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Mother doesn't go out any more |
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Just sits at home and rolls her spastic eyes |
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But every weekend through the door |
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Come words of wisdom from the world outside |
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If you want to know about the bishop and the actress |
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If you want to know how to be a star |
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If you want to know about the stains on the mattress |
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You can read it in the sunday papers, sunday papers |
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Mother's wheelchair stays out in the hall |
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Why should she go out when the tv's on |
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Whatever moves beyond these walls |
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She'll know the facts when sunday comes along |
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If you want to know about the man gone bonkers |
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If you want to know how to play guitar |
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If you want to know about the other suckers |
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You can read it in the sunday papers, read it in the sunday papers |
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Sunday papers don't ask no questions |
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Sunday papers don't get no lies |
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Sunday papers don't raise objection |
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Sunday papers don't got no eyes |
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Brother's heading that way now i guess |
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He just read something made his face turn blue |
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Well i got nothing against the press |
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They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true |
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If you want to know about the gay politician |
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If you want to know how to drive your car |
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If you want to know about the new sex position |
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You can read it in the sunday papers, read it in the sunday papers |
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Sunday papers don't ask no questions |
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Sunday papers don't get no lies |
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Sunday papers don't raise objection |
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Sunday papers don't got no eyes |
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Sunday papers don't ask no questions |
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Sunday papers don't get no lies |
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Sunday papers don't raise objection |
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Sunday papers don't got no eyes |
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Read all about it, sunday papers |