[00:35.84] I don't know what you take me as,
[00:38.11] Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
[00:39.93] I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
[00:43.89] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:45.83] Hit me
[00:46.27]Chorus]
[00:49.76] 99 problems but the bitch aint one
[00:52.09] If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:54.64] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:56.64] Hit me
[00:57.27]Verse Two]
[00:58.68] The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
[01:00.61] In my rear view mirror is the mother ****in' law
[01:02.80] I got two choices y'all pull over the car or （hmmm）
[01:04.85] Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
[01:07.17] Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
[01:09.61] Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
[01:11.62] So I...pull over to the side of the road
[01:14.22] I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
[01:16.99] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
[01:19.61] Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
[01:22.02] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
[01:24.59] "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
[01:26.84] "Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
[01:29.28] "Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
[01:32.53] I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
[01:34.95] "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
[01:38.27] Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
[01:41.43] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
[01:42.83] "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
[01:45.55] "Or somebody important or somethin'?"
[01:46.85] Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
[01:49.94] Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
[01:51.87] "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
[01:56.59] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[01:57.63] Hit me
[01:57.68]Chorus]
[01:57.72] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:04.39] if you havin girl problems
[02:05.45] i feel bad for you son
[02:06.46] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
[02:07.76] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:09.53] if you havin girl problems
[02:10.71] i feel bad for you son
[02:12.02] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:18.21] Hit me
[02:18.76]Verse Three]
[02:19.23] Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:21.23] A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:23.79] This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
[02:26.66] But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
[02:29.50] I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
[02:32.10] Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:34.48] You know the type loud as a motor bike
[02:36.91] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:39.64] The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin
[02:42.44] He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
[02:45.06] And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
[02:47.34] Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:49.88] Fiends on the floor scratchin again
[02:51.90] paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them
[02:53.45] D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
[02:57.05] Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
[02:58.66] All because this fool was harrasin' them
[03:01.72] Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
[03:04.79] But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
[03:07.93] I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one.
[03:09.96] Hit me
[03:10.01]Chorus X3]
[03:34.16]
[03:43.18] You're crazy for this one Rick
[03:44.47] It's your boy
[00:01.48] If you' re havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:03.89] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one
[00:05.76]Verse One]
[00:06.21] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.10] Foes that wanna make sure my casket' s closed
[00:09.76] Rap critics they say he' s " Money Cash Hoes"
[00:11.76] I' m from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
[00:14.64] If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
[00:17.06] You' d be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
[00:20.14] I' m like critics you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:22.94] If you don' t like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:26.01] I got beef with radio if i don' t play they show
[00:28.93] They don' t play my hits i don' t give a shit SO
[00:31.41] Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:33.28] So advertisers can give ' em more cash for ads, ers
[00:35.84] I don' t know what you take me as,
[00:38.11] Or understand the intelligence that JayZ has
[00:39.93] I' m from rags to ritches niggas I ain' t dumb
[00:43.89] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one
[00:45.83] Hit me
[00:46.27]Chorus]
[00:49.76] 99 problems but the bitch aint one
[00:52.09] If you' re havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:54.64] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one
[00:56.64] Hit me
[00:57.27]Verse Two]
[00:58.68] The year' s ' 94 and my trunk is raw
[01:00.61] In my rear view mirror is the mother in' law
[01:02.80] I got two choices y' all pull over the car or hmmm
[01:04.85] Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
[01:07.17] Now I ain' t tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
[01:09.61] Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
[01:11.62] So I... pull over to the side of the road
[01:14.22] I heard " Son do you know why I' m stoppin' you for?"
[01:16.99] Cause I' m young and I' m black and my hats real low?
[01:19.61] Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don' t know
[01:22.02] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
[01:24.59] " Well you was doin fiftyfive in a fiftyfo' "
[01:26.84] " Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
[01:29.28] " Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
[01:32.53] I ain' t steppin out of shit all my paper' s legit
[01:34.95] " Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
[01:38.27] Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
[01:41.43] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
[01:42.83] " Aren' t you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
[01:45.55] " Or somebody important or somethin'?"
