| Song | Third Rock From The Sun |
| Artist | Joe Diffie |
| Album | Greatest Hits |
| 作词 : Greenebaum, Martin, Whipple | |
| She walks into | |
| Smokey's one hip at a time | |
| Like a broken field runner slipping through the line | |
| He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife | |
| Says don't wait up for me | |
| I'll be working late tonight | |
| Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears | |
| Calls her sister up and cries get over here | |
| Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while | |
| Boyfriend wants a beer the store is just a mile | |
| He leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute | |
| His car drives away with teenagers in it | |
| The driver tells his buddies got one life to live | |
| They scream into the night let's get it over with | |
| Cause and effect chain of events all of the chaos makes perfect sense | |
| When you're spinning round things come undone | |
| Welcome to earth third rock from the sun | |
| The kid guns the gas car starts to swerve heads for the semi truck jumps the curb | |
| Truck hits the big boy in | |
| Schoney's parking lot | |
| Who flies through the air takes out the bank clock | |
| Clock strikes a light pole transformer sparks lines go down the town goes dark | |
| Waitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien has landed at the mall | |
| Cops ring up the mayor say there's panic in the streets | |
| We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief | |
| Mayor says use your head if he ain't in his car | |
| He's hiding from his wife down at | |
| Smokey's bar | |
| Cause and effect chain of events all of the chaos makes perfect sense | |
| When you're spinning round things come undone | |
| Welcome to earth third rock from the sun | |
| Cause and effect chain of events all of the chaos makes perfect sense | |
| When you're spinning round things come undone | |
| Welcome to earth third rock from the sun | |
| Welcome to earth third rock from the sun | |
| Welcome to earth third rock from the sun |
| zuò cí : Greenebaum, Martin, Whipple | |
| She walks into | |
| Smokey' s one hip at a time | |
| Like a broken field runner slipping through the line | |
| He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife | |
| Says don' t wait up for me | |
| I' ll be working late tonight | |
| Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears | |
| Calls her sister up and cries get over here | |
| Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while | |
| Boyfriend wants a beer the store is just a mile | |
| He leaves the motor running he' ll only be a minute | |
| His car drives away with teenagers in it | |
| The driver tells his buddies got one life to live | |
| They scream into the night let' s get it over with | |
| Cause and effect chain of events all of the chaos makes perfect sense | |
| When you' re spinning round things come undone | |
| Welcome to earth third rock from the sun | |
| The kid guns the gas car starts to swerve heads for the semi truck jumps the curb | |
| Truck hits the big boy in | |
| Schoney' s parking lot | |
| Who flies through the air takes out the bank clock | |
| Clock strikes a light pole transformer sparks lines go down the town goes dark | |
| Waitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien has landed at the mall | |
| Cops ring up the mayor say there' s panic in the streets | |
| We hate to wake you up but we can' t find the chief | |
| Mayor says use your head if he ain' t in his car | |
| He' s hiding from his wife down at | |
| Smokey' s bar | |
| Cause and effect chain of events all of the chaos makes perfect sense | |
| When you' re spinning round things come undone | |
| Welcome to earth third rock from the sun | |
| Cause and effect chain of events all of the chaos makes perfect sense | |
| When you' re spinning round things come undone | |
| Welcome to earth third rock from the sun | |
| Welcome to earth third rock from the sun | |
| Welcome to earth third rock from the sun |