| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 彭靖文 |
| [00:00.547] | 作曲 : 彭靖文 |
| [00:01.95] | 喂妈咪。 |
| [00:03.27] | 我今晚唔返嚟食饭啦。 |
| [00:07.05] | ……冇拖拍吖……系加班吖…… |
| [00:12.54] | |
| [00:39.23] | VERSE： |
| [00:39.23] | “一个人 半夜三更外环路飞车”? |
| [00:39.23] | （——《渣男》歌词） |
| [00:42.21] | 搞笑啦 我都仲未挪到驾驶证 |
| [00:45.31] | 我话唔使学车啦反正男朋友肯定识 |
| [00:48.34] | 妈咪问我男朋友係边度距想识一识 |
| [00:51.30] | 歌系咁唱啫 |
| [00:52.34] | 我前任们都算好人好者 |
| [00:54.44] | 算我运气好野 |
| [00:55.68] | 暂未遇到渣男牵扯 |
| [00:57.43] | 我点嚟又点去 咪就几个异性friends |
| [01:00.23] | 我霖嚟又霖去 唔通接受one night stand |
| [01:03.02] | 可惜没达到成绩 |
| [01:05.77] | 莫审问恋爱哩件事 |
| [01:08.74] | 乖乖女从来顺利毕业 |
| [01:11.69] | 哩次点解释冇合格完成 |
| [01:14.41] | 身边一个二个朋友陆续抛出婚礼邀请 |
| [01:20.56] | 做他人伴娘做到发癫 |
| [01:23.50] | 轮到我时已经搵唔到人添 |
| [01:26.54] | HOOK： |
| [01:26.54] | 妈咪米催我搵男朋友啦 |
| [01:29.30] | 其实一个细佬女未长牙 |
| [01:32.45] | 成日担心我无法出嫁 |
| [01:35.39] | 其实唔想我咁快就离家 |
| [01:38.54] | 妈咪米催我结婚生仔啦 |
| [01:41.30] | 其实我仲系你嘅BB仔吧 |
| [01:44.44] | 成日担忧我命水变卦 |
| [01:47.44] | 其实揽到实晒唔舍得把 |
| [01:50.02] | 我转手俾人家 |
| [01:52.98] | |
| [02:15.12] | VERSE： |
| [02:15.12] | 每日上落班两点一线 |
| [02:17.38] | 公司d男仔见嚟见去就几个熟口面 |
| [02:20.31] | 同事之间只有发生 |
| [02:22.32] | “她在睡觉快偷拍” |
| [02:23.56] | 你话咁点会擦出更浪漫嘅火花 |
| [02:26.80] | 黐埋晒嘅点解都系烂桃花 |
| [02:29.55] | 冇眼睇 一睇上总惊系人渣 |
| [02:32.55] | 有型d又沟唔到 |
| [02:34.01] | 一唔系小gay佬 |
| [02:35.45] | 一唔系仔都长咁高 |
| [02:37.06] | 一唔系forget which one整大肚 |
| [02:38.57] | 身边d姑娘可以对住idol发姣 |
| [02:41.41] | 我连idol都冇一个只能自行发吽哣 |
| [02:44.44] | 一于咁 妈咪下次你再想 |
| [02:46.79] | 我就拎张彭于晏嘅相 |
| [02:48.79] | “我老公 彭家噶” |
| [02:50.36] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:50.36] | 总惊我 |
| [02:50.86] | 俾人吓 俾人呃 |
| [02:53.11] | 俾人踢 冇人锡 |
| [02:56.40] | 惊我饿亲 冇地方训 |
| [02:59.60] | 成日话我瘦成排骨 |
| [03:01.25] | 冇饭食咁 |
| [03:02.34] | |
| [03:05.42] | HOOK： |
| [03:05.42] | 妈咪米催我搵男朋友啦 |
| [03:08.40] | 其实一个细佬女未长牙 |
| [03:11.51] | 成日担心我无法出嫁 |
| [03:14.45] | 其实唔想我咁快就离家 |
| [03:17.35] | 妈咪米催我结婚生仔啦 |
| [03:20.30] | 其实我仲系你嘅BB仔吧 |
| [03:23.44] | 成日担忧我命水变卦 |
| [03:26.45] | 其实揽到实晒唔舍得把 |
| [03:28.89] | 我转手俾人家 |
| [03:29.85] | |
| [03:29.86] | 可惜没达到成绩 |
| [03:32.60] | 莫审问恋爱哩件事 |
| [03:35.54] | 乖乖女永远顺利毕业 |
| [03:38.60] | 哩次点解释冇合格完成 |
| [03:41.85] | 妈咪你米催米催米催 |
| [03:44.75] | 你催我都实系无计 |
| [03:47.80] | 我又唔可能真系去企街 |
| [03:50.65] | 挂住个招牌 见人就嗌 |
| [03:53.84] | Dynamic lyric by kuan_ |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : peng jing wen |
| [00:00.547] | zuo qu : peng jing wen |
| [00:01.95] | wei ma mi. |
| [00:03.27] | wo jin wan wu fan li shi fan la. |
| [00:07.05] | mao tuo pai ya xi jia ban ya |
| [00:12.54] | |
| [00:39.23] | VERSE: |
