If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing Lyrics
| Song | If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing |
| Artist | Joe Ely |
| Album | From Lubbock to Laredo |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Ely, Rhodes, Rhodes | |
| O weary me | |
| I'm broke as a man can be | |
| My bills are all due, I got holes in my shoe | |
| Bill collectors, they won't let me sleep | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| I could make cash registers ring | |
| What a sight to behold her, she could sit on my shoulder | |
| And whimper in harmony | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| What a wonderful world it would be | |
| I could take her to the border and teach her how to order | |
| Margaritas and Fajitas Senoritas would bring | |
| The circus is coming to town | |
| The telephone lines are down | |
| While the tight rope they're stretchin', my puppy is fetchin', | |
| The tin cans all scattered around... | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| The whole would live in peace | |
| Instead of them fightin', everyone would be writin' | |
| Love letters to Senators and Police | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| What brave new world it would be | |
| I could take her to China, on a big Jet Airliner | |
| And Bark in the Park 'till the Freedom Bells Ring | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| There'd be no more sorrow and grief | |
| I could take her to the border and teach her how to order | |
| Guacamole and Posole, and feel Holy and Free! |
| zuo ci : Ely, Rhodes, Rhodes | |
| O weary me | |
| I' m broke as a man can be | |
| My bills are all due, I got holes in my shoe | |
| Bill collectors, they won' t let me sleep | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| I could make cash registers ring | |
| What a sight to behold her, she could sit on my shoulder | |
| And whimper in harmony | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| What a wonderful world it would be | |
| I could take her to the border and teach her how to order | |
| Margaritas and Fajitas Senoritas would bring | |
| The circus is coming to town | |
| The telephone lines are down | |
| While the tight rope they' re stretchin', my puppy is fetchin', | |
| The tin cans all scattered around... | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| The whole would live in peace | |
| Instead of them fightin', everyone would be writin' | |
| Love letters to Senators and Police | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| What brave new world it would be | |
| I could take her to China, on a big Jet Airliner | |
| And Bark in the Park ' till the Freedom Bells Ring | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| There' d be no more sorrow and grief | |
| I could take her to the border and teach her how to order | |
| Guacamole and Posole, and feel Holy and Free! |
| zuò cí : Ely, Rhodes, Rhodes | |
| O weary me | |
| I' m broke as a man can be | |
| My bills are all due, I got holes in my shoe | |
| Bill collectors, they won' t let me sleep | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| I could make cash registers ring | |
| What a sight to behold her, she could sit on my shoulder | |
| And whimper in harmony | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| What a wonderful world it would be | |
| I could take her to the border and teach her how to order | |
| Margaritas and Fajitas Senoritas would bring | |
| The circus is coming to town | |
| The telephone lines are down | |
| While the tight rope they' re stretchin', my puppy is fetchin', | |
| The tin cans all scattered around... | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| The whole would live in peace | |
| Instead of them fightin', everyone would be writin' | |
| Love letters to Senators and Police | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| What brave new world it would be | |
| I could take her to China, on a big Jet Airliner | |
| And Bark in the Park ' till the Freedom Bells Ring | |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing | |
| There' d be no more sorrow and grief | |
| I could take her to the border and teach her how to order | |
| Guacamole and Posole, and feel Holy and Free! |
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