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I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car |
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If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves |
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I could travel really far |
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I'd rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume ' |
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Cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day |
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I'd rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice |
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On my body |
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I could wear some clothes, on my voice |
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I have no choice |
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Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats |
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Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats |
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I don't need tofu if |
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I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh |
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We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers |
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The earth is so polluted |
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I could never walk barefoot, ouch |
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On Earth day |
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I was going to plant some trees, but |
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I planted my ass on the couch |
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I try to eat what's good for me, but |
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I like Captain |
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Crunch And an extra large |
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Snickers bar with a glass of |
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Hawaiian Punch |
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I was going to join an ad hoc committee, but |
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I don't know what ad hoc means |
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I think it's a special kind of rock for stone washed denim jeans |
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Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats |
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Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats |
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I don't need tofu if |
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I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh |
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We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers |
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I went to a special school for kids whose parents were |
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Catholic On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted, |
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I always ate four and got sick |
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Once I kissed a girl behind the convent and |
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I got really flustered |
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I'll never forget the way she smelled, she tasted just like mustard |
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Now every time |
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I go to the market and |
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I reach the mustard row |
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I have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow |
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Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats |
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Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats |
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I don't need tofu if |
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I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh |
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We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers |
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As a child |
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I was pretty sick, |
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I could make my arm come out of it's socket |
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I used to like a |
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Girl Scout once she put her hand inside of my pocket |
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I used to go to church a lot, |
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I was an altar boy |
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Got to ring the bells at |
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Communion time, it gave me special joy |
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Don't know what |
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I believe in now, |
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I'm filled with foggy guilt |
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I'm too scared not to believe in |
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God, I never touch myself under my quilt |
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Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats |
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Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats |
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I don't need tofu if |
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I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh |
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Every day'll be hot dog day and we'll live like a couple tree huggers |