| [00:39.23] | " yi ge ren ban ye san geng wai huan lu fei che"? |
| [00:39.23] | zha nan ge ci |
| [00:42.21] | gao xiao la wo dou zhong wei nuo dao jia shi zheng |
| [00:45.31] | wo hua wu shi xue che la fan zheng nan peng you ken ding shi |
| [00:48.34] | ma mi wen wo nan peng you xi bian du ju xiang shi yi shi |
| [00:51.30] | ge xi han chang zhe |
| [00:52.34] | wo qian ren men dou suan hao ren hao zhe |
| [00:54.44] | suan wo yun qi hao ye |
| [00:55.68] | zan wei yu dao zha nan qian che |
| [00:57.43] | wo dian li you dian qu mi jiu ji ge yi xing friends |
| [01:00.23] | wo lin li you lin qu wu tong jie shou one night stand |
| [01:03.02] | ke xi mei da dao cheng ji |
| [01:05.77] | mo shen wen lian ai li jian shi |
| [01:08.74] | guai guai nv cong lai shun li bi ye |
| [01:11.69] | li ci dian jie shi mao he ge wan cheng |
| [01:14.41] | shen bian yi ge er ge peng you lu xu pao chu hun li yao qing |
| [01:20.56] | zuo ta ren ban niang zuo dao fa dian |
| [01:23.50] | lun dao wo shi yi jing wen wu dao ren tian |
| [01:26.54] | HOOK: |
| [01:26.54] | ma mi mi cui wo wen nan peng you la |
| [01:29.30] | qi shi yi ge xi lao nv wei chang ya |
| [01:32.45] | cheng ri dan xin wo wu fa chu jia |
| [01:35.39] | qi shi wu xiang wo han kuai jiu li jia |
| [01:38.54] | ma mi mi cui wo jie hun sheng zi la |
| [01:41.30] | qi shi wo zhong xi ni kai BB zi ba |
| [01:44.44] | cheng ri dan you wo ming shui bian gua |
| [01:47.44] | qi shi lan dao shi shai wu she de ba |
| [01:50.02] | wo zhuan shou bi ren jia |
| [01:52.98] | |
| [02:15.12] | VERSE: |
| [02:15.12] | mei ri shang luo ban liang dian yi xian |
| [02:17.38] | gong si d nan zi jian li jian qu jiu ji ge shu kou mian |
| [02:20.31] | tong shi zhi jian zhi you fa sheng |
| [02:22.32] | " ta zai shui jiao kuai tou pai" |
| [02:23.56] | ni hua han dian hui ca chu geng lang man kai huo hua |
| [02:26.80] | chi mai shai kai dian jie dou xi lan tao hua |
| [02:29.55] | mao yan di yi di shang zong jing xi ren zha |
| [02:32.55] | you xing d you gou wu dao |
| [02:34.01] | yi wu xi xiao gay lao |
| [02:35.45] | yi wu xi zi dou chang han gao |
| [02:37.06] | yi wu xi forget which one zheng da du |
| [02:38.57] | shen bian d gu niang ke yi dui zhu idol fa jiao |
| [02:41.41] | wo lian idol dou mao yi ge zhi neng zi xing fa hong pou |
| [02:44.44] | yi yu han ma mi xia ci ni zai xiang |
| [02:46.79] | wo jiu lin zhang peng yu yan kai xiang |
| [02:48.79] | " wo lao gong peng jia ga" |
| [02:50.36] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:50.36] | zong jing wo |
| [02:50.86] | bi ren xia bi ren e |