[01:46.85] Nah, I ain' t pass the bar but i know a little bit
[01:49.94] Enough that you won' t illegally search my shit
[01:51.87] " We' ll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
[01:56.59] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one
[01:57.63] Hit me
[01:57.68]Chorus]
[01:57.72] 99 Problems but a bitch ain' t one
[02:04.39] if you havin girl problems
[02:05.45] i feel bad for you son
[02:06.46] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one hit me
[02:07.76] 99 Problems but a bitch ain' t one
[02:09.53] if you havin girl problems
[02:10.71] i feel bad for you son
[02:12.02] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one
[02:18.21] Hit me
[02:18.76]Verse Three]
[02:19.23] Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:21.23] A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:23.79] This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
[02:26.66] But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
[02:29.50] I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
[02:32.10] Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:34.48] You know the type loud as a motor bike
[02:36.91] But wouldn' t bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:39.64] The only thing that' s gonna happen is I' ma get to clappin
[02:42.44] He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
[02:45.06] And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
[02:47.34] Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:49.88] Fiends on the floor scratchin again
[02:51.90] paparazzi' s with they cameras snappin them
[02:53.45] D. A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
[02:57.05] Halfamil for bail cause I' m African
[02:58.66] All because this fool was harrasin' them
[03:01.72] Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
[03:04.79] But ain' t nothin sweet ' bout how I hold my gun
[03:07.93] I got 99 problems being a bitch ain' t one.
[03:09.96] Hit me
[03:10.01]Chorus X3]
[03:34.16]
[03:43.18] You' re crazy for this one Rick
[03:44.47] It' s your boy
[00:01.48] If you' re havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:03.89] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one
[00:05.76]Verse One]
[00:06.21] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.10] Foes that wanna make sure my casket' s closed
[00:09.76] Rap critics they say he' s " Money Cash Hoes"
[00:11.76] I' m from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
[00:14.64] If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
[00:17.06] You' d be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
[00:20.14] I' m like critics you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:22.94] If you don' t like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:26.01] I got beef with radio if i don' t play they show
[00:28.93] They don' t play my hits i don' t give a shit SO
[00:31.41] Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:33.28] So advertisers can give ' em more cash for ads, ers
[00:35.84] I don' t know what you take me as,
[00:38.11] Or understand the intelligence that JayZ has
[00:39.93] I' m from rags to ritches niggas I ain' t dumb
[00:43.89] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one
[00:45.83] Hit me
[00:46.27]Chorus]
[00:49.76] 99 problems but the bitch aint one
[00:52.09] If you' re havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:54.64] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one
[00:56.64] Hit me
[00:57.27]Verse Two]
[00:58.68] The year' s ' 94 and my trunk is raw
[01:00.61] In my rear view mirror is the mother in' law
[01:02.80] I got two choices y' all pull over the car or hmmm
[01:04.85] Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
[01:07.17] Now I ain' t tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
[01:09.61] Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
[01:11.62] So I... pull over to the side of the road
[01:14.22] I heard " Son do you know why I' m stoppin' you for?"
[01:16.99] Cause I' m young and I' m black and my hats real low?
[01:19.61] Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don' t know
[01:22.02] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
[01:24.59] " Well you was doin fiftyfive in a fiftyfo' "
[01:26.84] " Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
[01:29.28] " Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
[01:32.53] I ain' t steppin out of shit all my paper' s legit
[01:34.95] " Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
[01:38.27] Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
[01:41.43] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
[01:42.83] " Aren' t you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
[01:45.55] " Or somebody important or somethin'?"
[01:46.85] Nah, I ain' t pass the bar but i know a little bit
[01:49.94] Enough that you won' t illegally search my shit
[01:51.87] " We' ll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
[01:56.59] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one
[01:57.63] Hit me
[01:57.68]Chorus]
[01:57.72] 99 Problems but a bitch ain' t one
[02:04.39] if you havin girl problems
[02:05.45] i feel bad for you son
[02:06.46] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one hit me
[02:07.76] 99 Problems but a bitch ain' t one
[02:09.53] if you havin girl problems
[02:10.71] i feel bad for you son
[02:12.02] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain' t one
[02:18.21] Hit me
[02:18.76]Verse Three]
[02:19.23] Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:21.23] A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:23.79] This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
[02:26.66] But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
[02:29.50] I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
[02:32.10] Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:34.48] You know the type loud as a motor bike
[02:36.91] But wouldn' t bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:39.64] The only thing that' s gonna happen is I' ma get to clappin
[02:42.44] He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
[02:45.06] And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
[02:47.34] Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:49.88] Fiends on the floor scratchin again
[02:51.90] paparazzi' s with they cameras snappin them
[02:53.45] D. A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
[02:57.05] Halfamil for bail cause I' m African
[02:58.66] All because this fool was harrasin' them
[03:01.72] Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
[03:04.79] But ain' t nothin sweet ' bout how I hold my gun
[03:07.93] I got 99 problems being a bitch ain' t one.
[03:09.96] Hit me
[03:10.01]Chorus X3]
[03:34.16]
[03:43.18] You' re crazy for this one Rick
[03:44.47] It' s your boy
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