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He said; |
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"What's the use, |
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In going to the shop when, there is, |
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Government juicing my tap. |
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Come sit on my lap, I'll show you a good time without spending my cash, |
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'cause I'm not flash." |
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I said; |
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"I don't want a rich man, |
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I don't want a poor man either. |
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I don't want hot boy, |
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But I don't want a cold boy neither." |
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Is it to much to ask; |
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For somebody decent? |
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Something that might last, |
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For more than an evening? |
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Is there a potion, |
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That I can motion, |
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A magic stick, where I can cast my spell? |
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And get rid of the dates from hell. |
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The dates from hell. |
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He said; |
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"I'm a gentleman, I'll buy you dinner, |
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And take you to the pictures." |
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Before I could ask what film, |
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His hands were in my knickers. |
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I slapped him round the face, said; |
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"You're 26, not a horny teenage kid" |
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He chucked my out his car, |
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And shouted "frigid". |
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And I said; |
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"I don't want a rich man, |
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But I don't want a poor man either. |
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I don't want a genious, |
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But I don't want an idiot neither." |
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Is it to much to ask; |
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For somebody decent? |
|
Something that might last, |
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For more than an evening? |
|
Is there a potion, |
|
That I can motion, |
|
A magic stick, where I can cast my spell? |
|
And get rid of the dates from hell. |
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The dates from hell. |
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The dates from hell. |
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The dates from hell. |
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We've all had them; |
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These dates. |
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These dates from hell. |
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We all hate them; |
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These dates, |
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These dates are not very swell; |
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These dates, from hell. |
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Is it to much to ask; |
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For somebody decent? |
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Is there a potion, |
|
That I can motion? |
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A magic stick, where I can cast my spell? |
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And get rid of the dates from hell. |