| [02:53.11] | bi ren ti mao ren xi |
| [02:56.40] | jing wo e qin mao di fang xun |
| [02:59.60] | cheng ri hua wo shou cheng pai gu |
| [03:01.25] | mao fan shi han |
| [03:02.34] | |
| [03:05.42] | HOOK: |
| [03:05.42] | ma mi mi cui wo wen nan peng you la |
| [03:08.40] | qi shi yi ge xi lao nv wei chang ya |
| [03:11.51] | cheng ri dan xin wo wu fa chu jia |
| [03:14.45] | qi shi wu xiang wo han kuai jiu li jia |
| [03:17.35] | ma mi mi cui wo jie hun sheng zi la |
| [03:20.30] | qi shi wo zhong xi ni kai BB zi ba |
| [03:23.44] | cheng ri dan you wo ming shui bian gua |
| [03:26.45] | qi shi lan dao shi shai wu she de ba |
| [03:28.89] | wo zhuan shou bi ren jia |
| [03:29.85] | |
| [03:29.86] | ke xi mei da dao cheng ji |
| [03:32.60] | mo shen wen lian ai li jian shi |
| [03:35.54] | guai guai nv yong yuan shun li bi ye |
| [03:38.60] | li ci dian jie shi mao he ge wan cheng |
| [03:41.85] | ma mi ni mi cui mi cui mi cui |
| [03:44.75] | ni cui wo dou shi xi wu ji |
| [03:47.80] | wo you wu ke neng zhen xi qu qi jie |
| [03:50.65] | gua zhu ge zhao pai jian ren jiu ai |
| [03:53.84] | Dynamic lyric by kuan_ |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : péng jìng wén |
| [00:00.547] | zuò qǔ : péng jìng wén |
| [00:01.95] | wèi mā mī. |
| [00:03.27] | wǒ jīn wǎn wú fǎn lí shí fàn la. |
| [00:07.05] | mǎo tuō pāi yā xì jiā bān yā |
| [00:12.54] | |
| [00:39.23] | VERSE: |
| [00:39.23] | " yí ge rén bàn yè sān gēng wài huán lù fēi chē"? |
| [00:39.23] | zhā nán gē cí |
| [00:42.21] | gǎo xiào la wǒ dōu zhòng wèi nuó dào jià shǐ zhèng |
| [00:45.31] | wǒ huà wú shǐ xué chē la fǎn zhèng nán péng yǒu kěn dìng shí |
| [00:48.34] | mā mī wèn wǒ nán péng yǒu xì biān dù jù xiǎng shí yī shí |
| [00:51.30] | gē xì hán chàng zhě |
| [00:52.34] | wǒ qián rèn men dōu suàn hǎo rén hǎo zhě |
| [00:54.44] | suàn wǒ yùn qì hǎo yě |
| [00:55.68] | zàn wèi yù dào zhā nán qiān chě |
| [00:57.43] | wǒ diǎn lí yòu diǎn qù mī jiù jǐ gè yì xìng friends |
| [01:00.23] | wǒ lín lí yòu lín qù wú tōng jiē shòu one night stand |
| [01:03.02] | kě xī méi dá dào chéng jī |
| [01:05.77] | mò shěn wèn liàn ài lī jiàn shì |
| [01:08.74] | guāi guāi nǚ cóng lái shùn lì bì yè |
| [01:11.69] | lī cì diǎn jiě shì mǎo hé gé wán chéng |
| [01:14.41] | shēn biān yí gè èr gè péng yǒu lù xù pāo chū hūn lǐ yāo qǐng |
| [01:20.56] | zuò tā rén bàn niáng zuò dào fā diān |
| [01:23.50] | lún dào wǒ shí yǐ jīng wèn wú dào rén tiān |
| [01:26.54] | HOOK: |
| [01:26.54] | mā mī mǐ cuī wǒ wèn nán péng yǒu la |
| [01:29.30] | qí shí yí gè xì lǎo nǚ wèi cháng yá |
| [01:32.45] | chéng rì dān xīn wǒ wú fǎ chū jià |
