| Song | The East River |
| Artist | Jeffrey Lewis |
| Album | The Last Time I Did Acid I Went Insane |
| 作曲 : Lewis | |
| If I had a girl on 9th avenue | |
| I know exactly what she would do | |
| She would wander at dawn look around At folks | |
| Find someone better looking who tells Better jokes | |
| And then she'd leave me and I'd walk Back east alone | |
| 9 8 7th avenue | |
| Now I'm crossing Madison | |
| Sobbing on Park Avenue | |
| Feeling bad on Lexington | |
| 3 2 1st avenue | |
| Going east with the wind | |
| Cross the FDR to the east river | |
| Fall right in | |
| And if I had a girl on 10th avenue | |
| I know exactly what she would do | |
| She would wander at day look at all the Guys | |
| Find someone who'se read more books And has bluer eyes | |
| And then she'd leave me and I'd walk Back east alone | |
| 9 8 7th avenue | |
| Now I'm crossing Madison | |
| Sobbing on Park Avenue | |
| Feeling bad on Lexington | |
| 3 2 1st avenue | |
| Going east with the wind | |
| Cross the FDR to the east river | |
| Fall right in | |
| And if I had a girl on 11th avenue | |
| I know exactly what she would do | |
| She would wander at night hang around At bars | |
| Find someone who draws better and Plays prettier guitar | |
| And then she'd leave me and I'd walk Back east alone | |
| 9 8 7th avenue | |
| Now I'm crossing Madison | |
| Sobbing on Park Avenue | |
| Feeling bad on Lexington | |
| 3 2 1st avenue | |
| Going east with the wind | |
| Cross the FDR to the east river | |
| Throw myself in | |
| Until the scum in the east river would Drown me | |
| The phlegm and rotten rats would Surround me | |
| The shattered cars at the bottom all Around me | |
| Until I was just another scum in the East river | |
| And when I become the scum it's my Job to drown | |
| The pathetic hopes and failures of the Next unloved clown | |
| Though maybe it would be a girl and We could become scum together | |
| Decompose as the river flows | |
| Become one scum together | |
| Become one forever | |
| One bloated rotten putrid scum forever | |
| 9 8 7th avenue | |
| Now I'm crossing Madison | |
| Sobbing on Park Avenue | |
| Feeling bad on Lexington | |
| 3 2 1st avenue | |
| Going east with the wind | |
| Cross the FDR to the east river | |
| Fall right in |
| zuò qǔ : Lewis | |
| If I had a girl on 9th avenue | |
| I know exactly what she would do | |
| She would wander at dawn look around At folks | |
| Find someone better looking who tells Better jokes | |
| And then she' d leave me and I' d walk Back east alone | |
| 9 8 7th avenue | |
| Now I' m crossing Madison | |
| Sobbing on Park Avenue | |
| Feeling bad on Lexington | |
| 3 2 1st avenue | |
| Going east with the wind | |
| Cross the FDR to the east river | |
| Fall right in | |
| And if I had a girl on 10th avenue | |
| I know exactly what she would do | |
| She would wander at day look at all the Guys | |
| Find someone who' se read more books And has bluer eyes | |
| And then she' d leave me and I' d walk Back east alone | |
| 9 8 7th avenue | |
| Now I' m crossing Madison | |
| Sobbing on Park Avenue | |
| Feeling bad on Lexington | |
| 3 2 1st avenue | |
| Going east with the wind | |
| Cross the FDR to the east river | |
| Fall right in | |
| And if I had a girl on 11th avenue | |
| I know exactly what she would do | |
| She would wander at night hang around At bars | |
| Find someone who draws better and Plays prettier guitar | |
| And then she' d leave me and I' d walk Back east alone | |
| 9 8 7th avenue | |
| Now I' m crossing Madison | |
| Sobbing on Park Avenue | |
| Feeling bad on Lexington | |
| 3 2 1st avenue | |
| Going east with the wind | |
| Cross the FDR to the east river | |
| Throw myself in | |
| Until the scum in the east river would Drown me | |
| The phlegm and rotten rats would Surround me | |
| The shattered cars at the bottom all Around me | |
| Until I was just another scum in the East river | |
| And when I become the scum it' s my Job to drown | |
| The pathetic hopes and failures of the Next unloved clown | |
| Though maybe it would be a girl and We could become scum together | |
| Decompose as the river flows | |
| Become one scum together | |
| Become one forever | |
| One bloated rotten putrid scum forever | |
| 9 8 7th avenue | |
| Now I' m crossing Madison | |
| Sobbing on Park Avenue | |
| Feeling bad on Lexington | |
| 3 2 1st avenue | |
| Going east with the wind | |
| Cross the FDR to the east river | |
| Fall right in |