Song | Dear Santa |
Artist | Jay Brannan |
Album | Dear Santa |
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Dear Santa | |
The thing is this year has been lame | |
It always seemed | |
I always dreamed by now I'd have someone elses last name | |
Way past grown | |
Sleeping in a shrunken bed | |
All alone (unless you count the squatters tearing up my head) | |
Tried so hard to be good all year long and we are all inherently bad | |
Anne Frank had it wrong | |
Santa, oh Santa | |
Where were you last night? | |
I asked for nothing | |
I even left some cookies right by the open window | |
I don't have a chimney | |
Just a heart of gold | |
You see | |
Imagine my surprise that not even Santa wants cookies from me | |
Dear Santa, | |
Could you use a six foot one elf? | |
I'm sick of taking stock from this widows walk | |
Up here searching for myself | |
Is there any way I could hop aboard your sleigh? | |
Take a holiday, leave the work to me, your red-nosed blue Jay | |
When people say the joy you brings, a children's thing, does it sting? | |
Cuz, I will ring silver bells and sing you're as real as Martin Luther King | |
Santa, oh Santa | |
Where were you last night? | |
I asked for nothing | |
I even left some cookies right by the open window | |
I don't have a chimney | |
Just a heart of gold | |
You see | |
Imagine my surprise that not even Santa wants cookies from me | |
Chocolate chip | |
Oatmeal raisin | |
Gingerbread too | |
A full selection from my convection in little shapes of you | |
Free flowing ho•ho•ings a lot for one man's jaws | |
If you're feelin' brittle | |
I can bake a little Mrs. for your claus | |
Santa, oh Santa | |
Where were you last night? | |
I asked for nothing | |
I even left some cookies right by the open window | |
I don't have a chimney | |
Just a heart of gold | |
You see | |
Imagine my surprise that not even Santa wants cookies from me |
Dear Santa | |
The thing is this year has been lame | |
It always seemed | |
I always dreamed by now I' d have someone elses last name | |
Way past grown | |
Sleeping in a shrunken bed | |
All alone unless you count the squatters tearing up my head | |
Tried so hard to be good all year long and we are all inherently bad | |
Anne Frank had it wrong | |
Santa, oh Santa | |
Where were you last night? | |
I asked for nothing | |
I even left some cookies right by the open window | |
I don' t have a chimney | |
Just a heart of gold | |
You see | |
Imagine my surprise that not even Santa wants cookies from me | |
Dear Santa, | |
Could you use a six foot one elf? | |
I' m sick of taking stock from this widows walk | |
Up here searching for myself | |
Is there any way I could hop aboard your sleigh? | |
Take a holiday, leave the work to me, your rednosed blue Jay | |
When people say the joy you brings, a children' s thing, does it sting? | |
Cuz, I will ring silver bells and sing you' re as real as Martin Luther King | |
Santa, oh Santa | |
Where were you last night? | |
I asked for nothing | |
I even left some cookies right by the open window | |
I don' t have a chimney | |
Just a heart of gold | |
You see | |
Imagine my surprise that not even Santa wants cookies from me | |
Chocolate chip | |
Oatmeal raisin | |
Gingerbread too | |
A full selection from my convection in little shapes of you | |
Free flowing ho ho ings a lot for one man' s jaws | |
If you' re feelin' brittle | |
I can bake a little Mrs. for your claus | |
Santa, oh Santa | |
Where were you last night? | |
I asked for nothing | |
I even left some cookies right by the open window | |
I don' t have a chimney | |
Just a heart of gold | |
You see | |
Imagine my surprise that not even Santa wants cookies from me |
Dear Santa | |
The thing is this year has been lame | |
It always seemed | |
I always dreamed by now I' d have someone elses last name | |
Way past grown | |
Sleeping in a shrunken bed | |
All alone unless you count the squatters tearing up my head | |
Tried so hard to be good all year long and we are all inherently bad | |
Anne Frank had it wrong | |
Santa, oh Santa | |
Where were you last night? | |
I asked for nothing | |
I even left some cookies right by the open window | |
I don' t have a chimney | |
Just a heart of gold | |
You see | |
Imagine my surprise that not even Santa wants cookies from me | |
Dear Santa, | |
Could you use a six foot one elf? | |
I' m sick of taking stock from this widows walk | |
Up here searching for myself | |
Is there any way I could hop aboard your sleigh? | |
Take a holiday, leave the work to me, your rednosed blue Jay | |
When people say the joy you brings, a children' s thing, does it sting? | |
Cuz, I will ring silver bells and sing you' re as real as Martin Luther King | |
Santa, oh Santa | |
Where were you last night? | |
I asked for nothing | |
I even left some cookies right by the open window | |
I don' t have a chimney | |
Just a heart of gold | |
You see | |
Imagine my surprise that not even Santa wants cookies from me | |
Chocolate chip | |
Oatmeal raisin | |
Gingerbread too | |
A full selection from my convection in little shapes of you | |
Free flowing ho ho ings a lot for one man' s jaws | |
If you' re feelin' brittle | |
I can bake a little Mrs. for your claus | |
Santa, oh Santa | |
Where were you last night? | |
I asked for nothing | |
I even left some cookies right by the open window | |
I don' t have a chimney | |
Just a heart of gold | |
You see | |
Imagine my surprise that not even Santa wants cookies from me |