| [01:35.39] | qí shí wú xiǎng wǒ hán kuài jiù lí jiā |
| [01:38.54] | mā mī mǐ cuī wǒ jié hūn shēng zǐ la |
| [01:41.30] | qí shí wǒ zhòng xì nǐ kǎi BB zǐ ba |
| [01:44.44] | chéng rì dān yōu wǒ mìng shuǐ biàn guà |
| [01:47.44] | qí shí lǎn dào shí shài wú shè de bǎ |
| [01:50.02] | wǒ zhuǎn shǒu bǐ rén jiā |
| [01:52.98] | |
| [02:15.12] | VERSE: |
| [02:15.12] | měi rì shàng luò bān liǎng diǎn yī xiàn |
| [02:17.38] | gōng sī d nán zǐ jiàn lí jiàn qù jiù jǐ gè shú kǒu miàn |
| [02:20.31] | tóng shì zhī jiān zhǐ yǒu fā shēng |
| [02:22.32] | " tā zài shuì jiào kuài tōu pāi" |
| [02:23.56] | nǐ huà hán diǎn huì cā chū gèng làng màn kǎi huǒ huā |
| [02:26.80] | chī mái shài kǎi diǎn jiě dōu xì làn táo huā |
| [02:29.55] | mǎo yǎn dì yī dì shàng zǒng jīng xì rén zhā |
| [02:32.55] | yǒu xíng d yòu gōu wú dào |
| [02:34.01] | yī wú xì xiǎo gay lǎo |
| [02:35.45] | yī wú xì zǐ dōu cháng hán gāo |
| [02:37.06] | yī wú xì forget which one zhěng dà dù |
| [02:38.57] | shēn biān d gū niáng kě yǐ duì zhù idol fā jiāo |
| [02:41.41] | wǒ lián idol dōu mǎo yí gè zhǐ néng zì xíng fā hōng pǒu |
| [02:44.44] | yī yú hán mā mī xià cì nǐ zài xiǎng |
| [02:46.79] | wǒ jiù līn zhāng péng yú yàn kǎi xiāng |
| [02:48.79] | " wǒ lǎo gōng péng jiā gá" |
| [02:50.36] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:50.36] | zǒng jīng wǒ |
| [02:50.86] | bǐ rén xià bǐ rén è |
| [02:53.11] | bǐ rén tī mǎo rén xī |
| [02:56.40] | jīng wǒ è qīn mǎo dì fāng xùn |
| [02:59.60] | chéng rì huà wǒ shòu chéng pái gǔ |
| [03:01.25] | mǎo fàn shí hán |
| [03:02.34] | |
| [03:05.42] | HOOK: |
| [03:05.42] | mā mī mǐ cuī wǒ wèn nán péng yǒu la |
| [03:08.40] | qí shí yí gè xì lǎo nǚ wèi cháng yá |
| [03:11.51] | chéng rì dān xīn wǒ wú fǎ chū jià |
| [03:14.45] | qí shí wú xiǎng wǒ hán kuài jiù lí jiā |
| [03:17.35] | mā mī mǐ cuī wǒ jié hūn shēng zǐ la |
| [03:20.30] | qí shí wǒ zhòng xì nǐ kǎi BB zǐ ba |
| [03:23.44] | chéng rì dān yōu wǒ mìng shuǐ biàn guà |
| [03:26.45] | qí shí lǎn dào shí shài wú shè de bǎ |
| [03:28.89] | wǒ zhuǎn shǒu bǐ rén jiā |
| [03:29.85] | |
| [03:29.86] | kě xī méi dá dào chéng jī |
| [03:32.60] | mò shěn wèn liàn ài lī jiàn shì |
| [03:35.54] | guāi guāi nǚ yǒng yuǎn shùn lì bì yè |
| [03:38.60] | lī cì diǎn jiě shì mǎo hé gé wán chéng |
| [03:41.85] | mā mī nǐ mǐ cuī mǐ cuī mǐ cuī |
| [03:44.75] | nǐ cuī wǒ dōu shí xì wú jì |
| [03:47.80] | wǒ yòu wú kě néng zhēn xì qù qǐ jiē |
| [03:50.65] | guà zhù gè zhāo pái jiàn rén jiù ài |
| [03:53.84] | Dynamic lyric by kuan_ |
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