| Song | Legs Larry At Television Centre |
| Artist | John Cale |
| Album | The Academy In Peril |
| 作词 : Cale | |
| OK, we're rolling, Q-gramms | |
| Closer from camera one | |
| Hold it, hold it | |
| That's nice, back a bit | |
| Camera two, cut to two | |
| Lovely, hold that, hold that, hold that | |
| Right, pan in on Ronnie then, come to Ronnie | |
| Watch the cello love, watch the cello | |
| Mind your boom – for blimey's sake | |
| OK, OK, lovely | |
| A little more rain, a little more rain | |
| Silly cow, smashed his make-up now | |
| Hold that, pan back, pan across, pan back | |
| Mind your boom, John, mind your boom | |
| Blimey | |
| Oh, a bit more echo there, lovely, lovely | |
| Hold that, hold that | |
| OK, pan back, pan back | |
| Sweep across now, sweep for all your worth, love | |
| Twistle around, lovely | |
| Oh, this silly cook | |
| Who's spilled brandy on his trouser suit now? | |
| Rool down, close shot, get his leg in, that's right | |
| Cut to the cello | |
| Lovely, hold it, that's very nice, very nice | |
| Oh | |
| Keep the rain coming, Vera, keep the rain coming | |
| Pan across, pan back, hold it | |
| Now go in for the kill | |
| It does look nice in this light | |
| Yes, it's worked out very well, very very well | |
| The whole thing's bloody mad, if you ask me | |
| Oh, this silly crone, no | |
| Right, roll the captions, roll the captions | |
| Where is he? |
| zuò cí : Cale | |
| OK, we' re rolling, Qgramms | |
| Closer from camera one | |
| Hold it, hold it | |
| That' s nice, back a bit | |
| Camera two, cut to two | |
| Lovely, hold that, hold that, hold that | |
| Right, pan in on Ronnie then, come to Ronnie | |
| Watch the cello love, watch the cello | |
| Mind your boom for blimey' s sake | |
| OK, OK, lovely | |
| A little more rain, a little more rain | |
| Silly cow, smashed his makeup now | |
| Hold that, pan back, pan across, pan back | |
| Mind your boom, John, mind your boom | |
| Blimey | |
| Oh, a bit more echo there, lovely, lovely | |
| Hold that, hold that | |
| OK, pan back, pan back | |
| Sweep across now, sweep for all your worth, love | |
| Twistle around, lovely | |
| Oh, this silly cook | |
| Who' s spilled brandy on his trouser suit now? | |
| Rool down, close shot, get his leg in, that' s right | |
| Cut to the cello | |
| Lovely, hold it, that' s very nice, very nice | |
| Oh | |
| Keep the rain coming, Vera, keep the rain coming | |
| Pan across, pan back, hold it | |
| Now go in for the kill | |
| It does look nice in this light | |
| Yes, it' s worked out very well, very very well | |
| The whole thing' s bloody mad, if you ask me | |
| Oh, this silly crone, no | |
| Right, roll the captions, roll the captions | |
| Where is he? |